You got any of that wifi router contraband?

Dang, almost thought The Pitt was predicting an Oneil Cruz walkoff on the 4th of July but the Pirates don’t play at home that day 😵‍💫

Blueberry Jam Session

Punch the monkey has a girlfriend..

How many trees do you have?

Do people shop at Hole Phoods?

We should replace “this is the worst thing ever” with “I didn’t like that.”

The Oscars need to wrap up so I can watch DTF St. Louis.

Ding Dong your paraskevidekatriaphobia is kicking in 😵‍💫

watching Italian baseball BP and these dudes are swinging gigantic wooden spoons

NASA setting up their April Fools prank with Artemis II.

When I’m feeeling real quipski I do extraordinary things.

come on bro you’re not a lion!

I’m on pace to eat all the bananas this week

The World Baseball Classic might be the first time Italians from Italy officially accepted Italian Americans as one of their own.

people aint churning out log cabins like they used to do

IDEA ALERT: A combine.. but for social media. Before you can make an account you get tested on random stuff. Then we reference your 40 time for the rest of your existence.

Have confidence like the first person that introduced milk to the group.

One whole Bruce Springsteen movie just to tell us he sat on his dad's lap in his 30s?

Unlocked Character: Uber Driver with a Tesla listening to Kid Rock

I hope Jason Bateman never invites me to a Quality Garden Suites.

In Love Story, Daryl Hannah is the only one who listens to The Stone Roses.. confirming she’s the only person worth hanging out with in the whole series.

The wedding band in the Auntie Anne’s logo is annoying.

find a fitting room, lock the door, close your eyes and try really hard to figure out what lead you to this moment in time

Baseball Basketball Wiener dog Short shorts

River Dancing Vampires

get hypnotized by Robert DeLeo’s bass pandora.app.link/3UsILmK7h1b

see ya then doctor

Fun Fact: Only people that eat a lot of grated parmesan cheese get tonsil stones.

Crazy that Italy built the Sistine Chapel and the Sixteenth Chapel in the same city. I feel like this could cause confusion abroad.

I am patiently waiting for the human species to develop enamel fingernails

Can’t be calling food “Savory Dutch Baby” in 2026.

Fitness tip: The fastest way to shed 3 lbs is to remove your brain.

When times are good, make 8 hour sauce. When times are bad, make 8 hour sauce.

Dogs are domesticated wolves. When are we going to do this to bears?

It is my understanding that non of the missions were impossible

only accept jobs that allow top hats