Welp, made a post that immediately broke containment because of a keyword probably Annoying

3:30 am and someone is blasting ai viking rap outside of my apartment

Clocking into my shift at the tummy tuesday factory

Just finished moving apartments after a month of preparation, so ready to be a lazy fuck again 😵‍💫

Mental illness :((

Clocked in for another long night at the long night factory 😪🪦⚰️🌙 Send many snacks pls

I think I'm ready for summer 😪

Happy monday fat boys and theys

God, why the fuck when you eat something do you run out of it and have to go get more from the store. Jesus fucking Christ why the hell is it like that holy shit

Look all I'm saying is that the fat-fvckification should continue unimpeded

Sometimes you just need to have meltdown over dialing in your espresso grind and that's okay

Who up tumming they tuesday

I've been turned into a donut based lifeform

Well, i did it

Starting off my birthday with my friends surprise ordering me two dozen donuts... 🥴🥴🥴

A few years ago I was training to go on a long hiking trip abroad. Fast forward, I'm now a fat lazy stoner with a growing gut 😌😌😌

The mental rollercoaster of being sleepy, tuned in, paranoid, and horny all in the same morning

Be gay do crime smoke weed get fat

I'm just in the mood for reckless fattening i guess idk

Oops ordered boosts 🫣🤭😈

Kinda rly wanna hit 220 by my birthday 👉👈

Full of curry on this fine friday 🤤

Sometimes you just are soo full of dairy

Serious lack of donuts in my life rn

Certified treatboy

*staring at bellies on my phone* get fatter get fatter get fatter

A friend told me I'm looking very large last night and i melted 🥴

Uh oh, the ennui is back

Gettin a bit fat

Okay make that 212 lol

210 baybee 😈

So tired from coming in to the office these past two weeks, between the transit strike, the snow, and the sun going down so early it's just so exhausting 😩

Friendzoning all the girls in persona 3 bc they're not fat bears

Need everything about this

Full of pho this wide wednesday 🙏

AYCE korean bbq tonight 😈😈

Vacation: done Family obligations: done Unrestricted fattening: commenced

Going on vacation on Saturday, and as a result i am 0% invested in work this week, just feels like a glorified adult daycare 😮‍💨

This is a signal for u to go buy a big adult book and read it

Ice cream for dinner kind of night

I hate when you message a new Cool and Hot person, and they give you so little to work with in the conversation that it wraps around and makes YOU come off as the boring one.

Thinking a lot about the word "tubby". . .

Stuck working night shifts for nearly a month straight 🫠 It'll be easier if I spend it in a stuffed weed haze, right?

Closing in on my heaviest ever and I'm only a bit h-word about it

Good morning to all the fat people in my phone (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

it's a thursday alright

The weather is finally getting cool, the leaves are even beginning to turn...you can feel it in the air... Fat boy fall is imminent

Having one of those mornings where I just wanna cash out and run away to vietnam or something

Looks like I'll be going to an all-inclusive with my family in a few months...fatboy senses are tingling...

Having major ennui lately that could be fixed by getting a more stimulating job, but I need the health insurance so I'll just keep buying books and get fatter instead