the absurdity of threatening retribution at air traffic control for taking sick leave while they’re not being paid. Who is going to do the work when you fire the people you are not paying?

that was a run

front load washing machines are a complete crap invention. The front gasket will inevitably fill with mold and short of a 3+ hour mechanical removal where you likely break your machine followed with another 1+ hour cleaning, vs you could have just got a top loading washer that doesn’t suck.

you tweet on twitter. you tweek on x. On mastodon, you toot. But on blue sky, you skeet. dril is here, skeet skeet

I keep getting notifications in my dreams that I have to kick myself into lucidity for to realize that, for better or worse, they're not actually coming from my phone and don't have access to the waking world