So I went to get Taco Bell for the first time in at least 5 years. Brothers and sisters and nonbinary kinfolk, WHEN DID A CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH BECOME $8?!?

Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish

If Epstein Island had its own NPR host

The Medicine Man Returns

🎵Backstreet’s trapped, all right!🎵

What’s the defensive version of “Absolute Chimneys”?

Mo’s deal is going to be on the level of Mitch’s first contract or Deuce’s 2nd contract in terms of being an absolute home run value.

Tonight, I’m going to celebrate July 4th by watching the 4th quarter of game 4 of the NBA finals.

I’m still thinking about this moment

I gotta learn a whole new ass NBA I guess

Losing Mitch sucks, but I accepted that fact long ago. Honestly, Shamet was my biggest concern and we got him back on a really nice deal. In the long history of the Knicks, having a backup center be your biggest need is still a breath of fresh air.

With a heavy heart I hereby resign as the mayor of Hukporti Hive. I’d like to thank my loving family for their support during this difficult free agency. I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said once a Knick, always a Knick…

Nooooo my German Prince!

Welcome to the Brunson City, Keon.

Shamet no longer the best kept secret in basketball, but seems he rewarded the Knicks for believing in him by taking a pay cut to stay. That’s a great way to make yourself an all-time fan favorite.

No way Lebron coming back now

Starting to collect names for fantasy draft sleepers. Sharpe is definitely one of them.

HEY, OLD GUYS

Don’t suppose there’s any chance Hornets are interested in a seasoned NBA champ like Mitch and are willing to part with either Diabate or Kalkbrenner?

Welp, we just got cursed for another 53 years

UGH *Reluctantly stuffs enlarged presentational org chart for the “The Gondelcast Network” into a tiny waste bin

Haven’t followed much this year because Knicks took up most of my attention April-June, but my read on the Mets vibe right now is basically the Knicks 2-9 stretch but all the time

I have not posted about the Knicks draft picks because I have absolutely zero opinion on them. This is the sort of unfamiliar luxury afforded to fans of Championship teams and I’m taking full advantage.

Naz Reid and that modest pick package is still more valuable than LaMelo in street clothes on the bench being a knucklehead.

Holy shit we drafted J-Roc

Hornets just saw the kind of durability and leadership needed from your star point guard to win a championship and decided to reconsider their current path

*through gritted teeth: Wemby…

4-8 coach in fourth season saying shit like “the real fans know we’re building something here”

Stash for sure. It’s good just hope he doesn’t go the way of Jokubitis

lol so the Knicks trade down a pick just to buy them time to move out of the first round?

It wouldn’t be a draft without Leon shuffling the deck

I can’t imagine being the parent of an NBA draftee with no media training and you’re put on television with a person asking you a long question while the arena is blaring music and English is like your third language.

I can’t tell you how much better watching the draft is when your team is the reigning NBA champs and not about to whiff on a late lotto pick

If the next NBA commissioner is closer to David Stern’s stature, they should have a fancy set of stairs for them to climb to dap up the draftee. The stairs could be sponsored by Lyft

Need a gif of the Nets front office celebrating their draft pick like Mission Control getting Apollo 13 back home

Set design from the Knicks Tiny Table collection

Watching this first day of the draft fully expecting the Knicks to trade out of it.

“All he did was prove history wrong” is wild sentence when you think about it.

We miss you, Alyssa #connecticutsun

Yet another in a long line of former Knicks whose career will sundown with the Nets

Heat are going to make Landry Shamet an offer

The next installment in Knick 2nd round picks becoming the best value contracts in basketball. First Mitchell Robinson, then Deuce McBride. Now it’s Mo Diawara’s turn.

I didn’t steal Sharon O’Dea’s banking info. I just referenced her login credentials and recombined it with her ssn and remixed her mother’s maiden name. It’s the logical endpoint of the internet or something.

Trump going to put a “Whites Only” sign next to the reflecting pool for Juneteenth.

Further proof that the 2002 Iraq War Resolution was a litmus test and every Democrat who failed that test should’ve had their political careers ended 20 years ago and their opinion on the Middle East disregarded for eternity.

I don’t see how the Nets are able to stick around. Even if they put together a dynasty, they’d never get this level of response from the city or this brand of oratory magic from Mamdani.

How did Officer Jack Black not recognize Wonderboy when he sees him?

The litmus test is to ask him if anyone here actually likes the Knicks.