guys, if every single one of my followers give me $5000 i can buy one sausage egg and cheese from mcdonalds

jim from the office

how did i not know until right now that the werewolf guy isn't in the first twilight movie??????

no i promise listening to radiohead makes me super cool and funny and smart and sexy, not a 'dweeb-ass loser-ass nerd' i swear

EVERYBODY KILL A CHASER!!!!!!!!! :33333333

the thing that annoys me most in my art process atm is that i just physically cannot do anything with characters other than direct view portrait headshots. i wish i could draw full body art for my characters but im still learning that, so i cant

when all the fandoms you're in start to become the 'only two jokes' kinda ordeal

1:45 pm, time for my daily session of laying down and covering myself in gravel in order to train to become gravel myself one day!

shimmy shimmy aye shimmy aye shimmy ah

sayori collapses and dies

sonic 4

i always hesitate to share the story behind what i create, because i feel like knowing the story will cause people to draw meaning from my art based on that story, and not what they feel. and i obviously want people to have the latter, being a huge proponent of 'death of the author' and all that

'Self Portraits 3 & 4' by Cadence B.

larp has completely lost its meaning on tiktok

super meat boy 3d is okay for now. fun enough, if bland, adaptation of the formula the bosses are absolute dogshit though

'Self Portraits 3 & 4' by Cadence B.

every video game should have aigis as a playable character. i dont care about it being out of place just plop her p4d model down literally everywhere and i will be happy

how bad of an idea would it be for my privacy if i were to present my next artwork as being by Cadence 'middle initial' 'full last name'? Considering none of my names are attached to me legally for now, and also that i am generally careful not to give any other identifying info about me im not sure

i don't understand why they landed integrity in the middle of the ocean. if i were them i would just land it at my house

THE BUCTOBER DREAM IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!

BRYAN REYNOLDS, 2 RUN HOMER, BUCCOS UP 2-0 ON THE CUBBIES!

very persona 3-centric route my account has taken as of recent for some reason

i am become yukari, destroyer of stupei

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH NATSUKI, NOW NATSUKI IS MY BEST FRIEND

AGIS I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!11!!!

IM ONLY TYPING IN ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUATION NO BACKSPACE I ANT CORRECTING MY MISTAKES FROM NOW ON BITCH

FUCK BEING ZEN, FUCK SEEING HEAVEN I AINT GON BE IN THE CLOUDS

Celeste, to me, has become a story about a girl who is weirdly good at mountain climbing, but also she sees all the other mountain climbers who can make it up literally twice as fast as her and she has a mental breakdown because of that instead

do NOT gently open SHIT when I'm around! my ass will be CRINE!

nighty nights yinz! goods nights and sweets dreams!

Fucking WHAT

who else up eating 6-8 donuts a day as a girl, causing your boobs and butt to be large which boys can look at and they purchase you gold necklace rn?

why does glen powell look like a fake person?

people really should talk more about the kid a mnesia exhibition, it is absolutely fascinating to me

literally 1984

i need to be knocked down a peg so everyone please say very mean things to me in the comments /j

we should implement more game-y elements into sim games. forza motorsport should have mario kart power ups, microsoft flight sim should have 6v6 hero shooter elements, madden nfl should have loot boxes- oh wait...

just learned that 87% of games released before 2009 are basically entirely inaccessible through legal means

if god hasn't abandoned humanity, then why didn't she give me titties?

"BROKIE, YOUR MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS!"

accidentally typed out 'mothfucker' instead of motherfucker and dont know how to feel about this

to add to my ever-growing list of problems with my soon-to-be-former apartment, the front door of the unit just entirely broke and i couldn't get in, and I had to wait an entire hour just watching an employee try to fix it

my only issue with the pirates new jersey is that it's branded as a 'city connect' when the jersey really has very little to do with the city or people of pittsburgh. its a sick ass jersey, but could really just be an alternate or something, just not a CC jersey

STEAL TRAFFIC CONES FROM THE STREETS OF PITTSBURGH!!!!!!! CRIPPLE PENNDOT!!!!!!!! MAYBE WE CAN EVEN STEAL THOSE WEIRD POST THINGS THEY USE FOR ROAD WORK!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HAVING THE MOST EXPENSIVE TOLL ROAD IN THE USA!!!!!! GO BUCS AND FUCK PENNDOT!!!!!!!!!!!

PART OF ME LOVES YOU PART OF ME HATES YOU PART OF ME NEEDS YOU PART OF ME FEARS YOU

WE ARE GONNA LOOK AMAZING IN BUCTOBER!!!!!!!!

Pirates City Connect 2.0 is here! I actually really love it, i always love a black jersey combo, I think I'll really like the gold hat on the field whenever they wear that over the black, and I'll never complain about the Buccos adding even just a little bit of red back into their uniforms.

goods nights alls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...look into the water, lay yourself bare, find what the art says to you and you alone. because who is 'no one'? you can create art without intending or caring how another person will experience it. you simply make it for the world instead, the sky and the earth and the trees and the stars,