Just give me Moreira selling out on an overload one time so I can feel something. #Crew96

I made the mistake of watching a couple hours of 2023 #Crew96 highlights last night, and it has made watching this even more brutal. Guy obviously needs more time to implement his style with quite a few new players, but the last game and a half have been an absolute snooze fest tactically.

The most aesthetically pleasing and appealing team in MLS history has had a northern European in charge for 3 weeks and they're now playing a vanilla 442.

How in the world are you able to gamble on a player to get a card? I know there are degenerates out there that will bet on anything but that’s just begging to be insider traded. #Crew96

Back in my day they at least had the common decency to start the wars during Primetime.

It’s nice to have the MLS360 thing when #Crew96 play on the west coast. I understand a lot of the AppleTV criticism, but compared to Fox Sports World/Ohio blackouts or fuckin’ MLS Direct Kick™️, this is the best it’s ever been.

Much like the tariffs one of the biggest reasons they did this is market manipulation. You’ll know which US based company has agreed to run the Venezuelan Banana Republic Monday when all the insider shorts start hitting whoever didn’t take the deal and Chevron, Exxon, or whoever takes off.

The Haslam’s hiring a Swedish Marxist who did a dissertation on The Emigrants is the kind of thing that could get the world back upright in 2026. #Crew96

The authorities simply cannot just keep letting him do this. #Crew96

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The Scottish Premiership is cordially invited to suck my balls.

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The team is playing very well tonight, but Doran is on an all time heater. A one man wrecking machine on the mic. #Crew96

That was the best 5 minutes we’ve had in months. Let’s put em away and take it back to Cincy. #Crew96

Pretty much sums it up. #Crew96

I don’t know if I can take 60 minutes of Aliyu. Sorry for hatin’ #Crew96

Aliyu should be cut for that shot alone. WTF you doin’ bro. #Crew96

Are the #Crew96 back? Or is Atlanta THAT bad.

#Crew96 #MyFirstMatch #Randy

Posted this in a reply to Morgan earlier, but here’s one of my favorite things we ever did at #TIFOSWEAT #Crew96

Wait so Rossi went the same way three times in a row? Wow. Very cool. #Crew96

The same thing that makes the #Crew96 so eloquent with the ball is what makes them so vulnerable at the back. If they don’t finish the chances earned by committing the wingbacks forward they’re cooked. Gazdag is the weak link in the chain too often. Max gets caught in transition too often.

Need to know what the #Crew96 xG is right now because my eyes say 3.

Gazdag has the yips. Bad. #Crew96

“Big game today. Gotta get the right foam hat/jorts combo and get this on the internet.” Is peak Southwest Ohio. #Crew96

That ball by Lappi cut through all 10 men. Cross and finish were great too. #Crew96

Oh my Gazdag. How does one man miss so many sitters? #Crew96

I have hope Gazdag will figure it out, but the wait is killing me. #Crew96

Decided on this for my first skeeter. Nothing but Crew hotakes from here on out.