How many times are people gonna buy "we have a peace deal?"

The Senate is totally up for grabs. If Democrats can get occasional voters to show up, they can flip North Carolina, Maine, Ohio, Alaska, Texas, Iowa and even South Carolina (that's right, Lindsey), Kentucky and Florida (can't believe anyone is that excited about Ashley Moody).

Remember when we thought it was inconceivable that we could have a worse Attorney General than Pam Bondi?

In Trump's mammoth super shitstorm, Greenland has cycled back around. One episode of raw stupidity after another. (That's "not for sale" in Kalaallisut, English and Danish).

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The words "American exceptionalism" need to be permanently removed from the political lexicon.

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I wonder if we're still way ahead of schedule in the Iran War. I guess the Iranian people have overtaken their government because I haven't seen Trump encouraging them to do so in a while.

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Someone explain to me what dealmaker Trump accomplished in his most recent meetings with Xi and Putin.

Is there any doubt that Trump is going to get his clock cleaned AND lunch eaten in China?

If you're going to spend money on the meaningless gesture of suspending the 15 cent federal gas tax, why not subsidize the cost of public transportation instead?

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Of all the things we need in America, a new billion dollar ballroom does not make the top ten thousand.

Trump and his GOP pack of leeches lied to their base about virtually everything and got away with it. But now they are lying to them about the only thing the base actually understands: what they pay for stuff. It's not gonna work.

Trump said he would end the Ukraine War in a week. He said tariffs would bring manufacturing back and pay for nearly everything. He said prices, especially for gas, would be lower. He had concepts of a plan for health care. He said we wouldn't get involved in stupid wars. Ninety deals in 90 days...

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Remember when the war was 2 weeks old and Trump said it would take 4 or 5 weeks, but we were way ahead of schedule? Now we have a defense secretary talking about the length of World War II and that noble endeavor, Vietnam. But still no explanation why this is still going on.

We managed 250 years without a ballroom. American exceptionalism.

Maybe the answer is more in our gun laws and less in our ballrooms.

Can't believe Oz Pearlman didn't see it coming. Something's fishy.

There are other events happening in the world aside from last night's White House correspondents' dinner, right?

Pretty sure the Iranians have told Trump to stop wasting their time with real estate slugs and self-dealers Kushner and Witkoff. Why would anyone believe they're qualified to manage these negotiations?

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Voter turnout in midterm elections topped out at just 50% (2018) in the last 100 years and was below 40% over most of the last 50 years. That's not gonna cut it, folks. Show up or stfu.

Why would the Iranians be interested in negotiating with a couple real estate schmucks who have no real understanding of the issues at hand? Why don't we send, say, LeBron James and Steph Curry, who are actually great at what they do, as our negotiators? Because it would make no sense!

Jet fuel shortages in Europe will happen right before flights to the World Cup are scheduled. The head of FIFA who gave Trump that "Peace Prize" is starting to feel like a contractor at the Trump Taj Mahal.

Does "Thank you for your attention to this matter" irritate you as much as it does me? I mean, it's just so damn STUPID!

Donald Trump, JD Vance and Pete Hegseth - a toxic mix of arrogance, incompetence and evil.

Is it possible that Pete Hegseth thinks Quentin Tarantino wrote the bible?

Remember when the war started and Trump said it could take maybe 4 weeks, but we were "way ahead of schedule?" Did we hit traffic or something?

I've taken those tests where they give you a bunch of words to remember and have you repeat the words later in the conversation. I always remember the words, but no doctor has ever been amazed that I was able to do it or that it was the least bit special.

This is not who we are? I think we need to shelve that one. Given that we elected the worst villain in American history twice, I'm pretty sure that whatever we think we are not, we are.

Hungarians know better than to give the slightest shit about Trump's complete and total endorsement. Hungarian Exceptionalism.

Looks like that unconditional surrender Trump was demanding is not happening. I wonder how many of his 15 points he'll lock down. Hearing Trump is offering Iran the ballroom if they open the Strait of Hormuz.

Number 8 on Iran's 10-point list is Trump has to shut the fuck up for 24 consecutive hours. It was originally number 2, but they agreed to move it down to 8.

Trump's gonna stop this war however many times it takes for the Nobel committee to notice.

Saw "Chess" on Broadway with Katerina Papacostas (instead of Lea Michelle) as Florence, the female lead, with Nicholas Christopher and Aaron Tveit. If you ever get the chance to see Katerina Papacostas in ANYTHING, make sure you jump at the chance. She brought down the house!

Who, in their right mind, would want a job in Trump's cabinet? Even those who have publicly soiled themselves in service to him have gotten the boot. Whoever takes the new AG gig is gonna be a helluva psycho.

Pam Bondi's replacement won't be able to shut down the Epstein inquiry and will also fail to prosecute Trump's American "enemies." But he or she will happily agree to settlements with Jan 6 attackers.

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We are a global menace. We no longer help anyone. All we do is ruin peoples' lives. American exceptionalism? Gotta retire that one...

Why would anyone negotiate with Trump, when he has already ignored US agreements, negotiated under false pretenses and is commonly known as a compulsive liar and fraudster? It's a sad state when one believes Iranians' statements are closer to the truth than POTUS.

Be seen, America!

Enjoy your day, folks. I'll be out there with you.

How about Trump's argument that a deranged lunatic should not be allowed to have nuclear weapons? There are mirrors at Mar-a-Lago, right?

If Trump says that the war is roughly a five week deal and we're way ahead of schedule four weeks in, why is it still going?

Does what we're doing look like "Peace Through Strength" to you? That's because we have it backwards. Try it this way for once!

I'll be there Saturday. Will you?

Watching Trump's impromptu bullshit geyser at his cabinet meeting. It's mind blowing that he could win an election- I don't care who ran against him or what the campaign was like. The only thing to conclude is that there are far too many morons in the USA.