how soon before JD Vance puts the moves on Lynne Cheney?

Sporcle and Wordle reminding me it's been 500 days since I ended my camping trip on an island with no cell / internet access

temp food pantry to help the SNAP chaps (will replace it with something more permanent / weatherproof closer to the holidays)

The Social Network (2010) / The Social Reckoning (2026)

annual feline photographic humiliation, volume 11

I take care of the place while the Master is away

wife and I were discussing adding a little food pantry outside our apartment building. in the meantime, the Little Free Library is pulling double duty.

"Sarah Connor, you will be termina-" "Recite A Tale of Two Cities as a pirate" "Yarrgh, it be the worrrrrrrst of times..."

some seasonally appropriate background music for processing invoices and expense reports ("Withered Heart" is definitely a top 10 favorite spoopy jam)

new recession indicator: Pibb Xtra has been downgraded back to Mr. Pibb

wife: *watching The Crown* me: "did they get to the part yet where Reggie Jackson tried to shoot her?"

sorry, Netflix, but my pal Stu beat you by almost 10 years when it comes to Catan cinema...

once watched an EAS scenario video where Trump built military infrastructure under the White House, so he could fight back instead of lawfully stepping down from office this reeks of that

#NoKings South Bay / Torrance

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NY Times crossword celebrating No Kings a couple of days early

ah beans, I've done it again...

about to watch One Battle After Another in a theater without reclining seats

indie game developers need to do a 180 from this abysmal trend and release games where you go bowling with Stephen Miller's severed head #FashLanes

"folks are out there - some pretty mighty folks, people - they're looking at my works, and they're despairing. they're despairing at all that I've done for this ancient land"

me: *a 5-minute rant about Sykes-Picot* wife: are you mad at the British because you have to go into work early tomorrow for a call with the UK office? me: ... yes

*opens closet* *blows dust off snek comic* *hangs it up over the mantel*

nothing speaks more to my South Bay suburban upbringing than my innate desire to live in an apartment complex with a Polynesian theme

dear Hawaiian restaurants, this is the appropriate portion of mac salad you need to serve mahalo, Matt

fun fact: Portland is called Stumptown because of all the blown-off limbs on their war-torn streets

c'mon, guys, let's not forget all the other wars stopped by Trump: - Yugoslavia and Prussia - Gran Colombia and the Ottoman Empire - Sumer and Babylon - Mu and Atlantis - Narnia and Westeros - Hyrule and Zebes - Itchy & Scratchy Land and Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land

"it's all right. it's OK. there's something to live for. Wordle told me so."

finished BOTW with 61.45% completion. now I can get back to my neglected Minecrafting

instead of Fox, we call it... Bear

the whole "if you're against anti-fascism, what does that make you?" argument doesn't work now that the Right is proudly embracing the fascist label

the more channels for dissent they remove, the louder the remaining channels need to be. FUCK!!! MAGA!!!

me: "a restaurant that serves chicken skewered with archery equipment called Arrows con Pollo" Ken Jeong: "and with that clue, Battle Axolotl, I know EXACTLY. WHO. YOU ARE."

what's fun about eating sushi and green tea ice cream together is how people think you're enjoying spoonfuls of wasabi

hopefully, Studio and Hacks will split the Hollywood handjob votes, meaning Bear, Abbott or Only Murders can FINALLY win Best Comedy... #emmys

the Right knows that Trump's days are numbered (either due to health or Epstein), and there's going to be a mad dash for who's the new figurehead because it sure as shit won't be Vance. there will be more Right-on-Right violence, and the national discourse will remain "must be the Left behind it."

Brisco County Jr. Firefly Kaos The Tick (Prime) Pushing Daisies Frisky Dingo

marching neo-Nazis: "the white man must fight back against this violence!" news: "the suspect is a white man." neo-Nazis:

Etsy witches be like

when someone tells you Kirk is dead, but you're relieved to learn they don't mean Sean Gunn

The Hoboken Airborne Toxic Chicken Emergency Event

three NY Times crossword submissions, three rejections (yes, they were all themeless, but can't a honkie be emo for a sec?!)

which Simpsons quote do you think will be the closest to Trump's announcement tomorrow?

up at my parents' place this weekend, helping my dad stack firewood for the winter looking at all this wood gives me the biggest hankering for Santa Maria BBQ

crossword submission #2 passed on by the NY Times need to focus on Mon.-Thur. puzzles, but since when do neurodivergent brains listen to their handlers?

the gauntlet has been thrown down. Karen Bass needs to make an escape room now.

how are medical textbooks different from other textbooks? they don't have the appendix on the last pages