Finally reached an Apple update where I feel like I need to hand my phone over to a young person

Pumpkin pie 🫷🏾😌🫸🏾 Sweet potato pie

Just got back from Threads. Let me see what’s going down on Blu-WTF!!!!

In light of today’s news go watch Vice if you can. It’s a decent flick & they cast Tyler Perry as Colin Powell

An accomplishment is an accomplishment no matter how small

No plates for ICE agents at Thanksgiving

SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live. Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps: * Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled * Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

T’Challa recast soft launch? 👀

Stepin A Smith gotta chill

Just thinking about how people immediately cut Biden off the top of their Biden-Harris signs

Tell me something good. No matter how big or how small

Racism would be hilarious if it wasn’t so deadly

Early retirement withdrawals for hardship have tripled since 2020, as disasters strike and insurance fails — leaving workers on their own in old age.

Three high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.

Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents. I did it because the government isn’t. This is what I found.

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If you’re going to go out as a group this was a hell of a way to go out

Folks really mad that Glorilla is praising God whilst showing off her moose knuckle?

That’s what they saw the Negroes do

Might you call it a…Black Mirror? I’ll see myself out

Meet the Browns was actually a sitcom with dramatic elements. House of Payne is the TP equivalent of The Bear

All I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! -Adam Silver

They’re hilarious for superimposing the trophy on the court

Same as it ever was

I don’t know who needs to hear this but hatewatching Tyler Perry still counts as watching Tyler Perry therefore generating the appearance of a demand for more Tyler Perry

Does Marsh keep his job if he ends up with a worse record than Spoon?

Christian Bale is the KD to Daniel Day-Lewis’ LeBron

Did I rewind to see A’ja & Kate do their Noggin greeting? Yes. Yes I did

Spring football is like that one restaurant location in town that can never stay open no matter what restaurant moves in

The election of Eric Adams & the likely election of Andrew Cuomo aren’t great endorsements for ranked choice voting

This will become an afterthought just like the fact that the Secretary of Defense can’t be trusted with classified information

Joe Rogan said Elon had an app that had Trump winning. Someone should look into that

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wrote for the Court “By establishing the same protections for every ‘individual’ — without regard to that individual’s membership in a minority or majority group — Congress left no room for courts to impose special requirements on majority-group plaintiffs alone.”

They’re running me so ragged at work I might have to start eating a balanced breakfast

No Weapon

Median voter unfortunately

I still need the Andy Samberg/Craig Robinson collab

19 companies that have pulled support of Pride parades, in whole or in part, this year: Lowe's Dyson Nivea Tiffany & Co. Toyota Capital One UPS Disney DoorDash Live Nation Anheuser-Busch Diageo PepsiCo Nissan PricewaterhouseCoopers Citi Mastercard Booz Allen Hamilton Deloitte

McDonald’s saw Popeyes release their own snack wraps and had to act quick.

You know what this is… -Kanye West, Trump supporter

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The head of FEMA reportedly said during a briefing that he wasn't aware the U.S. had a hurricane season, leaving staffers "baffled" and "confused"

She’s supposed to be one of the reasonable ones

Shaq should’ve set that up before stepping on Ernie’s last goodbye

NIH stops development of HIV vaccine, terminates grants to consortia, including at Duke University. www.science.org/content/arti...

I’m just glad Harrison Ford didn’t phone it for Brave New World. Imagine him in Zero Day instead of Robert De Niro