Watching mediocre white dudes fail (or get punched in the face) can be fun, but not when having to deal with them makes life miserable for the rest of us. It's my latest post on Smartypants.

“I’m sorry, but if you contribute nothing of value to a culture — what on earth would make you think you should be in charge of dictating what that culture is and how it is allowed to change and evolve?”

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

Air traffic controllers have the power to end this. Don’t y’all feel a little cough coming on…

I’m not sure I know what a “horn whooping” sounds like, but I promise I’ll get the hell outta here if I hear a loud alarm of any sort. Cc: @disquiet.bsky.social

Next year the Nobel Peace Prize should go to whoever invented those inflatable costumes.

Thanks again to @thewomenslist.bsky.social for choosing my pilot PRICELESS as part of their inaugural class!

If there’s no cat, it’s just a sparkling convenience store.

RFK Jr. is so terrible one trending topic can’t contain him.

Men: I don’t see how that can be the Virgin Mary since I can’t even find her head.

Slightly diminish a book: To Kiss a Mockingbird

Now THAT’s inflation.

Bill & Ted are doing Beckett on Broadway!

Seconded.

How much of each day would you guess you spend wondering why you just walked into this room?

Why is Chili’s selling Ted Mosby’s boots?

little words — monday a.m. 100/8 = 12.5 [2′30″] 🐇🍒💣🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

A longer piece on those fake crime stats that came out of Ackman's ass, and how we need to stop falling for fear-mongering when we vote.

The fact that the editorial board of @nytimes.com wrote that they’re afraid of the subway means either 1) they’ve joined the monied 10% that only takes cabs and understands nothing about the lives of everyday New Yorkers or 2) they don’t live in New York City. And that’s why I no longer subscribe.

Don’t you just have to admire a train station with clean lines unmarred by anything extraneous like, I don’t know, seats?

little words — wednesday a.m. 106/9 = 11.78 [2′39″] 🐇💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

I’m not sure what it means that Caturday trends all week long. 🤔

@topherpayne.bsky.social is awesome. (And thanks @jenminer.bsky.social for the discovery).

#istanbul #electronicmusic #ambientmusic #newmusic #soundart #soundtrack #bandcamp

Who’s this sign for?

My newest just dropped :) hans.bandcamp.com

Wordle 1,350 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ‼️ I’m counting that as 1.

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