He is single handedly destroying the myth that elected politicians can’t accomplish big things quickly.

Test result just dropped. The spot on my liver was artifactual, the MRI showed nothing at all. I do not have recurrent cancer. So relieved!

I made it through my first Mother’s Day without mom because I’m married to the most amazing person you’ll ever know.

Guys HER TAIL IS COVERING HER FACE omg Tina is so cuuuuuuuuute

At my last screening they saw a spot on my liver, so I’m getting an abdomen MRI to eliminate the possibility it is cancerous. Hopefully I’ll be fine but you gotta get it checked out. 😕

Go Orioles from Tina and husband.

Feckless during a national emergency.

Fragile masculinity, in one snapshot.

I’m sure this won’t affect fuel prices at all. Trump is so great.

*clicks on Page 2 of Google search results* Is this it??? Am I on the dark web now????

When you accidentally swipe right on Insta and the camera pulls up

Loving this season of Love on the Spectrum, and I would protect these two princes with my life.

My sleepy baby girl

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Happy Gay Easter

This weekend I’m eating healthy by only consuming the white part of my Cadbury crème egg fillings.

In 2003, I sang in a barbershop quartet from the University of Miami, and we won the International Collegiate Championship. After many years of wear and tear, I finally decided to get my original medal gold plated. It turned out great!

Guys we are officially fucked.

Daddy & daughter

Felix is livin’ the life.

The TSA line at Bush is so long it has now merged with the line to the Houston Rodeo’s parking lot tram.

if wrestling is fake explain this

Brittany Allen deserves an Emmy for her performance as Roxie Hamler. One of the most powerful performances in TV history.

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

Today is an excellent day to remind everyone that Ireland would be far better off as a unified country, completely independent from the UK.

This man will never, ever be President.

You know the Ravens made a fantastic decision when tons of Steelers and Bengals fans are screaming this morning about how underhanded and dishonorable we are.

If you know what this is, time to schedule that colonoscopy.

The Dems don’t even need to write their midterm ads, it’s already done. Just show the video of this shit. Done.

Did somebody say war in Iran and massive oil supply shocks?

I wanna see the CEO of Van Holten’s recreate Quenlin’s hot pickle video.

On Wednesdays we wear green.

Happy Talarico Tuesday

Good morning, Team Talarico! It’s election day!

It is pretty nice that the hottest member of the US Senate endorsed the candidate who, should he win, will be replacing him as the title holder.

I have replaced the downstairs bathroom toilet completely on my own. Please clap.

Well, Trump DID promise young men more jobs. He just forgot to tell them those jobs would be done overseas, and many of them will die at work.

Mamdani scares the Democratic establishment more than anyone right now because he’s proving a very dangerous point: Popularity has almost nothing to do with where you sit in the ideological spectrum and everything to do with whether or not people perceive you as a strong leader who gets shit done.

Baby girl wanna stretch

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a sports league vaporize as much brand integrity in a single instant than the NHL did after the US men’s hockey team was filmed partying with a pedophile protector and taking a phone call from the pedophile President. Amazing.

Gallego might brand as a moderate, but he’s been one of the left’s best fighters during this second Trump admin

Oh no, ancient people were woke.