plaese help my loathsome son find a professional who will tattoo the rig for a day logo onto his chest with no backtalk or jokes

i shoukld be allowed to do kfad1 again. im pretty sure i would absolutely fucking nail it this time

((SPILLING BLOOD ALL OVER THE SYNTHS)) THIS IS WHAT U WANT. THIS IS WHAT U FUCKING BASTARDS WANT RIGHT (JUST A DAY LATER) WHY DOES MUSIC MAKE ME FEEL NOTHING

in the latest effort to distance myself from "Jokes" ;, "Memes" bull shit, i will be changing my name from Filthy Frank to Hot Ones,

YOUTUBE VIDEO "HMA FUCKS UP" FINALLY HAS 1,000 VIEWS. TIME TO ROLL OUT THE "HMA FUCKS UP" MERCH AND QUIT MY JOB AS AN LMT BONUS

"Hwhoo!! That's a lot of zeroes" - me after seeing the vote percentage of 16.00%

I have been a tourneykid since I was 0 years old .

i love getting all my music opinions from video game characters

who will kiss m e when im gonered

trying to get the hoppin jack fanserver recognized as a hate gruop

pleased to announce that i will shatter all barriers in 2026 by becoming the first straight artists rep

if you dont upload anything for a month and i can't see a hiatus announcement, i just assume you died in someones bracket

YO *points to the whisk on hobart diagram* THAT'S THE MIXER;S DICK

to the pyramid on this plane calling himself the "all seeing eye" Fuck you. the only thing you can pull on this flight is passenger of shit

The instant I heard the song old town road aas a tourneychild I threw my headphones off and said that the shit is over rated and I was right

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Angsty Teen Music", i holler as i overturn grandpa lou's puzzles and turn the m of lou into the m of Shit

me & the booys are riffing on 78 hours of stolen vanishing point feed footage. this guy on here just broke his leg. bitch!! bitch!

if you ask me this match could end about 100 different ways: 1) roe gets 0% of the vote 2) roe gets 1% of the vote 3) roe gets 2% o

i do have a resting pull list of about 8, however , im known to "Activate" sources of ≥20, by doing my special Focus Stance, or by Abusing Flavour Sources .

astrally projecting my brain into the league of epic bosses head quarters and memorizing their source lists is the easiest shit i have ever done in my life

user named "isitbrightenough" has been terrorizing me since 2022, by sending me pictures of the sun too close to the lens

the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high musical soul energy, the pink ones are all the weekyard hotels ive been banned from

boy oh boy do i love voting for Pyschological Horror. wait a minute... psychological horror reps fucking suck. there's no alan wake pulls..!! Fuck !!

i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my tracks for 2027. i WILL get 100+ votes

my victory theme is just a bunch of clips of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other victory themes look like shit

go ahead. keep screaming "Cancel Your Tournament " at me. it only makes my tracks Worse

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put that my stock got mad in the results video.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as my stock slowly fades away and garbage noise plays

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the monokumas are at it again

probably, if I got fucked up match lore constantly id just say something like "This is fuckin cool" instead of angsting about it and shit

what is the best kind of offsource to pull in my sendoff as a joke

fuck "rigs." every round i vote in is real . raw trackvotes without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow vaportourneys . mashup week dot cloud. i live for this

im a fruad. i'm a sex rep despite never having sex once in my goddamn life

aint nothin in the bible against anarchy sources

sextuple elimination is back. bits and pieces of quad-badstuffed characters shoved back together with fifty thousand sources each. "The most vile fucking thing imaginable"

icant come to work today.. on account of JERRY DUTY *PLays every brickfad2 track at once*

yea i torched the diner. and i woudlve gotten away with it, if i werent the only guy in town with a Skeleton Face

Q: are nerds allowed to vote in your tournament A: no. absolutely not. only football players and communists are permitted to vote.

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC-- WILL THE DETERMINATION GIVE ME THE GOOD AUTISM OR THE BAD AUTISM???

im inventing a new kind of buff out of sand and rocks

how can i get my 50year old co-workers more interested in the mashup tourney scene. how. *kicks trashcan* how. *punches car* how. *fires gun*

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad usage. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

#ConfusingThingsGirlsDo show virtually no interest in The Perfect Tournament

"son, if you think we deserve better, let me remind you that the large wooden 'H' affixed to our kitchen wall stands for "Houseofvillains"

it is unfair that i should have to go to hell just because i was born with christ for arms

TODAY WE EXPLORE THE PROVEN INTELLECTUAL ADVANTAGE OF CHILDREN WHO HAD MASHUP MAYHEM MATCH QUOTES READ TO THEM IN THE WOMB

me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the vanishing point to either die or prove a very important point

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending Your Favorite Martian lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

eric is the most bullshit club banger. his antics are the least believable. scoop and baba would have kicked him out of club bangers in real life

damn it to piss. someone on discord replaced all of my anti-zalgar reading materials with Pro-Zalgar bullshit