i showed u my jax toy pls respond

if you're transgender you gotta live

My fanfic universe is so funny because Gangle has a cozy happy sex life with Zooble where her pleasure comes first and she can have as many orgasms as she wants whenever she wants them, while Kinger is stuck as Queenie & Dictatorer’s toy, never to cum again as they edge him for the rest of his life~

i’ve got this amazing fic/scenario idea but it involves a really gross kink (legal, but gross for many people) and i don’t wanna scare the hoes

*MARKED “GRAPHIC MEDIA” FOR SPOILERS. NOT ACTUALLY GRAPHIC BUT CONTAINS A MAJOR SPOILER.*

sex is so weird. it’s just putting your butt inside someone else’s butt.

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*MARKED “GRAPHIC MEDIA” FOR SPOILERS. NOT ACTUALLY GRAPHIC BUT CONTAINS A SPOILER. well sorta.*

I say this in only the best and most positive possible way: What the literal, actual FUCK did I just experience?!

If I have to spoil anything, I’ll warn for it.

seeing the movie tomorrow. can’t promise i’ll stay spoiler free until the youtube premiere but i’ll tryyyy

healthplay but it’s my skinny ass drinking one (1) cola and crashing tf out from the caffeine + adhd combo

Caine 🤝 Sollux Bees + red and blue eye thingy

“I can excuse death feederism but I draw the line at sheaths” is not a take I expected to see today, but alas.

beach sneas (got absolutely buttfucked by sunburn but let’s ignore that)

mmmm sarvente

Doing a quick sketch raffle!! There is no milestone I just feel like doing one!!! Winner will be drawn tomorrow morning To enter: 🚹 Be following me 🔁 Re Post this That’s it! Read alt text for full details Thanks everyone! 🥰

TOTALLY REAL EP 9 SPOILER: Pomni dies in Infinity War

Ugh, I gotta go immanentize the eschaton tomorrow.

queenie gurl <3

“The sky is green” is perhaps the most perfect example of an untrue statement, because green is pretty much the only color the sky can’t be. Yeah, usually it’s blue, but sunrises/sunsets can make it red/orange/yellow/purple/pink. At night it’s black. Cloud cover can make it appear white or gray.

Birthday was fine, but I had a really awful crash at the end.

Gameoverse is Sneas-approved.

O’Chunks trying to flirt:

Quote this with your flags! (Lesboy! If you have an issue with that, too bad :3)

OH FUCK 👀

why is it lowkey my birthday today

what the fuck how is my birthday tomorrow

baal will not stop fucking meowing. i literally just fed him. he does not need more food. he is shaped like a pregnant seal.

What is it with me and getting sick around my birthday (I’ll be better before it actually hits tho. Again)

the fact that most nonhuman animals don’t experience menopause makes me think there should be more pregnant furry gilfs

Unauthorized fucking thing at my local gamestop.

why is my birthday lowkey in 4 days

Toxic Empathy is a book full of absolute trash takes. The only people “exploiting Christian compassion” are the rapists whose churches urge their victims to stay quiet.

If anyone’s a threat to children, it’s the people who fantasize about having a trans child just to beat them. Oh and also the POTUS.

I have a new appreciation for Cardigan. “When you are young, they assume you know nothing” could not be a more accurate summary of how it feels trying to prove yourself as a trans youth.

i’m joining the war on women. on the side of the women

My birthday is in a week! No one is obligated to draw for me, but it would be nice. :)

I love how terfs act all surprised when they confront a trans woman in a women’s restroom and all the other women there side with the trans woman. Welcome to the real world girlie

Observation: Everyone seems to have at least a little bit of a foot fetish. Prior knowledge: Fetishes and kinks can be genetically inherited. Hypothesis: The very first individual of the Homo sapiens species to ever walk this earth probably had a foot fetish.

i’m joining the war on women. on the side of the women

hey. hey. whoa. caine and abel + my hc of kinger and queenie’s real names being adam and eve… what if bubble is the serpent and deceived queenie into eating the abstraction apple

chat i throad up :(

sneas has awoken

night all, sneas you tomorrow

gamefreak did us an immeasurable service by giving us a powerful black femme with a maid gf and literal electro swing for her battle theme

Oh nice, that’s my birthday.

birthday sneas