SLOB WIZARD

People are asking if Jaden is eligible for a Naz Reid game

GOOD BASKETBALL BEING PLAYED PLEASE KEEP GOING

Hey! If we can string together some stops we’ll be in good shape!!! CAN WE DO THIS THIS NIGHT???!!!?!? Everyone is scoring at will!!!!

A take like that in the open court forces me to ask again and again: if an attack attacks at speed all the time like that, who is going to stop him? How can they? I feel like he’s leaving 12 points a game on the board and not just attacking straight on in the open court when he has the ball.

You know. It’s a really good team we lost to, bad turnovers, etc, but we played very well (you wouldn’t know it from the announcing) for long stretches at that game against the NBA is best. We make our free throws and we are in it. Smarter clutch is def a thing, but good game. Got better tonight.

Cmon wolves. Stay pissed. Come at them. Let’s go.

You know what? Sometimes a team needs to hit the bottom before it can rise up to the top. ‘91 Twins incoming. All part of the story.

Kinda crazy stuff going on!!!

It’ll be alright, though. That sucks, but it’ll probably jolt something through the team. Everything that went wrong in the final 1 minute will be remembered, I’m sure.

JULIUS MAKING THINGS HAPPEN GOOOOOSSSEREBUUUMMMPPPSSSS

Goosebumps over the bench erupting at Julius getting the timeout there. Big moment from the vibes front of this team. Hell yeah

Rudy has been rebounding VERY well tonight. Huge

WHAT A TIME for Dante to hit. That was clean. Been playing fantastic defense as well, this night.

ANT BOOMLET. LOVE THE D BY DANTE!!!!!!!

Oh hell yeah. Bottle this intensity

That defense was really fun. The o had good shots at times, would’ve been nice to hit a couple, but seeing us play spike ball on wizards shots for like 2:30 in a row was undeniably good wholesome fun. Wolvesback.

SLOB WIZARD

Bones zone vol. 5

Yall, I don’t care about whether the opponent is great or not. Teams forgot build momentum. Ant and Donte shoot well last game and we are talking about a win vs nuggets. Enjoy the basketball! Playoffs aren’t for a real long time! Journeys can be fun. I like the good basketball against anyone.

Don’t give up, naysayers.

I have to admit, it’d be nice to see Ant REALLY attack the basket in transition. Who’s going to stop him on a dunk attempt on those two fast breaks?

Hell yeah Naz!!! Dilly showing some mettle as well

Great heart on the first quarter comeback. Naz having a game. Great pass by ant there, damn!

Hell yeah Jalen Clark

Everlasting tweet @brandonbeck4.bsky.social

Score monitor going absolutely wild on FanDuel sports network…. I’ve now lost track of the score on five occasions! Someone’s clicking some buttons

That possession and it’s ball movement just made me very very happy. Beautiful.

Well, we definitely shouldn’t have waited to play that hard!!! Pretty fun to get it back that far. Bummer in the end but at least we fought!!! Remember that 3rd quarter next time.

I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE OPTIMISM IS WORKING IT IS IRONY

Optimism!!?!???!!!!!

Thought rui was going to hit that from the ground Hoffarber style. Was going to send me into space from despair.

Ami still optimistic???!!! Yes????!!!!? It’s like we are in preseason mode still!!??!?!? Like, this is real everyone and now maybe it’ll be a big fun comeback and we can feel good again! I feel like anti Jake Jarmel with all these explanation points!!!!

Pretty listless to start 3rd, but hey!!! Maybe they’ll change it!!! I’m going to be optimistic about it. I choose to believe we will now be good! Sheer force of will type stuff. Minnesota power.

SLOB WIZARD

Bones Zone Volume 3: Son of Bones Zone

We’ll figure it out. Wolvesback.

Ball movement and trust. If you’re going to go down tonight, go down together at least.

We are literally fouling every single possession. We should stop that.

Bones zone vol. 2

PLAYING WITH PACE

@brandonbeck4.bsky.social Jalen Clark gets my vote for Naz Reid game

ANT IS FUCKIN INCREDIBLE TONIGHT HOLY SHIIIIIIIIITTTTT

ANT!!! Rudy!!!! Tj???!!!???? Aaaaaaaaaa

Finchy with the ethical timeout on the loose shoe of Randle. Ant scored over that skecher!! Used it as a mini-screen!

We are in the Bones zone now.

Seems like we haven’t gotten 3 stops in a row all night long.

I love Jaylen Clark giving them a taste of their own medicine

Producers for FanDuel are gonna have to learn not to take the camera off the action when Jaylen Clark is guarding in 94 feet… We totally missed that!