Feeling cute. Might gang rape later. IDK. #BirdOfTheDay #Cutie #MallardMonday

With the #BirdOfTheDay theme being #Cutie, I expect we will get to see a number of long-tailed tits, and I welcome them all! Here's mine 😍

#BirdOfTheDay #Ebony&Ivory

Just finished last season of The Boys. I found the watching of that show worth my time, because it's

A light in the darkness #collage #photoshop #noAI

There's always a stork... #BirdoftheDay alt theme #Peekaboo

A wood pigeon showing off by loudly clapping his wings during flight. #BirdOfTheDay #WildMotion

The males tend to get all the attention, but here's a very pretty female Mandarin Duck with stylish eyeliner. Also note the tasteful background of American Flag Blue. #BirdOfTheDay #Quackers

#BirdOfTheDay #QuietReflection

The serpent of Eden #collage #photoshop #noAI

#RedBeakFeetEyes #BirdOfTheDay

Just a reminder to my fellow #EU shopaholics that as of today, the #TEMU fun is over. I have enjoyed my satin sheets, gadgets, pet rocks (some of which are real minerals!), reading glasses and even plastic bags that apparently make excellent parrot toys, but I am not about to pay the handling fee...

I sometimes have this dream where I angrily punch some unknown entity, but my arms are powerless and my fists are like a small child's. My theory is that one IRL meeting with Elon Musk would stop that dream from ever occurring again.

How to be a survivor: Get up early and work in all kinds of weather. If it's hard, bear it and grin. Don't be too proud to steal or beg. In other words: Be a seagull 😁👍 #BirdOfTheDay #TheArtOfSurvival

Ok, so - I haven't actually been doing a lot of photography this month. But I did get an almost focused shot of a red kite, so that will have to do. #BirdOfTheDay #BestOfJune26

#BirdOfTheDay alt theme #LightAsAFeather

URGENT! Experienced photojournalist/graphic designer seeking new employment. Must be north of arctic circle. Will photoshop for a cool breeze!

I'm not sure what happened here, but at first glance it looks as if the young great tit is enjoying a comfy bath in my gutter... #BirdOfTheDay #LifelnTheBalance

Just one of those days, when you go into the comments section of a funny joke, and discover that Australian mussel farmers are trying kill people...

#BirdOfTheDay #BlueSkies

I'd sign that

I just realized that I have reached a stage in my life, where money would solve literally all of my problems. I feel blessed 🤗

Why do I suddenly get an urge to see a pretty blue laced wyandotte borbing in the snow? #BirdOfTheDay #Rotund

If you're one of the many currently suffering in the heat, and you own a dog that suffers with you, this is just a reminder that a wet towel draped over the back can be your dog's best friend. These two, who are sadly no longer with us, would step carefully to avoid dropping theirs #dogsofbluesky

What? Oh... Just a vintage WTF moment 😉

Piece of advice? #collage of #vintage and #AI elements. #photoshop

#BirdOfTheDay Here's one for the alt theme, #ShowingOff - which is a parrot specialty. "Yes, I did indeed destroy all the clothing pins. Thank you! Do you have more?"

Allow me to say that Apple products are over-hyped crap. Yes, they did innovate - in the 1990's. But since then they've mainly excelled in relieving insecure fashion victims of their money. Half of their phones can't even read an NFC chip, because Apple keep changing their minds about the encoding 🙄

Hey, leave some for the rest of us! 😶 #BirdOfTheDay #Food Just a note: These photos were taken 20 years ago with a Nikon D70 (6,1 MP sensor), and they have been upscaled with Topaz Photo.

How to go from global leader to banana republic in one election. Kind of impressive, actually. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bejT...

Spot the one that's not an oversized bud. Hint: It's a Common chaffinch in winter plumage 😉 #BirdOfTheDay #Birds&Buds

#BirdOfTheDay #Touchdown Is this cheating? I'm pretty sure it's cheating... I got nothing 😳

Keeping up with the #Iran vs. #US war is like watching The Chronicles of Riddick - there are no good guys. (Very underrated movie btw!)

The perfect litmus test for AI chatbots: Ask them about something you already know, and you will use them with extreme caution after that. A wake-up moment needed by many.

My neighbour's corkscrew willow is always a busy place. #birdoftheday #BirdsInTheirElement

"We have to stop talking about him as if he is he is a man who has the ability to understand diplomacy or military tactics….or anything else for that matter. He is a pathological narcissist with limited cognitive functioning. No one should discuss him with any other lens." --Ellen Braaten

Bob's reward for being a good boy. This is NOT one of those product pictures where they photoshopped a macaw onto a toy sized for a canary. It's an actual giant - and when ordering it, I forgot who had to carry it up the stairs 🙄 #ParrotSky

Bob has been a good boy today. I've had my quarterly uprising of the gallbladder, and he has been so uncharacteristically quiet, now I'm worrying about *his* health. Normally I wouldn't say that parrots have much empathy, so I'm mystified. What do you think, #ParrotSky

It really is fucking wild that Trump is having people arrested for putting a finger in a pool when he pardoned the people who full out trashed the US Capitol

Nature red in ... umm... beak and claw. #BirdOfTheDay #RedBeaks

Caught this guy from the comfort of my back yard lounger. A buzzard, I believe, but not sure of the exact species. #BirdOfTheDay #Raptors

Ring-necked pheasant taking a stroll in the grass. I know you can't see his legs, so I guess you'll have to take my word for it 😉 #BirdOfTheDay #OutForAWalk

A pair of common wood pigeons having a #moment #BirdOfTheDay

I wish I could post something else but I just so happened to take something like 280.000 photos of storks last month... #BirdOfTheDay #LongLegs

Coming soon from the most transparent administration

You can't win 'em all... #BirdoftheDay #BlurBirds

Balance #collage #photoshop #noAI

I was going for the barn swallows when this great tit suddenly barrelled into view. All I did was hold down the shutter button. I deserve no credit. Btw. despite being very fast, swallows are possible to catch in flight, because they're predictable. Tits, not so much. #BirdOfTheDay #InFlight

@humanistreport.bsky.social takes a microscope to a UFC fight youtu.be/JaXBDKGcCBU