Well, Trump DID promise young men more jobs. He just forgot to tell them those jobs would be done overseas, and many of them will die at work.

Mamdani scares the Democratic establishment more than anyone right now because he’s proving a very dangerous point: Popularity has almost nothing to do with where you sit in the ideological spectrum and everything to do with whether or not people perceive you as a strong leader who gets shit done.

Baby girl wanna stretch

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a sports league vaporize as much brand integrity in a single instant than the NHL did after the US men’s hockey team was filmed partying with a pedophile protector and taking a phone call from the pedophile President. Amazing.

Gallego might brand as a moderate, but he’s been one of the left’s best fighters during this second Trump admin

Oh no, ancient people were woke.

Feed us.

I had a terrible day at work today. But I just watched Alysa Liu’s free skate, and now everything is great. 😊

TRULY OUR QUEEN

He broke YouTube, guys.

Watching the Netflix doc on ANTM and my husband is like “There cannot be this many top models! Like, where are all the bottom models? How are they gonna fuck?”

Did the thing. You do the thing.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

Brendan Carr and Bari Weiss tried to suppress this. And, just like last time, it’s gotten far more eyeballs than it ever would have if they had not tried to suppress it. Bari Weiss is one of the dumbest people alive.

I think @jamestalarico.bsky.social may flip a Texas senate seat. Apparently, so does Donald Trump.

Democrats should boycott the State of the Union and send Epstein survivors and people illegally detained by ICE in their place.

Great Valentine’s Day date with my husband, enjoying some stand up comedy from the great Adam Conover!

Rep. Angie Craig: "The attacks on Black and brown people in Minnesota have been egregious. At the end of the day, what they wanted out of Minnesota was for us to riot. I think this will go down in American history as one of the greatest examples of peaceful resistance from an entire community."

Oh I’ve felt this way at family gatherings.

Up until two months ago, Donald Trump just thought Kid Rock was the nickname for Epstein’s island.

Two months ago I had to do this with my own mother, this is breaking my heart right now.

If Gavin Newsom is the Democratic nominee, I will vote for him. I will be dry heaving while I do it, I’ll be very upset, and I will be extremely negative about this country’s future, but I will do it. And I’ll tap the sign.

“I cannot get into this Bad Bunny song, not a word of it is in English.” -Same fuckers who were fist pumping to The Macarena in 1995

It’s honestly pretty wild that the anti-drag crowd were so eager to watch Kid Rock lip sync for his life.

Yes kids, there WAS a time when nobody complained about the Super Bowl Halftime Show. But that’s because everyone agreed they were awful.

All of the fervor over the halftime show has distracted us from something very, very important: The people who said the 2025 New England Patriots were frauds got proven right in a POWERFUL way.

Next year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show needs to be so gay it causes the organizers of Folsom Street Fair to throw their arms up in exasperation.

Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Insanely perfect for the moment.

I can’t wait to see what awesome things Liam Ramos does growing up in our great country!

Even funnier is that he watched Bad Bunny and skipped Kid Rock.

In other news, an Uzbek American who is the child of two immigrants clinched the team gold for the US in the figure skating Olympic team final.

There were so many fireworks at the end of that show, for a second I thought Charlie Kirk had died again.

Ok time for everyone who isn’t allowed within 500 yards of an elementary school to tune out.

Terris: When I got to the Oval Office, there were two men standing there holding pieces of paper that said “talking points.” I’m not sure I was supposed to see that—and those turned out to be his doctors.

D+9 on the economy is an extinction-level boilde impact event for the GOP.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?

I have begun exercising for an hour before work instead of napping for an hour before work. Please clap.

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a politician in my entire life who gives so many green flags so fast.