This Blue Archive Fes I’m gonna be better at managing my pyros and actually give myself a chance to earn Swimsuit Seia with the free recruitment points. It’ll really put me and my need for instant gratification through the ringer, but I gotta persevere

Sometimes it’s hottest when a character’s personality and dynamics they have with other people has a strong fetishistic vibe, even when the character themselves has no sexual feelings or intent behind they do

I’m afraid to voice a hottake I have on personality disorder headcanons, because PDs are simultaneously so stigmatized and so mythologized, but I feel like a lot of people slap autism headcanons on characters, even when it feels more fitting for them to have a cluster B personality disorder instead.

I’m trying so hard not to grouch about Lara Croft because I’ve never played the games and it’s an important and beloved series historically, but by GOD am I sick of the constant culture war ping pong battles in which people either claim Lara’s character is either too sexist or too tainted by woke

Oh, I finally beat Moemon Star Emerald like two days ago, but it wasn’t a very glamorous win because I had to use Perish song twice 😵‍💫 next time I need better move coverage+status moves, and probably need to put a mega evolving mon on my team

I’m doing that same gacha game habit of mine where I’m refusing to look up career modes/character stories for units I don’t have, as well as unlocalized content for Umamusume, which is probably a terrible idea because there’s YEARS worth of unlocalized content that global won’t get for a long time

I still don’t actually play Granblue Fantasy, but on the off chance that I do, I better try to log into my old Granblue gacha account to collect that Game Awards gift, right?

It’s hard figuring out how centaur clothes should work, but I still put in the effort to think about it because I feel like centaurs that live in modern, interspecies societies would have the same standards of modesty as human beings, even though like 70% of their body is animal like

Genderbending discourse is incredibly odd to me. People have created this standard in which cisgender gender bends have to look androgynous both physically and presentation-wise (sometimes basically the same as the original) or else it will be derided as sexist, gooner, transphobic, etc

I pulled Maruzensky earlier from a 3 star ticket… I’ve recently gained the ability to actually complete career modes, and get first most of the time, but this Maruzen run is surprisingly mediocre for a playthrough where I’m not just outright losing. Does she have a hard career, or what?

It is impossible to be happy or pleasant when your jaw hurts

I got a hot springs ticket for the first time with Manhattan Cafe and then fucking squandered it by risking an injury on the final turn and losing the URA finals. I‘ll never forgive myself… 🙃🔫

Agnes Digital and Kawakami Princess careers had some supplementary material for King Halo as bonus, but Manhattan Cafe gives you a whole new storyline for Agnes Tachyon + does a much better job of portraying the duo as important to each other. (In Tachyon’s career, Cafe feels more tacked on)

Considering how lucky I got with Kawakami Princess and Manhattan Cafe, how much money you wanna bet I’m not gonna make it when Tosen Jordan comes around? 😅

TWO TRIES, WOOOOO! 🥳

I got tricked by AI video that was both actually convincing and funny, I’m scared

Camilla commission for @walkietavie.bsky.social

I wanna draw an Umamusume as a centaur, but I’m real nervous about the reference picture I’d need for that. Can’t believe I drew a centaur years ago as a kid, I can’t remember how I handled it reference picture wise???

I don’t like automatically calling m/f ships “hetships”, because 90% of the time I perceive characters in m/f ships I like as bisexual.

Being bisexual, pro/darkship, a multishipper, a person who like GL, BL, AND M/F ships, and a person who’s willing to incorporate polyamory or open relationship into pairings is so weird because there’s always someone on BOTH sides shitting on some ship dynamic that I like or don’t mind

Because this is becoming relevant again, I’m just gonna spell It out: I was vague posting about people who hate Jacinthe when I said this lol

I’ve been thinking lately- with so many great character designs, personalities, and storylines there are in Umamusume, there’s no way I could pick out a favorite. Surely it would be more accurate to describe my feelings with a tierlist instead?

