You have good sizzling tonight?

What if the Colts are secretly seeking revenge on Philip Rivers and just keep calling Tush Push until he evaporates into the ether?

“I imagine the things we'll do” this song lyric started the gooner community.

profiter du jeu

“Do less” means what to you?

There’s no way you’re not right now

Things I read today; a polar bear is moving to Baltimore, how to make flash cards for a new language, why Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie, that Tibetans think accepting death should be normalized, and also how to bake a deep dish pizza 🍕

right thumb swipe down… nope. left thumb swipe down… also nope. right thumb swipe up, left thumb swipe down, right thumb swipe down… spam email.

buddy is always happy to see me

Now I’ll watch shapes videos on the internet

What is your favorite Italian word?

Dicks deals on the Dicks app is a clean commercial

very popular opinion: we need less NFL teams

Dang now people hate farmers.

The aliens want global warming to happen so they can use this planet as a battery when they are ready.

boiling poultry bones don’t even

You watch these old Rankin/Bass Christmas movies and realize they’ve been trying to sell us a miserable worldview for decades.

Back when your old TV was just a fancy stand for the new one… life was better.

il Demogorgone 😂

Stranger Things rewatch, but in Italian.

the moon whispers its secrets to me

Today’s To Do List: Freeze the leeks

Didn’t realize Donald played FIFA. Anyone know what gaming console?

The only Pantone that matters this time of the year

Cloud Dancer is color of the year 😃

eating turkey because I can and will even though I am.

Allegedly, I ate dinner and felt compelled to post about it.

OBJ didn’t say what you’re all saying he said 😵‍💫

I don’t trust football people that don’t watch Hard Knocks.

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki

dedicating today's journal entry to all the people still using yahoo email

when there ain't no hole in the washtub

some people think stranger things has too many coke cans and maple syrup bottles yaaa cool okay

Eating the turkey leg. No chaser.

How’s your snood doing?

Thankful for sporks

Will can’t save the world if he has the sniffles.

Mr. Whatsit

Before starting Season 5, I still believe Will is the worst.

Do you brine your bird?

birthday gift purchasing guide: First determine how much you care about the person using a scale of 0-100% 10% ≈ $35 20% ≈ $75 30% ≈ $110 40% ≈ $145 50% ≈ $183 60% ≈ $220 70% ≈ $256 80% ≈ $292 90% ≈ $330

Only 15 cubits?! You sure that’s going to hold long term?

tips and overthrows, gotta get those

Yuri > Will

Planet of the Vapes

This year I’m thankful for bark

wings with macncheese ummm (long pause) I guess that’s it stranger things.

Figgy pudding season is here! Send your family recipes 👇