i’m starting to think I can’t be trusted to be alone

customer called me short today and I genuinely blacked out and told him to shut the fuck up

unrequited love is the #1 chud feeling

what do you do about a crush where there’s like physical contact but you know she doesn’t like you and you know you don’t even want to date her but you cant stop thinking about her

i love when random borderline rapists show up to the function and you tell the host about their borderline rapist comments about her and say they probably need to leave and then the host starts cuddling up on the borderline rapists lap

what do I do about my weird fucked up work proximity crush thing

it would’ve been worth going to sleep last night

how do small businesses even work like yeah bro come to my barbershop the only way we exist online is a linktree QR code on the door and there’s no sign and you have to make an appointment but you can only do it on weekends past 4

i’m thinking it’s a 3 cases of monster beast and 50% of a geek bar kinda night

you are hereby sentenced to not get drunk and post embarsssing instagram stories

if you were at work and there was a friend group at your job that were known friends outside of work that hang out and play games and you ask to play 5 times and no one gives you a straight answer do you - accept that we don't want to hang out with you - cry to our boss about how it's "hostile"

giving people cash instead of using cashapp makes me feel so tough

i am having trouble resisting the urge to buy a geek bar

yeah i’m sorta the valorant goat

bit of a late response there mevans!

does anyone else feel like they’re only really valued in the context of being another person in the group i don’t think i’m anyone’s best friend and i think if i left my friend groups i wouldn’t retain a lot of those friendships save for 1 or 2

i feel like everyone is less mature and more insecure than me

monster beat! Mbsyer beast! I need the beast’ !

Mikes hard lenonade! mines hard lemonade! give the lemonade!

geek bar! geek bar! give me the geek bar!

the american “left” is a group of 150 million larpers

think i got addicted to the geek bar last night

what is it with cousins and having no friends

i would rather be in a toxic work environment with my friends than a good work environment with boring people that i hate

i hate people that make every conversation about themselves i was forced to speak to one at work because she wouldnt fucking leave us alone and it was genuinely impressive how she managed to bring every topic back to herself

what Does it mean if you text a girl and she immediately silences notifications

i believe the dril identity was sold

let’s postulate that you are a general manager at a c-tier restaurant. let’s say you need to hire more managers to run shifts and manage your c-tier restaurant. you are considering 2 candidates. do you choose the employee who

chat do i need to open a sofi account

my instagram algorithm is right everyone does hate me and i should kill myself

turns out my car isn’t totalled btw I just have to pay the $100 deductible 🔥🔥🔥

i stopped using bluesky and started feeling like even more of a chud what’s up with that

what’s up guys!

so why is the cop that pulled me over at this fuckass function

do local restaurants even exist anymore it’s always just reheated sysco food

sometimes i distance myself from my friends to make them prove they still like me

god i love the way 32gb of ram is $180 now

why waste my time sleeping when i’m not even radiant yet

beautiful woman ordered food today so i wrote a note with a heart on the lid to her box and messaged her on instagram to ask if the food was tough

don’t you love it when your friend’s ex friends use their cars to block you into a parking lot and follow you down the road for 10 minutes

everytime i try to use spotify i regret it

unfortunately you have to accept bottom fragging 50 deathmatches in a row if you ever want to have good aim

yeah i shouldn’t be buying a new phone right now but you’re talking to the owner of a fresh ass iphone air

dude i chipped my tooth at some point yesterday but the fuckass dentist can’t see me until april

when the wings are lowkey wax

merry soapmas

people don't know their worth anymore i have so many friends in relationships with people that don't fw them on the level they should and then they get out of those relationships and realize how bad it was and find a new relationship with the exact same circumstances

i hate vagueposting bring your problems to the group chat or pipe down

yeah i've spoken to her for a total of 5 hours but she put me on her instagram close friends so we're basically married

anything else is just cope