Holy shit a 2 hit game for Cal never thought I'd see it

Okay. I'm not gonna partake in revisionist theory. And I love the player. But JP. If you're not gonna be (noticeably) good at defense, you have to hit, if you're not gonna hit, you have to at least stay above the Mendoza line, if you're not gonna do that, get on base, if you can't, why are you here?

God if Julio could just wake the fuck up and remember that he's an elite center fielder he'd be in the runnings for MVP and we wouldn't shut up about how he's finally playing to his expectations. And if cal could hit .220 with 30 bombs, that'd be great too

You know, I'm loving this mariners offensive onslaught, but then I see cal is hitting .169 on the season and I just get sad. Get in on the action man

THERE YOU GO LUKE RALEY

Cal and Julio Jesus Christ you needed more than 1 there

Fuck off randy

AND Julio. Did you work so hard on your offense this season that you completely neglected your defense? Holy shit there's regression, and then whatever the fuck this is. Someone needs to hold him accountable for this, and reporters better ask him about this

But it doesnt help that your offense has been abysmal today

Fucking hell andres. You can't give up a single, THEN balk. You are so bad right now

Jfc muñoz get it to fucking gether

Horrible day for Randy. Just a horrible day for the offense (Julio aside) in general. You could've blown the doors wide open this game with bases loaded twice, and both times, you failed

I cannot believe about to say this, but wow what a master class from emerson hancock

Sloppy

Bench Randy. Now. How do you get picked off in that situation

Jesus jp. Swing the fucking bat dude

Call me crazy, but I think experiencing failure at the AAA level would be great for him. It'll allow him to make the adjustments he needs to to be ready for the big leagues, physically, mentally, strategically, and skill set wise.

My god Brendan Donovan can't get back fast enough I never wanna see Leo Rivas ever again

I'm sorry but you CANNOT give up the lead that easily

CLUTCH KING CE

3 hits for Julio, 3 doubles.... 👀

That's why you play for the game in front of you and not the one ahead of you. Had you played for today's game yesterday and not won yesterday, you would have just won the series. Instead, you swept the Cardinals and are now 1 game below .500 and won a series on the road. Good shit

THERE YOU GO REFSNYDER

Jesus Julio is going back to chasing that outside pitch for strike 3...

In minor league news: I'm concerned for laz montes. He's not hitting for average, and what's scarier, he's not hitting for power right now. Got 6 doubles tho.

Nathan church can fuck all the way off

Quite the terrible start for the mariners

This game is actually a lot of fun. I'd definitely call it an mmo-lite or shared world. Online co-op doesn't really represent what it is and what it does

WHAT A GAME. AND THE MARINERS WIN. I would have loved for woo to have been sharper, but the offense balled the fuck out.

As much hate as I've been giving Rivas, I'm fair. That was PHENOMENALLY CLUTCH

Nvm this post was unnecessary. Process was stupid, but the results are insane (positively)

DAN THIS IS UNNECESSARY

Welp. Despite a horrendous start from woo, you had ample opportunities to take the lead with a 7-7 tie, and instead, you now trail 9-7 in the bottom of the 7th. Crazy work

Okay. JP NEEDS to start challenging bullshit calls, it has fucked him over severely

I'll take the sac fly. You're down by 1 now. You just need two

Jesus, Bryan. What the fuck is this

Jesus Christ woo your team is providing you run support and this is the second time you're squandering it this game

Julio needs to start hitting balls with authority. 88 mph infield singles are not gonna cut it. Drive the fucking ball

Good. People worked hard on that movie and deserve to get paid for their work, especially in this day and age. I'm fine with finding ways to watch it for free, but let it release first, don't leak shit

Here's how I would structure the Mariners line up as of how they're playing right now once Brendan Donovan comes back: 1. Donovan 2. JP (he just gets on base) 3. Julio 4. Cal (he's a traditional clean up hitter) 5. Naylor 6. Randy (can be switched w/Naylor too) 7. Raley 8. Dom 9. Cole

I really would like the Mariners to trade for willi Castro by the deadline, he just makes the bench longer

It took a while but THATS WHY YOU PAID THE MAN. NAYLZZZZ

FUCKING MUNI

Cole young has hit the piss out of the ball all night

Not all contact is good contact. And this front office needs to understand that. You can't have an entire team of Luis arraez and expect to get much done. Even Tony Gwynn may God rest his soul did more than just singles

WOW we can hit singles and load the bases - yeah but you could use a double to drive guys in for fuck's sake

You cannot just walk away with 1 run there. You just cannot

Lemme guess. Didn't have the bull pen arms again? Maybe you needed another bonafide bp arm in the offseason?

That was the Mariners chance, and they blew it. Again.

GREAT FUCKING JOB DAN