Not the most important job to fumble, but still important.

The last month or so in food. Find joy where you can, the wind is blowing ice cold out there

What a great thing to come out on Independence Day youtu.be/jI8Tws3t2g4?...

Instead of draining the swamp, we created a new one. Fitting, really.

Controversial take: San Diego has some of the best pizza in the world but also some of the worst burritos.

Ultimate breakfast burger. Happy Saturday. Live well. Love loud.

Hell yeah, street style chicken tacos! Cooking isn't hard

This exhibit lives rent free in my head

"Fast Casual" is amazing marketing spin on what is basically a cafeteria experience.

The news about Destiny is sad. I had a lot of good memories, met a lot of good people, and got through some rough times as a Guardian. Nothing lasts forever, but it doesn't make it less sad when something great ends. Eyes up

It's almost Memorial Day, so I'm donating blood! If you are able, you should too!

When you are out at a place that serves milkshakes and the straw they give you is too weak to handle the shake so it collapses in on itself... Unforgivable

Chicken parm

In a world where people leak classified documents on Warthunder forums constantly just to win arguments, this feels super accurate. Someone would have figured out how to turn those extraterrestrials into internet points by now.

I wonder if the people of Idaho are upset that a California Burrito is characterized by having french fries on it. Almost feels like stolen valor

We wouldnt need such an insane defense budget if we stopped being global assholes. Health care, not aircraft carriers.

I hope that I get to see the global status of Mexican food rise to the levels of French and Italian food. Manicotti v. Enchiladas? Enchiladas, no contest. Roti de pork v. Conchita pibil? Not even a question.

My neighbor has been setting off their smoke detector for the last 10 minutes, but god damn does their steak smell good.

Hell yeah

My there/their/they're is cue/queue/que. Gets me every time.

Believe me when I say—this chicken was perfect.

Ultra loaded baked potato for lunch. Potate, butter, salt, pepper, colby jack, bacon crumbles, ranch beans, sour cream, green onions. Hella good

The Game of Thrones universe is hard to have a favorite character in because they all usually become shit bags... I truly hope that Lyonel Baratheon stays cool as hell.

Always weird how the 3rd act of every fantasy (a)rpg is in some cursed or otherworldly desert. I wonder what IP is the cause of this?

Since curling is weirdly topical this Olympic cycle we gotta get some Jonathan Coulton in our lives youtu.be/EMLU6-NHINQ?... Come on baby, put the rock in the house!

The In-n-Out tray liners are going hard these days.

One of my niche vocal stims comes from an episode of Desus & Mero, is in relation to fast food, and it's "here's your fuckin pickles" This burger embodies that line perfectly.

In my communities, that would have been a perma ban. Just sayin

Alright, here we go! 1. Rock and Roll in Movies 2. Music History: 1900 - Present day 3. Welding 4. Ethics in the Digital Age 5. Disc Golf

High 70's this Saturday afternoon and the cat is vibing with it. Hope you folks are having as good a weekend as this little goofus is.

It's never easy to see a game that you worked on for years come to an end. It was a ton of hard work and passion. To all the folks who helped bring Aeternum to life, it was a wild ride.

If your wings restaurant has bread sticks with a larger following than your wings, you are not a wings restaurant. This is a hill I will die on.

Kinkos stopped being a standalone brand in 2008. Either this copier is about to be eligible to vote or this FedEx Office is clinging to the edifice of a decadent past.

I would genuinely love to know how Amazon's shopping algorithm has determined my ideal shoe size of 9.5 I have been size 10 since 10th grade. I have only ever bought size 10 shoes on Amazon. I have never returned those shoes for resize. I am buying those same shoes, yet recommended size is 9.5

Christmas tradition in our house dictates a savory dutch baby for breakfast. Lox, creme fraiche, and home grown green onion. "It's like a Jewish deli pizza" -Justine

4 Sheriff cars for a single traffic stop? Must be a slow night in Santa Barbara County

Homemade okonomiyaki came out stellar. This brings me joy and cabbage, haha!

Leftover stuffing turned into waffle and topped with sausage gravy Look now upon my works and despair.

There are no rules for Thanksgiving prep day, including having homemade pumpkin ice cream soft serve style for breakfast

Great cranberry sauce is easy as hell. It takes maybe 15 minutes. 1 bag crans 1/2 c OJ 1/4 c vodka 2 fat pinches salt 2/3 c granulated sugar 1/2 tsp black pepper (trust) Put all that in a pot and cook on medium heat until berries pop and texture and taste brings joy. Will store 5 days ez

Gotta wet brine a turkey and that bad boi be bobbing at the top and not fully submerged? You could buy expensive food weights, or you can vacuum seal a little free weight and use that. See you in 36 hours, homie!

I was breaking up some malt balls for ice cream today and it appears as though these balls from nuts dot com are standard whoppers that were then coated in more chocolate? Very odd.

It feels like beef jerky these days is getting more and more what I call "wet." Why this jerky so soft and squishy? Why is the bag filled with moisture? Bring back dry jerky.

Breakfast potatoes are so good. This plate brings me joy.

A little post-layoff taking of time to get my health in order. It was a beautiful day at the lake.

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Time for the next adventure. Let's get this bread!

Shout out to the casino roulette tables watching Lord of the Rings

White Castle... Wack

This grackle was giving mad side eye yesterday.