Why am I drunk after half a drink

Stardew Valley is one of the best board games I’ve ever played. Won on the last turn because the legendary fish just would not pop up.

Bye bye 2025! This year: 2.3 million YouTube views 15,000 new subscribers 28 new videos 3 conventions An uncountable number of amazing new friends who helped me along the way. See you in 2026! @orbalology.bsky.social @justthegems.net @davidvinc.bsky.social

When @jamishio.bsky.social and I get together to play stardew…

Step 1: go to bed at 1 am Step 2: wake up spontaneously at 5 am Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit

WAIT WAIT WAIT I have something to say. I LOVE it when I clap back and people say "WHY ARE YOU SILENCING THIS LEGITIMATE CRITIQUE" Because I laugh SO HARD every time If I wanted to silence you on my channel, no one would see what you wrote in the first place, bitch!

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Love

The best thing about making videos is if someone didn’t like it and didn’t watch it I can just ignore them. So basically I can just ignore everyone who doesn’t like my videos 😘😘

Step 1: spend 50 hours making commentary video Step 2: express your opinions online Step 3: have haters disagree with your opinions and hate watch your video Step 4: your entire channel collapses because clearly disagreeing with my opinion will ruin me 😘😘

When your bestie makes a terrible decision

one time I went live and was in an amazing mood for some reason. A viewer emailed my business account after that said “hey just wanted to make sure you’re ok. It seemed like you took some sort of drugs before streaming.” The truth is silksong is just REALLY FUN 😂😂

Whenever I see drag queens comment on my videos I literally SQUEAL with delight Like the piggy I am

I’m sorry but people who make gaming content take social media WAY TOO SERIOUSLY It’s CRAZY

New rule: if someone starts off a tweet by calling me an idiot I just block lmao

Omg I just realized why they call us fruit… We’re just vehicles for seed

It’s photo shoot day

Oh so now we’re gonna scam with pokemon cards too! I bet it comes out soon that it’s an NFT Pokemon card that you can play in his crypto Pokemon game. You know, again.

I can’t move because I’m too happy

WE WERE SO CLOSE

We end Christmas with a bang!

Meowy Christmas and happy Chanukat from my family to yours!

Angry commenters: I’m gonna unsubscribe Me: k The video:

HATE like come on make a decision

I don’t know what my editor is doing because he REFUSES to tell me.

Why do they respond? 🤣🤣

Oops, all trolls!

Finally taking on the xenoblade chronicles 3 DLC! Looks cool so far

The three most ugly words in the English language: sorry im busy

Whenever I see that 100,000 people have watched one of my videos I be am astonished. And grateful.

When your boyfriend won’t watch your videos but he will watch the gaming shelf

When my brother wins at wingspan, I say: “That was awesome! You played really well!” When I win at wingspan, he says: “I had terrible cards. That was an awful game.” We are not the same. 😂😂

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I literally cry every time I listen to this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTqI...

Give me one reason to take pictures of anything other than this cat

I forgive her

This cat did not hiss at me.

She hissed at me 😭😭😭

The only way to make sure the influencer you’re following isn’t AI is to follow only ugly creators Subscribe to my YouTube channel

I always stand up for what I believe in and that’s why I must make this very brave statement. All bagel sandwiches should be eaten open-faced.

Was buying gifts and OOPS… got a couple for me

Cat in my lap I move her so I can go to the bathroom She SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS until I’m done I come back to the couch. She climbs back in my lap. She’s better now.

I would love to see a company set up a huge keynote and then have the speech be this: “We’re satisfied with our performance. No changes this year.”

How I deal with trolls And still get my bag from a high performing video

When your commenter shows you up

This game is 🔥🔥🔥 strong recommendation from me

Reasons I started making YouTube videos:

My boyfriend is too busy baking to snuggle right now so he just handed me this. You butter believe I gave him a piece of my mind. But the cookies are delicious.

When it's time to leave the buffet