First look at ‘READY OR NOT: HERE I COME’, starring Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton. In theaters on April 10, 2026.

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Did you know that the Vaquita is the most critically endangered marine mammal with current estimates at less then a dozen individuals left? 👀

On the twink dea… My inner twink never died. She’s alive, well, tanned, plucked, and still twirling to Debra Cox remixes in my head.

a reminder that addams’ family values is, in fact, the best thanksgiving movie you’ll find

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Hey, look what day it is! It's Fuck-Me Friday

So, anyone in the twin cities wanna dump a load in me? I'm feeling positively feral!

This won’t be up for long… I love this song… it was kind of a small load though 🤷‍♂️ Repost it while you can!

So, anyone in the twin cities wanna dump a load in me? I'm feeling positively feral!

Things I am ok with coming back from the 80s: Shoulder pads, synth driven pop with a fast drum machine track and a punchy bassline Things I am not ok with coming back from the 80s:

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The 😐. The 🍆

Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑🤭 Love my soft but firm cakes

If you see this, post egg

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Perfect way to end the week! #selfcare Officially the proud owner of America's Ass. 🇺🇸 My masseuse said so. Case closed. 😌 RT if you agree 😜 #massage #cakes #men

It's just hanging there, menacingly 🔥 RP if you're feeling the Halloween Spirit too 🎃

(You can bounce on it if you want)

happy #cocktober 🤡 show some love if you wanna see what’s behind this 🐓 #fcf

Hey you! 🫵🏻 If you’re reading this, I think you’re hot 😘

She wouldn't tear down the East Wing of the White House

this is the only correct, rational, and proportionate response to heresy like this.

On this hump day, will someone please touch my butt?

Yeah I p0pperb4te

Always seeing so many people with 👬 in their bios meanwhile I’m perpetually over here like🧍🏻‍♂️

7. Spit or swallow? Ok I’ll be honest I think the texture of cum is horrendous and the flavor isn’t any better. I’ll swallow to be polite but you won’t find me asking for it.

To the 11% of people who voted yes on this poll, allow me to introduce you to me at age 13 when I learned what homosexuality was, and spent a year tearfully praying on a regular basis that if i was going to be doomed to a lifetime of sin anyway, maybe God could just cut my life short.

“you know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family”

Oops, I made a mess... RT if you want it inside you next time 😉 Watch me make it on OF and JFF 😈💦

Quote this with a selfie if you're Gay Dead (single and over 30)!

Need someone all up in these cheeks

Roger Smith is the original Showgirl btw

I don't want a cure for autism, I want a society that respects autistic individuals enough to accommodate us and supports us in a way that allows us to thrive.

All-time classic

I could really use some more help towards my goal, if any of my followers can spare even a small amount. I’ll also be trying to put out more content on here as well. Thank you! gofund.me/8f7cf6b65

All I want is for someone to deep dick me and stretch my guts out like this, is that so hard to ask?

using a GIF or vid, share your mood for the weekend 🖤

You all love to blame victims all the time until it's an American Nazi literally dying from the kind of violence he endorsed and the instruments of warfare he worshipped. Weird.

Wanna come over for cake and cartoons? 🤭🍑

$87,000!! 😱

My kink is men with kind eyes

Just for those who may be a little confused: This is how an American president should treat Putin.

15 years ago today, ‘SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD’ released in theaters.

me:

Goddamn I need a good fucking so bad. Any tops in the Minneapolis/Coon Rapids area looking?