Now lebanne since people asked #pokemon#PokemonLegendsZA

Emilie Autumn‘s discography sounds like theme songs for white feminists who grew up on Tim Burton and say things like “We are the daughters of the witches we couldn’t burn”, and while this is worded suspiciously like a roast some times you just to listen to edgy alternative girl power music

The only thing bad about Kawakami Princess’ forehead is that it needs to bigger. Like, enough cranial real estate to build a palace on it. Like, 3/4s of her face. A forehead large enough to rival a 17 year old club president in Blue Archive

King Halo had mommy issues due to her mother’s harsh words and lack of support during her career. Now King is hard on her embarrassing clumsy boor daughter in her own way. The cycle of generational trauma has not quite yet been broken…

People have previously described Kawakami Princess as being one of the only straight girls in Umamusume, and it’s pretty clear to see why

People (including on Twitter) get agitated by the idea the Kawakami Princess is a tomboy despite so clearly being a feminine girl just don’t really get what a tomboy was historically (And how tomboys wasn’t originally conceptualized to be apart of LGBT anti heteronormative gender expression)

I pulled Kawakami Princess in 4 tries, with 14,000 carats remaining 😮‍💨

I like looking at art, memes, cute anime videos, and snippets of tv shows and movies. But it can’t be denied that I’d be so much happier if I stopped looking at social media entirely.

One of my weirder Uma Musume opinions is that I really appreciate the extent in which it includes handsome women in its repertoire of moe anime archetypes… in spite of the fact that I greatly prefer cutesy, feminine girls.

Agnes Digital’s “ethical simping“ schtick is so funny considering the fact that in universe, she isn’t being a himejoshi for fictional characters, she‘s like that for “real” people she is in physical proximity to.

When you’re an Umamusume fan that neither plays on the JP server, nor is super knowledgable about real life horse racing, you will see people have discourse about umas and writing decisions you have no clue about.

Blocking people works a little TOO well on Bluesky. The site won’t let you peek at the posts of people you’ve blocked, or even know which user it is. Highly inconvenient if you’re looking at a quote repost and you’re curious to see what the other person is talking about.

I’m lazy and still haven’t watched the Uma Musume anime yet. There are a lot of EN-speaking Uma fans that like complaining about the gacha version of Tokai Teio.… There’s a big difference because she doesn’t get injured in the game, but I love the clingy, bratty arrogant Teio…

Blue Archive rarely if ever acknowledges that the students have non human body parts like animal ears/tails, demon horns, etc, to the point I thought the body parts were imaginary and could only be seen by the audience or something…

I can’t take antis who think liking noncon, lolisho and feral is wrong and claim that liking adult fictional woman is the safe alternative that people will accept you for because of how much people hate on ’goonerbait’ and ‘sexualizing women’… even when the characters are adults

My lazy ass finally finished chapter 5, so I can feel comfortable reading the event. We got legally distinct Wipeout (Fallguys ancestor), wooo

I was on Twitter, and briefly considered getting into Buffy the Vampire discourse over Spike and Buffybot before deciding I was in enemy territory and I should just keep my lips shut…

Gentildonna passed away. 😔 I don’t know much about horses, but she seemed pretty young. Gentildonna was an Uma I was looking forward to see in global, but it seems like it’ll take around two years for us to ever see her In game…

Listening to characters with JP regional accents is a weird experience if you can’t actually speak Japanese, because half of the time you’re completely incapable of noticing a difference in pronunciation, and the over half you CAN tell, but it’s impossible to actual isolate the accent’s quirks

It makes sense, because the game is about celebrating real racehorses, but it makes me sad that fictional Uma can never be playable. Happy Meek is so cute 🙁

jacinthe

Playing a URA career mode, so I’m back to the “Umamusume having her mood and stats lower doing something she voluntarily partook in and enjoyed“ bullshit

I am no longer sad my phone storage is too bloated to handle Infinity Nikki

"m/f is only good when it's t4t" "I like this ship but only when it's bi4bi" "she has to be pegging him" gently holds your hand. you do not need to qualify the things you like to justify liking them

Bisexuals have GOT to get MEANER

The curious thing about Agnes Digital is that she‘s the resident Himejoshi that that appears to lust over other girls’ bodies, but she doesn’t like self insert fic, and her rules on keeping a respect distance from others inhibits her from ever having proper romantic tension with others

DIGITAN IS EVEN SHORTER THAN TOKAI TEIO???

I didn’t win Unity cup, but at least I won the URA!