israel really is evil bro i've never seen a country with worse culture

I understand bluesky avoiding taking on the task of carefully moderating consensual nonconsent content—which I think sounds really hard to do well—and just not allowing that material here. teaching a team of moderators how to identity which kinds of rape fantasies are problematic sounds miserable

people will be like "the new rules are evil" and the new rules in question are "don't say anything illegal"

anyone wanna wire me about $700 for the iPhone 16 pro 👀👀👀

cashier tech: give customers their change in all pennies so they're more inclined to just throw it in the tip jar because they don't want to carry it

thr people that go to a fast food restaurant and stare at the kitchen until their food is done actually infuriate me lowkey

charlie kirk was assassinated by trump to distract from the letter that he sent to jeffery epstein

READMEs do not need emojis ever

decided to save up for an iPhone

trying sooo hard to think of a scenario where wireless charging is useful and i simply cannot

pickup basketball is man's greatest triumph in self government

selling my piss to a coworker for $50 🔥🔥🔥🔥

HDR on social media just kinda annoys me there is no damn need for an instagram reel to be that bright

i wouldn't be on any social media with unlabelled nsfw. this is not in reference to the new bluesky tos, i just see this sentiment against labelling sometimes and it baffles me.

it's drip or drown and i'm a lifeguard 🥶🥶🥶

i don't care about what's going on

are you sarcastic or do you just want an excuse to be a dick

my coworker who always works after me keeps liking reels about how her coworkers don't do side work that i don't do.....

$17 in tips today 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

if jesus was alive today the bible wouldn't have been a book it would've been a bunch of twitch dot tv clips

if you knew about a 20 year old in a relationship with a 15 year old for 3 years and you didn't tell anyone your ass needs to go to prison right along with him

drake fans hate hip hop

ray vaugh is next up i can feel it in my soul

get off my bed asshole

have you considered installing this wrapper over a cli tool that you only use like 4 subcommands from

imagine how hard binary would go if they added some more numbers

it's 6:09 i had 3 coffees and a cup of lemonade but i don't think i've peed today

👇👇👇 this guy's missing at least 4 teeth

british people when you tell them ww2 was over like 80 years ago and they don't have to eat war rations anymore

we gotta end that d4vd guy #asap

nicotine addiction is so funny like yeah bro i can't stop inhaling the flavored air that literally does nothing for me

I would honestly prefer if Anubis *did* mine crypto

i want to punt that fucking png so badly

white people love taking black music and excising all the emotion out of it and pretending like they get hate just because they're white and not because they make pointless slop

reactionaries are incapable of good journalism

i literally don't see how kamala winning would've made any kind of difference except for a 4 year delay she would've got in office and jerked off for 4 years just like biden did and then trump would've been elected in 2028

https://prnt.sc/4krbcm

Dude i drank so much free coke zero today i'm actually on my Panera charged lemonade type shit

hangout was both more boring and way shorter than expected someone wasn't able to make it so i paid like $15 on a sandwich to intermittently talk with my coworker for an hour

there is purpose in life (be true to yourself, uplift others, and do what matters to you)

maybe it's bad for my work life balance but this is the first time i've actually been friends with my coworkers i'm deadass spent 4 hours there after my shift today and i'm going back into work as a civilian later tonight just to fuck around

something about being third wheel makes me ready to kill myself at all times

this is why reddit will always be lame. the rudest joke anyone's ever made on there was "i'd fuck this guy's dead wife" and that was like 10 years ago. say what you will about twitter but at least it had spaceghostpurrp

/r/roastme is probably the worst subreddit of all time it's always just teenagers with low self esteem posting to annoying millennial commenters who have never made a funny joke but have watched the office at least 100 times with their cats spamming the same 5 marvel quips over and over

i live in portland i have 9 cats i'm 44 i'm in a rotating bi-monthly leftist polycule with six 18-21 year olds we live in a 600 sqft apartment infested with bedbugs and roaches and none of us have a job

omg who sent me $10 worth of BTC 🥹🥹🥹🥹

i think i ended up with an avoidant attachment style which is weird because i have literally 0 reason to have an avoidant attachment style

peer pressure is a good thing specifically for roller coasters and picky eaters