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Crash Course History: Intro to Blood Sport

is a vibrator with a replaceable tampon head a bad idea or am i a fuckin' genius

be runnin' up that hill on all fours like a dog with no problems

"That's what I love about these wages, man. I get older, they stay the same rate."

having an identity crisis in the character creation screen

tame impala's out here making soft listening music for dirtbags and bloodsuckers bless

local scammer running out of people with positive net worths to scam

not to be a misogynist, but I feel bad for men

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on you again! quit foolin' me! >:(

I.C.E. is sort of like if the Stanford Prison Experiment was done to all of us by the President of the United States

um, yeah, you could say I keep up with my protein alright <day 17 of dino chicken nuggies for lunch>

living in Texas is being told at least once a year that, "now's the time to buy a gun"

I just got a new 15 month planner, so basically my entire life is different now and I am also different now

I'm so spill-prone that it feels like Chekhov's open water bottle every time I set one down

so glad NY found enough self respect to fight for the service top they deserve

My department is under new management and they keep firing people for bullshit reasons. The Long Walk was a dark comedy for me when I watched it last night.

i have no butt, and I must shid or whatever harlan ellison said

im soo sorry but is ice just rocks made of water :(

it's hard to cry in the company restroom when someone's blowing it up in the next stall

would Ditto's pronouns be any/all or Ditto/Ditto

seeing floss in a hook-up's trash can and thinking, "hellyeah"

my cat just crop-dusted me

you don't want to see the reality of my most comfortable pillow

My boomer coworker just asked another coworker how long she's been in the US. Earlier, someone made a comment about tr*mp winning twice, and boomer coworker said, "three* times". I am afraid of this man.

thank God pussy is vegetarian

people reject polyamory and then fuck with their dog in the room

why did they go with scissors? they could've just made him Edward Fingerhands

organizing my stupid apartment complex to stand up to my stupid landlords 😮‍💨 First meeting after flyering got ~1% turnout (expected). I have no idea what I'm doing 😩 but I'll be damned if I don't do it anyway

Melissa Etheridge is dad rock for the ladies - thoughts?

I am currently being adopted by a cat (it followed me home and meowed outside of my front door all night)

sometimes gender affirmation for a non-binary person comes in the form of a little girl double-checking whether or not she's walked into the girl's restroom

much like declaring bankruptcy, even getting raptured won't get your student loans forgiven

"Um hey sorry boss, can I work remotely for the foreseeable future? Just got raptured"

As I progress into my early-thirties with friends in various decades of life, I am starting to realize that diapers happen at both a very young age, and at an age much younger than you'd expect

I heard most movie reviews are made by men so some girlies and I are starting a movie review / film club to try and get a few more lady opinions into the movie review ecosystem.

The Joe Rogan of the left won't be an individual guy because that's not how the left works. It'll be a conglomeration of a bunch of cool dudes in touch with their humanity, speaking out on atrocities and injustices, proposing solid solutions, and high-fiving all around.

"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them." The weather is nice, water wars haven't reached me, the wet bulb temperature isn't pervasive,...the good ol' days are this very fall

it sucks to be horny at work, but it sucks even more to want something too invasive and specific to get done in the restroom at work

the uhhhh arch of the moral cock is long but uhhhm it bends towards consent

a gay demisexual nightclub called the ChitChatChub

I'm just like three video essays in a trenchcoat

my older, southern coworker just pronounced it, "Chicken-fil-A"

there should be a class on personal hygiene that students should take every year until graduation

unfortunately my breakups could not have come at a hornier time

a comedy roast for your comedy-obsessed friend but it's really an intervention

"my life would be easier as a man" she thought, cis-genderedly

sometimes being poly is going through two breakups in a week and rethinking all of your life decisions up to that point

sometimes I just need a little tums to take the edge off

my company just hired someone who might be able to automate me out of a job. wish him the worst 🙏