come. we cannot save ourselves.

fedora neckbeards were a psy-op to kill chivalry

buying positive pregnancy tests serious inquiries only

I haven't showered since last year

power over Memes is power over all

time to binge my favorite media of all time www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I'm trying to roleplay a cuck voyeur, but I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be typing anything

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we live in a society lmao with the possibility of turning names and other words into a Taboo. Just like saying Voldemort in the 7th Harry Potter. Through AI and a surveillance state (we are here!), we can immediately alert the authorities to your location.

think we all got dumber when we stopped needing to memorize phone numbers

Real life is a lot like Dragonball Z, or Bleach, or any other goofy animes with goofy powerscaling. Every now and then, you run into an undefeatable enemy. That's when you pull new superpowers out of your ass Now that dungeon boss is a common field enemy. biiiiitch

the squirrel and spider drones are super convincing. bravo

goon with friends

let it be known that I do not fetishize sitting on the toilet toilet sitting represents stability and peace. It is a powerful pose

dude you can search "butthole" on bluesky, and it pulls up a bunch of buttholes! wild

pour hot water in instant coffee grounds in ass ow, my ass. it burns

it's okay if your whole day is 2 PM www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNfh...

I'm trying to get back into chronic masturbation, and it's just not rubbing off on me

don't mind me I like to post eerie stuff before extended trips, just in case I die in a freak accident. be prepared

I will resurrect millions of dead fathers, and get them to beat your asses one last time

until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter

hmmmm www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLC...

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two narcissists going mutually assured destruction is the funniest thing in the world, and you should feel privileged to witness this on the world stage

just learned there are some people who think sniffing butts is gross

when you make fun of me just remember, this is who you're making fun of

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable

would you still love me if I were a worm

so in Dune Part 2, did they just park the worms outside in the sandlot or what

now might be a really good time to come clean. can't keep this up forever