Donating some of that sweet O- Clover blood tomorrow

When the anime from Wish arrives:

Transgendeer 🦌

It's bra laundry day 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I love stories like this - weird weapon match ups from two wildly distinctive cultures that end up with both just being utterly perplexed

Freshly ground 👌

Someone bought me the perfect gift lol

I got a phone holder 🐇 📱

Early Christmas gift 🎁 🎄 Got something special planned dropping tonight 😊😘

Da na na nuhhhhhh!

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Did not expect just blatant references to sex from a Sega game lol

I do love this color ☺️

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."

I did my nailssss 💅

>blows up a dozen soldiers and a tank with explosives "Easy peazy lemon squeezy :D"

Can I undevise that priority

I'm so glad I learned exactly where to stop to do this lol

Yeah, you'd better give me that S-Rank 😤

Honestly a fun game

Just had a nice nap 🙂‍↕️☺️

And not a single scratch on me - 9 lives is max. 🏆

The time a drunken TERF sat down at my table, uninvited, and proceeded to transvestigate a woman with her date to me:

They were waiting for me 😭

I'm just gonna be a lazy princess today

Platinum!

It's still hoodie weather~ 🙂‍↕️

Rollin' rollin' rollin'~

When someone says there are only two genders, "male and female"

The ancient Egyptians loved weed so much that they frequently used its aroma in temples

I yawned on Fansly and it completely unintentionally sounded like a moan. Now I'm worried that's just how I yawn 😭

Quite a crowd today

Good morning, lovelies! What games are you playing? 🎮

Stop! Hammer time!

🎶 I'mmmmm dreaming of a greeeeeen Christmas~ Just like the blunts we used to knowww~ 🎶

Just tried on an old shirt of mine and exploded two buttons

No flies?

Russel doesn't like waiting for me to get my lazy butt out of bed and feed him

𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔶-𝔴𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔶

At least my unicorn has snow for Christmas

I really like this mask :3

Foxy selfie 🦊 The octopus is like 👀

Ace reppppp

There's a Kirby on my head! I wonder what power he'll get 🤔

Reminder that Dawkins is no longer objective - either slipping in his old age or on a grift. www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/language-in-the-mind/202308/why-biological-sex-is-not-the-same-as-gender/amp

Bro is delivering a full length speech

I once saw lingerie being sold in Las Vegas that was two dice with a hole for a nipple on each and "snake eyes" written below it I get the joke but like, isn't that a bad thing in craps? 😭 "Oh baby! I lost!"

Oh snap, getting close to my 30 month HRT anniversary. Which means I can officially start counting by years without having to do fractions - 2.5 years 💜

I think my boobs are bigger than some peoples' heads