"Is Part of Rin A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of celestourney, locked by johnny after 121,217 pages of heated debate,

JERRY ATTRICKS: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good sources, and that makes you rightfully upset. MTT TOUR: I agree

the host reveals my vote ratio is 69 to 420. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that i lost the match

me: i dont even care if they cancel prizm mysterymouse: Thats wild

in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling the voting forms that i "Dont know" how i found the tournament constitutes Heroism

my favorite part of victory peep the horror is when they turn around and beat the shit out of me for no reason in the middle of it

saying something like "i only voted for alphagenos b/c they pulled furrymon" and alternating between backpedaling & doubling down

writing a massive 350 page lore post about the nostalgia critic that no one will read, is, in a lot of ways, like being a Prisoner of War

what happens when kirby swallows the diary and is granted its considerable power. my 81 chapter fanlore explores this issue -- and more

tthere is no such thing as tracks, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a contestant are Pulls and Sources

here's a list of neil reps i want to have as a Dad someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the garbage

how come a kfad contestant with one source is considered a "GOAT" but when I forget to add half my blindfad buff sources im just some asshole

EVERYONE PLEASE SEPARATE YOUR STEMS BEFORE JANUARY 30 WHEN MVSEP BANS THEM FOR GOOD, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL ANONYMOUS REPRESENTATIVE & HOLLER BS

":33< oh, teehee, UwwU, woUld yoU liek to arr-pee?" me too. that;s me

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about the midnight syndicate

next issue: should twisting innocent people into abominations of science begging for death be considered "Art" ???

as torrents of bitrot splatter clamorously onto my forehead I scream in absolute torment but make no attempt to move or cover my face

Poll results after 24 hours: whos the temporary flight attendant 1️⃣ half human half machine 🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (8) 2️⃣ markiplier 🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (6) 3️⃣ chaos cohorts 🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (7) 4️⃣ none of them are it ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (1)

(ffully immerses self in a picture of darth vader saying "THE GAY")

(dismissing tourney owner asking for my source list) no thank you. i dont believe in any of that

my new shit: " = 3 " Please let me know what you think of my new shit, and provide suggestions on how I can improve it.

top complaints im working on: - the torture (of course) - making the same track over & over for years - not posting enough napoleken

i know i will catch endless flak for this. but I am of the belief, that the tried and true Touch-Tone Telephone and Propane Nightmares, is a Classic

in order to alleviate the stress of having to fight for my life in a shifting dimension underneath the island, josh has suggested i try "Bitrot"

the fool tries to get one million votes.... but the knowledge knows that its much easier to get 1 vote one million times

things im currently in trouble for accidentally Liking: 1) a picture of King Slime 2) TikTok Trials

either my neighbor has been having his fire alarm go off all day, or producing a zalgar track with his mouth somehow

well i was going to climb mount celeste but this yelp review says theres a boston man at the summit swinging bats around and yelling "sup dawg

turning a big dial taht says "Nerdcore" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

"votesorting isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and send 100 votes under the same username

inventing new character "Snowglobe" the most fucked minitourney character yet

i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of uncle grandpa for a day tracks ive Cried to

whos the temporary flight attendant 1️⃣ half human half machine 2️⃣ markiplier 3️⃣ chaos cohorts 4️⃣ none of them are it 📊 Show results

two transgender 23 yr old intellectuals, sitting opposite of each other in a discord call. musing upon the concept of a "Deadass mario"

cant wiat to see what devilish thanksgiving scenarios me and the boys of celestourney can conjure up. "Christ-For-Arms gets sent straight to Hell? ? Whua??"

IF SKILLUCIFER IS READING THIS PLEASE MAKE VOLPETRON DO 1 FLIP

ME: please make me the best possible tournament characters MACOS: thats too hard. heres manlybadasshero. Do you like him

stakes tourneys may kill a lot of people, but they also make a lot of good music, so it;s impossible to say if theyre bad or not,

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Music Commissions $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to watch precisely one results video and call 911

"Why should there be only one winners bracket. Let's try our best to make all Brackets for winners. Thank you" - a quote i invented which made me cry

startling how im the only person in this diary with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys in here have them, but no

if your elimination track doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the third bracket

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the royal scientist WT Gaster. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

a minor setback. our lawyer king dedede is screaming outside of their headquarters as we speak

WOah. Just had another Ace of Hearts dream. This time they were crying

"History will show that Red Mist was the correct choice, for the future of AUT. I also do not believe in sex." - The_Red_Mist_Asexual

why'd there badstuff in this world.................

(intentionally spoken within earshot of severral mash pit girls) ah fuck. my hands smell like fruits from using the loops all day

guys who get off on being humiliated used to invade brackets to fight the contestants. now they pretend to main roblox reps