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Here is the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss and the billionaire Ellison family who own CBS don’t want you to see. Just in the past hour, it’s already logged millions of views. Their attempts to censor accurate and important journalism at the request of the federal government have failed.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Ok you have to admit it would be funny for Harrison Butker to be forced to play in state with a democratic woman as Governor.

Dear Democrats, BE DIRECT YOU STUPID FUCKS. VOTERS REWARD DIRECTNESS. Thanks, Matt

What a coincidence, I’m retiring from processional neurosurgery.

The problem for Bari Weiss is that by throttling this important CECOT story, the backlash has become far bigger than the story would’ve been. The fastest way to make people obsessed with something is to tell them they can’t see it. You can’t escape the Streisand Effect. Weiss is very, very dumb.

Andrew Tate and Jake Paul got their asses beaten. CBS is crashing while Bari Weiss sees her career go down the drain. Zohran Mamdani cooked a wholesome Chanukah dinner with a lovely Jewish family. Trump’s own pollster showed a D+7 CGB. The planet is healing.

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

The women’s restroom at The Rusty Anchor was pretty bougie for a dive bar

Fire John Harbaugh

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

Happy Soulstice!

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

after all, it is the season we celebrate virgins

Not gonna lie. I've never seen "Duck Dynasty." I was kind of hoping it was a re-make of "Dynasty" with all of the characters being played by actual ducks.

Holy infant so tender and mild implies the existence of a cursed infant so chewy and spicy.

A member of the Marcos family Looting the public treasury? Shocked.

Gupta: Just the way he presents himself. Whether it’s the hand—is there something happening with that hand? Is there an IV there that they’re trying to cover up? His pressurized, rambling, incoherent speech. When you take it all together, reasonable people are asking reasonable questions

For ten years, Tesla FSD has been the grift that keeps on grifting. I don't expect that to change in 2026.

The Epstein Files, everybody!

Let’s fix the two massive efficiency sinks in American life. www.vox.com/future-perfe...

Yelling "fire" in a crowded theatre: frightening, illegal. Yelling "movie" in a crowded firehouse: fun, exciting, what are you guys gonna watch.

"Why is everyone SO OBSESSED with the Epstein Files," whined the guy who is in the Epstein Files. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I never want to hear another American make fun of North Korea ever again.

Banger week for the family

I learned how percentages work in elementary school, and Trump’s own Secretary of Commerce either lacks this 3rd grade level understanding of math, or has to pretend he does in order to demonstrate loyalty to the pedophile who runs the administration.

1990s Nickelodeon went so hard with the “they’re friends but sort of want to be more than friends” concept.

Biden made a historic mistake when he decided to address the economic concerns of ordinary Americans with the message “everything’s fine, we are doing great.” Trump has decided to use the exact same message, communicated even worse. 👏🏻

Mom died peacefully at 9:11 this morning. I have never experience heartbreak like this, but I am her legacy, and I will honor it to the best of my ability by continuing to live and love others.

If Luigi Mangione actually does manage to get off, the left should treat him the way the right treats Kyle Rittenhouse.

Seeing your own mother on her deathbed is even more difficult than I thought it would be. This is so hard.

92 years old and still watching Murder She Wrote religiously. I can still hear her talking to me when I was a teenager about it “oh Matthew it’s got Angela Lansbury, such a classy lady, and that little town has so many murder it’s just crazy Matthew!”

Dr Russell D. Moore is a theologian, pastor, and the editor in chief of Christianity Today.

CBS should make me editor-in-chief and it will be 24 hours nonstop coverage about arcane menswear rules no one knows or cares about

You can’t “fix” X, The Everything App by going back and posting there because the owner has this thumb on the scale of the algorithm to promote the worst ideas and people. It’s not a viable solution, you have to let it go.

Landed in Dulles, Virginia, United States. Apx. flt. time 2 h 32 min.

Tomorrow, I will be flying home to Maryland to have a final goodbye with my mother, who has been moved to hospice care and has been given a prognosis of 3-4 days. To say I am devastated is a dramatic understatement.

Fun fact: the westernmost point of Florida is the same longitude as downtown Chicago within 500 feet Funner fact: the easternmost point of Florida is the same longitude as downtown Pittsburgh within 500 feet.

The vibe shift is real if this complete psychopath in a suit is coming back around to supporting trans folks.

HAHAHA! Just seen a video of a Tesla robot grabbing its head and collapsing! It turns out it was mimicking its human operator removing their VR headset!!! Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?

Whitehouse: Not only were the founders extremely interested in checks and balances but they were desperately concerned about corruption. This Court has consistently taken the side of corruption against every device Congress has created to fight political corruption.

We have a misinformation problem because stories can be compelling without being true. People are well-trained in how to be compelled. They are extraordinarily badly trained at being skeptical. We have to fix that or we don’t have a society anymore.

Doing my part to save hundreds more bottles of water.