Knicks swept the Sixers in all the ways the Celtics couldn’t including the best way they could.

Langston Galloway forever

You sure about that Pastor?

“Have a wait greekend!” - my parting words to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever organically struck up a conversation with in public.

I’ll admit I was ready to throw this dude in the garbage disposal during the 2-9 stretch. Much of that was me overreacting, but JC also transformed into a really good defender/rebounder making him invaluable even when he’s not microwaving. We’re witnessing one of the great late-career reinventions.

I love art

After the Knicks Game 3 win, Jalen Brunson became their franchise leader for most 30+ PTS, 5+ REB, 5+ AST playoff games 👏 Jalen Brunson — 7 Walt Frazier — 6 Patrick Ewing — 5

🫡😭

Wow, dude has come up. He has an awesome eye for talent going back to his Draft Express days.

This is the NBA fanbase equivalent of stuffing tissues in your bra

OAKAAK(UYOAK)

Was it confession?

Max Strus has the mouth of a muppet.

Dare I say Sochan should get a few of OG’s mins with KAT on Brunson off? Deuce Hart/Clarkson Mikal Sochan KAT I think there’s enough shooting to offset Sochan’s lack of spacing, and if shots don’t fall enough o-rebounding to survive non-Brunson offense. Defense should be more than adequate too.

Complete list of all players in NBA history to average more than 28 points and more than 6 assists per game over thier first 50 playoff games with a franchise: Michael Jordan (Bulls) Luka Doncic (Mavs) Lebron James (Cavs) ... and... Jalen Brunson (Knicks)

Hoping this is the “let’s fuck around the first quarter and finally turn it around late 2nd quarter” crap the Knicks pulled for the majority of this season

I was going to question if any of these white South Africans had been vetted for ties with any white supremacist groups, but I’m just going to assume that’s how they were recruited.

Absolute Legend. Glad she ended her career in Connecticut, just wish it wasn’t a gutted team sold for parts.

Philly got the ethical belt tonight

When the whale watch gets a little too intense

Loving the Kol-Huk connection

TyKo pull up 30fter in the playoffs. Life’s nice

Took two seasons and two coaches, but Knicks finding their ceiling in May is a so much fun to watch right now

If Mikal is unlocked we’re winning a title

A lifted pickup truck definitely left donut tracks on Dyson Daniel’s lawn this morning

Quin Snyder looks like he’s trying to sell you the most expensive pair of glasses in LensCrafters

I hope Gen Alpha understands that these are their 90s Knicks. Savor it, you never know when your favorite team will sink into two decades of nonsense.

Defensive menace, Jordan Clarkson

Remember early in the first quarter when the Hawks had a 9-0 run?

Jeremy Sochan vying for a rotation spot at the 11th hour is kinda funny

Melo courtside just chatting with his past self

Mikal Bridges garbage time minutes would be hilarious, just saying.

Pistons/Magic is like two knights fighting with just their shields.

The refs letting so much go.

Cain is able to

Missed the beginning of the 2nd half of Pistons/Magic because I got sucked into watching African League basketball on PlutoTV. I think I might have a problem.

I’ve only watched maybe 10 minutes of the Thunder/Suns series. Is there any reason I should watch any more? Feel like someone taking a swing at Dillon Brooks is the only interesting thing that could possible happen.

Duncan Robinson looks like a police composite sketch.

(Checks Polymarket to see if they have odds for Rozier suddenly turning MAGA)

There should be an NBA rule that a advertisement on the court has to aesthetically match the rest of the court. The neon yellow and blue Minions movie logo against all the Rockets red is icking up my viewing experience.

This sucks.

I bet it’s the same, which is fine. I don’t care who starts as long as proper rotation adjustments are made

Still thinking about this monstrosity of a play, somehow worse than the last one that lost the game

Ime Udoka’s face is the same color as this dudes hair

For being the first hockey game I’ve watched this season, Habs/Lightning game 3 was a good choice

Allen Iverson in his unc era and I kinda love it.

This could be Mitchell Robinson 2031

Andre Drummond, playoff 3 pointers in 2026. Wild times.

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