ngl this is a pretty nice dream

Trump's surrender at Versailles wasn't even enough for peace to last more than a fraction of a Scaramucci

I guess Aldi dislikes the Mountain Time Zone

No actually we’re worse off than when we started, also a lot of people DIED

The trend in news headlines is to make the publication appear to be asking readers to do their work for them

Everyone's gonna be so jealous of my "High Demand" obstructed view of tonight's Washington Nationals at San Francisco Giants game!

Apple says Siri has more data privacy than other AI tools while bragging that it sucks up every piece of personal data imaginable

This is a stunning statistic

Emily Blunt has better cell phone connectivity in the club than Lady Gaga

I knew Bitcoin isn’t having a good year but wow

prices are through the roof but at least we’re racist?

A paltry $104 million is one of the biggest bargains in history 👀

RIP Raymond Berry, who became an NFL hall of famer because his wife was a poor thrower?

It appears that remote working, not AI, is to blame for weak junior hiring !

get ready for oval office levels of gold

The one-in-eight Americans on these drugs need to buy new clothes, and indeed foot traffic at apparel stores is up

young people looooove spending a half mil on a car

Claude, plz summarize this 42,300-word document

has anyone reported what kristy noem been up to in her new role as head of the supreme committee for patriotic patriots or whatever

It turns out that people significantly underestimate how cynical their newer friends are, according to new research. So if you’re thinking wow my new friends are so trusting and nice, it’s probably more that you just haven’t noticed they’re just as jaded as everyone else yet.

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so sorry that $91 billion in quarterly earnings and $5.5 trillion market cap didn't DAZZLE we'll try harder next time

the mission isn't to hunt for other examples it's to figure out how to stop it

fwiw the Hilton protected everyone who was downstairs

When movies have geologists as characters they typically wind up dead. I never noticed this!

Finally found a thing that makes Trump silent

Imagine being a freight company in the Gulf and suddenly everyone is offering zillions of dollars for your normally dormant trucking services

Uh. Anyone concerned about this?

y'all are missing out on some good food though

I can't be the only one who keeps thinking this story is about IMDB, the internet movie database

Here’s how we know the solar boom is real: there’s a surge in theft on solar farms

by the way these high gas prices would never be happening if the strait of hormuz built a ballroom

Gen Z out there getting all religious on us

there's really no such thing as a war anymore is there

A lot of tears being shed for Janet Mills here on Bsky Dot App. Meanwhile, Mainers have a great candidate to take down Susan Collins. Time to rally around Graham Platner, everyone!

Meta is planning to generate 1 gigawatt of solar power using satellites IN SPACE that beam it to earth. What a cool idea, I hope it works!

The first lady is calling for the end of the First Amendment cool cool

The reason why the Hinckley Hilton was chosen to host the White House Correspondents Dinner is a doozy

It makes me sad for the state of journalism that the best Green Bay Packers writer, @jasonjwilde.bsky.social, is forced to work for a sketchy platform called Channel 3000 that makes readers actively fight through an endless barrage of nonsense to find the news. This is the home page!

Ladies and gentlemen, Hung Cao your new head of the U.S. Navy. (Just curious, why is it good to rip out your own guts and eat them?)

see because now we can take down our enemies by sneezing on them

standing incorrectly is a five-yard penalty

Increasingly? Find me the time when Trump didn't lie.

Why does the NYT think that Zohran Mamdani's tax returns would show signs of his parents' wealth?

I drove past this green and gold farm in Harrington, Del., and pulled over to admire the Green Bay Packers banner grown into the landscape. (If any farmers can explain what’s going on here, I promise to listen and nod before going back to comparing your life’s work to a football team.)

what is the spectrum that runs from Pope Leo to Ben Stiller?

How can a human being be fake?

Artemis II puts us one step closer to building a nuclear power plant on the moon by 2030

Instead of the United States annexing Greenland, perhaps Greenland should annex Louisiana

There's a lot of important stuff happening in the world that requires our attention, so naturally everyone is choosing to ignore all of it in favor of kink shaming Kristi Noem's husband