i have 6 separate alarms set to remind me of all the shit i have to do tomorrow

vivi got her hands on scissors and was, unbeknownst to us, gleefully snipping at the air in the kitchen. right up until kyle saw her and let out a loud gasp, at which point her excited expression went full 😑 and she extended the (closed) scissors towards him before he could even ask

I did interview for a few other jobs but I don't have anything concrete lined up

lmao they eliminated my position

did just see a guy in a 3 piece suit fly by on a moped though so go that guy

NOT A SINGLE ROAD IN DC IS BUILT FOR THIS VOLUME OF TRAFFIC

I have been so stressed about bills that I can't sleep and feel like vomiting

Shouldn't Stephen Miller be busy hosting another tea party with his dollies instead of bothering the rest of us?

Look, they do not have the capacity or competence to do this at the scale they want you to fear they do, and your fear is precisely their greatest force multiplier. Everybody who is cowed into silence by their threats allows them a smaller pool to focus on.

i think the healing is going along nicely but it requires so much sleeping and the girls find that disagreeable

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

no goddamn way his license plate says CAT

i keep falling asleep at random every day

So after two straight days of Republicans saying trans people and the Left did this, threatening full on violence, it turns out the suspect is a politically unaffiliated white dude who was trained to use guns by his Republican law enforcement dad? Do I have that right?

We don't yet have any idea what the ideology of the Kirk shooter was. But we do know that the Denver school shooter was a far-right white supremacist. www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...

i am really starting to feel the painkillers now

Charlie kirk called civil rights a mistake and I am in awe of just how many people on both sides are duking it out for a chance to slobber all over his actively decomposing rod

i see Kyle is pissing people off in some fb comments section again

Tilly: uppies, uppies (knees me in one of my healing incisions) Tilly, doing the sign as well: sowwy, sowwy

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

me back when i first found out that Vivi's original due date was 6/19: noooo not a gemini, why can't she be water sign monkey's paw: *curls one finger*

Tapping the sign again

Naptime earlier with the remaining baboos

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Every Chicagoan rn:

i need it to be Wednesday afternoon so i can take ibuprofen again

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Turns out the only thing that was stopping fascists from churning out herrenvolk propaganda at scale was that they were talentless cheapskates who can't paint or draw and wouldn't dare pay someone else to do it.

finally home, my head is pounding and i can't take anything for the pain 🥲

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE? HE LITERALLY GIVES YOU INSTRUCTIONS.

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DJ: "Graduations are a big deal to us Latinos." Me: "ARE THEY, DAD?" my dad:

THE DJ IS PLAYING A JAZZ COVER OF OPEN ARMS

i really love this color scheme actually

i swear to god

oh COME ON

they’re all this guy

actually going to try making trash muffins tomorrow since kyle is actually concerned about the kids and their lack of fruit eating

surgery is uhhh next week but hopefully the nausea and pain go away after that or i'm all out of ideas

normal conversation after he hung up on me

GRABBY HANDS @ SATURN BOX

another evening of reflux until i vomit, i see

the democratic party leaders are still operating in a world where israel is popular, it’s just not true and until they reverse course on israel they will continue to have branding issues

constant nausea is a misery i really can live without, this might actually be worse than any of my pregnancies

Shark care instructions 🦈 #art #comics #sharks

made Kyle gag by pulling my IV out at home, still no fucking answers but i guess I'll call my pcp tomorrow and regale them with the tale of The Worst Fucking Pain I've Ever Felt In My Life

i want to crawl out of this depression but with Kyle losing his job (though +100 points for getting a better offer less than 2 weeks later) and trying to get SSI for Vivi and everything else piling up on me I simply Cannot