i do a really good cameron winter impression

the canadian border patrol was really excited that i was going to nordik spa for my birthday

i will sooner stop watching tv altogether than i will sign up for a subscription service that kicked me off of my parents account

i love saying sorry

wait did i just chop the unc of the summer?

leveled up at the diner so hard i now text my waitress about my day

Shoulda never smoked that shit now I’m reeling in the years

some days you are having the worst year of your life

the guy who lived in the house before my roommate and i keeps getting packages delivered here. i suggested we open one finally (because im nosey) and my roommate said “character is how you act even when no one is looking.” ate my ass up

maybe i’m a pessimist but yoga with puppies goats etc sounds like pure shit to me

sighing in my roommates doorway so she asks me what’s wrong

my boyfriend is mostly trustworthy only time he’s not is when i’m asking him what i look like

no drama but the new pile album is really really fantastic.

should i move out of rochester ny

i love my job. on tuesday i got paid to go to a yoga class with my client. today we went to 3 record stores. im currently at the library with another client reading my book. im at the diner 3 times a week minimum. well i was doing that already but now im getting paid to do it

extremely unfortunate that the $40 moisturizer from lush has changed my life and now i have to keep buying it

a lot of good stuff happening tonight. gonna have to stay in

been DMing with a scammer for 3 days because i’m bored

please do not come up and order at my job when you see me doing the crossword

imprisoned in my own mind and aint even getting 3 meals a day about it

i hate website

lotta people hating on the new justin bieber album let me be the first to say i like it

Don’t nobody pat themselves down better than a dude looking for something that HE KNOW he ain’t got

every time a new font drops on instagram i feel like ive been shot

emailing my old landlord about the security deposit every other day is not enough i need to reach out to her family members and ask them directly for it as well

i could not be on this season of bachelor in paradise bc instead of finding love in my age group i’d be asking all the old people about their lives and making connections with them instead

i can’t trust this certain food blogger who has been reviewing upstate ny restaurants because why are you at the worst diner in my hometown talking about “best pancake of my life”

the vibe at the ymca at 9 am rocks (i love old people)

is it pronounced peony or peony ?

so called free thinkers until that yearbook font drops on instagram

kids section at ikea hates to see me coming

massage and band practice on the same day my life is seriously something beautiful

texting, calling, and emailing your landlord about the security deposit is so fun like hmmm what should i try next? maybe leave a comment on her youtube!

common swag items

weed store lowkey dystopian

never having band practice while on my period again because ill waste 60% of the time asking everyone if they’re mad at me

cuz i’m too reilly then im too damn kathleen

hired movers so my friends wouldn’t be mad at me but the movers are mad at me too

the champagne literally genuinely tastes like elderberry wine

talked to 4 of my friends on the phone today

having an existential crisis and the coffee shop i’m at is playing ode to my family by the cranberries

a fan that has a bluetooth connection option but does not oscillate

starting to think he might just be carrying around intermezzo by sally rooney and not actually reading it

smoked two hits of weed and commented “<3” on everyones picture on instagram

baby’s first opp

remember sports show made me feel like it was 2016 again

bro contest at the mj lenderman show everyone took home a medal

having a dog with one eye is probably like yeahhh this is my dog. he only has one eye!

me and ibuprofen just started seeing each other. i’m getting excited about it but am continuously reminding myself that a crush is just a lack of information.