*he lay in his biobed as suddenly all the monitors in the infirmary flared to life and some of the older medical equipment sparked and burst harmlessly, both @doctorjabara.bsky.social and @selarofvulcan.bsky.social observing the same phenomena* What was that?

The Prophets would ensure my swift victory!

I shall never shirk from my duty to the Prophets! The Prophets shall triumph over the corruption that has gripped Bajor! I give you my word! The Order of the Prophets shall see that it happens and Bajor is made safe for the children of the Prophets once more!

Definitely not! Such ideas are tools of the Pah-Wraiths to lead us astray from the Prophets!

Behold! The face of evil!

Behold, my followers! The quintessential devil in what is plaguing Bajor today! The so called First Clerk Leeta! Observe her callous disregard for traditional Bajoran fashions, choosing instead to wear revealed clothes not made on Bajor! This whore, this harlot is everything we must oppose!>

@ensignro.bsky.social Major, despite our earlier spat, I wish to press charges against Lt. Cmdr. Travis for threatening me with a phaser and insulting my religious practices after I insulted his mother.

Bajor is facing a moral degradation! People calling themselves Bajoran but espousing none of its values that our fathers believed in or their fathers thanks to stain of Cardassia on our soil, taking away our most deeply held beliefs and our beloved D’jarra system! Bring Bajor back to the true way!

If you believe in the Prophets then they will believe in you, return Bajor back to the way it should be, join the Order of the Prophets today and become enlightened once again so that we may all enter the true Celestial Temple and be one with the true Emissary Akorem Laan.