//gideon nathaniel coal...

Fuuuck

I know i'm cold blooded an' all but FUCK this weather!

Fiine, but my ass is hurtin!

(He's been posing for hours, HELP.)

(Kremy's leaning against his cane) Now what In the name of the good baron...

(burning noises)

(Good LORD he's burning up. Kremy attempts to cover his face in sheer embarrassment!) I- shut-- youuuh-- Wel- youu bastardddd...

It's not myy fault you're handsome, I got a bit distracted when youuu took your shirt off.

Y- yeah! (He's doing his best not to stare, someone save kremy oh my god.)

My back's alot better today, Phew!

(His face is somehow burning up. In his defense he has a hot husband!)

It's hard to believe I'm married sometimes! Ooghh...

.. I think we have enough. (STARING)

Nnothin, Gid! (...kremy proceeds to fan himself)

HOLY SHIT

//gideon said "what's the difference between three cocks and a joke? kremy can't take a joke!" and it took kremy like months to understand the joke.. also damn how does he know that!

(He's laying down- He has some new winter clothes on!) Bein' cold blooded is rouugh.

Whatever ya say, Gid!

What??

THERE'S CONFETTI EVERYWHERE

Sometimes I forget my mustache ain't real, but hush.. man I need somethin to dooo.

(Twirling his cane)

😔 It hurt but i did it.

//my goodness

//oh my god

I think I look pretty in anythin', I'm damn right gorgeous!

I had a nightmare where I forgot how to cook. (He shivers.)

(Humming the sailor song by toy-box.)

There there, handsome.

???

//GOOD NEWS ALL OF THE PLUSHIES HAVE FINALLY MADE IT

Ouhhh my ass.

One time I accidentally knocked Gideon out with my tail- it wasnt easy to explain why he looked like thaat on my bed one bit!

It went missin' so naturally id assume its inside of someone- ew.

Who do ya think, dummy? Course I love you!

Someone. ate. the. mistletoe.

Mmn. I love my husband.

I'm damn great at cookin but somehow I forgot to set up the mistletoe.. I think somebody ate it.

Merry Yuletide everyone, oofhh.

(He's dressed up for yuletide, wearing a red pinstriped waistcoat over a white blouse, plus some red pinstriped pants with fluff at the bottom over some nice leather shoes.)

Deader than the red dead sea, Promise it to me, promise me the sea. #DNDRP #FANTASYRP #ICEBOUNDRP #LEGENDSOFAVANTRISRP #LOARP #MVRP

(Leaning against his cane) Aaagh.

Okay 🙄 aint my fault my ass hurts

HONEY 😠

Oohh boy.

OKAY GIDEON NATHANIEL COLE

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DIIDD...

You don't even wanna know what happened to that couch....