Idk what it is but I barely eat on thanksgiving or leftovers… one plate and I’m good.

Leggg dayyy 🦵🏾🏋🏾‍♀️

😮‍💨😮‍💨 D’Angelo is probably my most played artist BUT I would still call a draw!!

I had a 19 yo call me auntie. I’m not even 30 yet! Wtf going on 😭

These 😶 know they be scamming on these career sites

This parenting shit is ghetto 😢😤

I need warm weather, beach, sand and tequila 🌴🌞

I was wrong as a mf to come to these ppl gym with just a piece of chicken in my stomach

🦅🦅🦅🦅

Tiiiiiimmmmmeee is slipping away FROM ME 😭😭 iykyk 😂😂

9 degrees outside and this child will try to walk out in a hoodie and ripped jeans… I don’t understand these kids

The way I play dress up when I’m home alone 😂 and my fiancé wonders why it only takes 2 seconds for me to pick an outfit!

We’re stuck on this plane bc of snow and somebody definitely 💩 themselves. Send help

I really just got proposed to 🙂‍↔️ 💍

Going from the beach to snow.. *sigh*

My lady cooked a FEAST 😮‍💨

I’m spoiled over here 🥲

It’s been over 20 years and I still can’t figure out wtf they did to Eddie Murphy’s hair in Dr. Dolittle 🤔🤔🤔

This just pmo 😒😂

Trynna tell ya 😮‍💨

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Whoever bagged my groceries need they whole ass whooped bc why would you pack bread and canned goods together

I want a small farm 😭 but like 40 minutes closer to the city 🙇🏾‍♀️

my fiancé is fine with a simple camping trip with some hot dogs and s’mores… meanwhile, I’ll Airbnb a place in the mountains with tv, full kitchen, and hot tub. I like spoiling both of us 😂

Instead of giving us 2 trash days a week like everyone’s been requesting. HOA gave each house 4 trash cans…. That’s required to be stored in these fake ass 2-car garages 😑

I got my girl her first Telfar for Christmas and now I’m panic shopping for a fit to go with it 🤦🏾‍♀️

I blame the army 🤦🏾‍♀️

Every time is gets cold I get lazy and spend all spring losing my winter weight

My gifts never arrive by Christmas 😂 my family get their gifts in January 🤦🏾‍♀️

Dinner finna hit so lovely 👌🏾

My daughter came in the house crying bc she walked through wet cement and fkd her Jordans up 😐 so none of the construction signs, cones, trucks were indicators 🤔

I really got engaged this weekend ❤️💍🥲

Yall talking bout having the itis 😫 meanwhile I’m starving stiff over here 😪

If we being real, summer need to get here 😫

Idk why I brought my ass to the gym knowing I haven’t had nothing but some water and coffee today 🤦🏾‍♀️

I was definitely supposed to cook today and……. No, not happening.

I love watching KeKe Palmer interviews 😂

We can’t grown no type of herbs and veggies indoors, these fruit flies are aggressive asl 😤

Sure do! And stare them haunted ass pictures DOWN as I enjoy my hash brown casserole 😂

High Maintenance Pod

YouTube and Chat GPT has given me too much confidence in DIY projects bc why am I trying to fix my car’s suspension.

In a tea mood. We just dehydrated some lemon grass, what else could I add for a good morning blend? 🤔

All black (ft. My ❤️)

Came to the first meet up in basketball shorts. It was separate checks that day 😂🙅🏾‍♀️

I really just woke my daughter up to get ready for school, only to be reminded that it’s Sunday 😳

Best fish sandwich was at a gas station by a chicken plant in Alabama. Hands down

Whew I can’t choose. All of em were in their bag

Vibessss

I’m picking….. up another plate.