i've been nervous eating lately but i am also trying to be healthier. so instead of a few chips like a normal person, I ate 12 clementines in as many minutes and probably looked like a psychopath.

Saja vinsmokes #onepiece

Vinsmoke Sanji, third son of the Vinsmoke family #onepiece

so the important lesson for November is, if you start feeling sick and then abruptly feel yourself getting worse after a couple days of popping nyquil, make sure those meds haven't made you so sleepy that you've been neglecting to take your antidepressants and anti anxiety pills.

You were warned Request #onepiece

knives clubs and electric fly swatters out for chuck schumer

(If you’re unaware of this, Superior is so cold and the depths so anoxic that bodies do not decompose. Everyone who’s gone down in it is still there, barring heroic recovery efforts. Many of them may have saponified and become “soap mummies,” which can effectively preserve them forever.

"HR told me i needed to be in office all this week" "wHAT"

i have no idea how i will survive this week without dying of stress but hey

chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

"No one likes me, I win."

with the upsurge in ai, it's easier than ever for people to lie about having a boyfriend

I just want to vomit I hate this country and the way it hates its citizens and spends so much money and energy keeping everyone from accessing the benefits their taxes pay for

my venmo is pkmntrainer_alex

I feel like I ask for help a lot but basically, if anyone wants to venmo me some money it would be greatly appreciated since we were approved for expedited food stamps but they put the benefits on the card I got back in 2016 (AND HAVE NOT USED OR SEEN SINCE 2016)

Ain’t that just the way 🍂

they’re intenionally advertising to and recruiting far right loyalists. they post and reply to explicit groyper memes. they’re not super subtle about what this government is

galarian ponyta <3 #pokemon #pokemonfanart #art

so many interviews today and so many thank you emails and so much cleaning and so much laundry and

Sanders: These projects have been appropriated. They were signed by a president. It is illegal to rescind them. And to say to people in Vermont, in New York and California, oh, you didn't vote for Donald Trump, we're going to take away funding that was supposed to go to your state… illegal

so what's a relatively quick way to make $500 i will do writing work or labor or whatever

"have you talked to father?" "have you heard from jack?" did you both lose each other's phone numbers orrrrr

trying to find a way to kill the fuck out of the mosquito population around my house without accidentally killing all the other beneficial bugs

trying to get covid boosters for my children, including one with chronic lung disease, should not be this difficult

i have 6 separate alarms set to remind me of all the shit i have to do tomorrow

vivi got her hands on scissors and was, unbeknownst to us, gleefully snipping at the air in the kitchen. right up until kyle saw her and let out a loud gasp, at which point her excited expression went full 😑 and she extended the (closed) scissors towards him before he could even ask

I did interview for a few other jobs but I don't have anything concrete lined up

lmao they eliminated my position

did just see a guy in a 3 piece suit fly by on a moped though so go that guy

NOT A SINGLE ROAD IN DC IS BUILT FOR THIS VOLUME OF TRAFFIC

I have been so stressed about bills that I can't sleep and feel like vomiting

Shouldn't Stephen Miller be busy hosting another tea party with his dollies instead of bothering the rest of us?

Look, they do not have the capacity or competence to do this at the scale they want you to fear they do, and your fear is precisely their greatest force multiplier. Everybody who is cowed into silence by their threats allows them a smaller pool to focus on.

i think the healing is going along nicely but it requires so much sleeping and the girls find that disagreeable

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

no goddamn way his license plate says CAT

i keep falling asleep at random every day

So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?

We don't yet have any idea what the ideology of the Kirk shooter was. But we do know that the Denver school shooter was a far-right white supremacist. www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...

i am really starting to feel the painkillers now

Charlie kirk called civil rights a mistake and I am in awe of just how many people on both sides are duking it out for a chance to slobber all over his actively decomposing rod

i see Kyle is pissing people off in some fb comments section again

Tilly: uppies, uppies (knees me in one of my healing incisions) Tilly, doing the sign as well: sowwy, sowwy

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

me back when i first found out that Vivi's original due date was 6/19: noooo not a gemini, why can't she be water sign monkey's paw: *curls one finger*

Tapping the sign again

Naptime earlier with the remaining baboos