I found my ICE warning whistle. This is surprisingly appropriate.

I'm trying to get back to my pacifist roots (which is SO damn hard right now. I seriously want to break things. Very specific things.) So I thought I'd share today's shower song that just helped. We all need this mentality right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pblZ...

Looking forward to being @icegov.bsky.social's nightmare in reminding them, for every single post they put up, what a horrible organization they are. What a nightmare they are on the American people, what a disappointment they are to humanity, and what an absolute waste of carbon their agents are.

T'was the night before Xmas and I purposefully lost Whamageddon just to get it over with.

A great way to hide it, but here's the 60 Minutes story on CECOT and the horrible conditions it presented to people sent there by the DHS. Absolutely shameful what has become of our country and administration that they took pride in doing this to people.

Trans people deserve to exist! Pass it the fuck on.

This should be painfully obvious - if the government is shut down, then reps and senators don't get paid. Please go sign: c.org/gPRdfXRR7S

Because BlueSky is being utterly ridiculous, this will be flagged as "rude", but it's NOT! It's about a wonderful publicist putting out a fun anthology of light-hearted demon summoning naughtiness and you should chip in on Kickstarter! Support independent artists and writers! DO IT! :D

My account was taken down by BlueSky admin today. Seems the DHS or one of their fanboys cried over the vulgarity in my responses to their proaganda. As such, I'll refrain from using vulgarity. I will not, however, stop calling them out on their violence, coersion, or misleading information.

My wife's press is putting out some fun books. You should check it out. You should DEFINITELY back it, because supporting the arts is what's needed right now.

Now, correct me if my train of thought is off course here... but if you call us terrorists regardless of what we do, just because of who we are, and you're aiming for the death penalty for said terrorism, then you gives us zero incentive NOT to fight back as if our lives depend on it.

Go ahead and fill this out and send it back to me.

I really, really hope Secretary Bunch has some fought on her. The is just another drop in the overflowing "reprehensible behavior" bucket.

Oh thank goodness! I still have no idea how to take care of this sick pizza!

To paraphrase ERB, if your name ends with (R), get the fuck out.

Musk would have to be self-aware to realize *he's* a fuckin' NPC. He's not a main character, he's not a hero, he's a poorly written villain. He's a background sub-boss that exists soley to annoy and frustrate the protagonist. He's the hindrance that steals the quarters.

Eurovision 2025 is over and here's my highlights: Shkodra Elektronike is incredible and their song is heartwrenching. Tommy Cash did amazingly and I love that he got into 2nd place (don't correct me.) Tautumeitas are fae in disguise and enchanted everyone. Miriana brought the sass.

Gotta admit, for first class, this legroom sucks.

I noticed a trend that the guys who claim everyone else is just an NPC sure ain't putting out any MC vibes. Are you standing up for the weak? Protecting the defenseless? Saving the world? Or are you being a self-centered prick, making others miserable like a goddamn villain?

It's the year 2025. We're on the cusp on quantum computing, clean energy, and expanding human consciousness... yet we can't get Tupperware that won't stain from tomato sauce!

Alpha male? Beta male? Listen, kid, I'm a full release male with several support patches installed.

Billionaires shouldn't exist. Period. They're modern day dragons; sitting on their horde of treasure, terrorizing the country. They're not benevolent, they're not useful, they don't contribute. There's only one thing you can do with evil dragons: slay them.

Coca Cola continues to be the superior beverage in the Cola Wars. Suck it, Bepsi!

Only 22.6% of the population voted for Trump. Remember that the next time someone tells you they have a mandate or whatever he's doing is what the people want. No, barely 1/5 of the population wanted the mango Mussolini.

Georgia, you're embarassing us. WTF is up with your rep "Buddy?" Get Greenland and name it "Red, White, and Blueland?" This is cartoonish villain shit. This is off-charts levels of dumbfuckery. What's his next bill? Carve Trump's name into an iceberg?

Started the Monster Hunter Wilds beta and it's kinda like riding a bike. Haven't played MH in a while, and the controls seem many, but then you just start getting back into the flow with the new mechanices. Pretty fun so far.

Hope springs eternal. Careless hope springs traps.

Con us once, shame on you. Con us twice, shame on U.S.

I want people to randomly punch Elon Musk. Out of nowhere. I want Elon to be afraid to be seen in public because someone may punch him. Why? Because you never stop punching Nazis.

In case any Trump voters were curious, no, none of his Day 1 Executive Orders had anything to do with grocery prices.

Well, Trump didn't have his hand on the bible during the swearing in for the Oath of Office, which makes me think he's not legit yet. Also, Musk just proved he's a nazi by saluting during the inguration, so here we are.

QS with just your eyes

The vicious circle of the internet: I now have an ad blocker to block ads about an ad blocker.

Happy Solkwanukahdanmas, everyone! If you have to ask, I'll happily answer you! 😀

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

This feels like a callback to my relationships from 2000-2006 www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Q0...

Saw a license plate last night that was BBQ-M79 and my silly gamer brain went "oh, they unlocked the napalm grenade launcher."

I was upset at all these tech giants and various other people just throwing money at Trump, at his inaguration and everything else. Then I realized, no, you have to if you want to get anything done. He's the easiest politican to buy off ever. A compliment can go a long way, money even longer.

I feel we've a bit of a Catch-22: if insurance companies start changing their responses and policies because of this act of violence, we'll have proven that violence works. If they don't, they'll upset people even more, and violent will happen again. So the only clear answer is universal healthcare.

I have so many characters from games I've ran out stories I've wrote that I'd love to see in Gaallo's amazing style.

I just purged my entire Twitter account. That's, like, 13 years of stuff. Of course, no one really followed me so it's no great loss, but it is kinda wild what sort of things I had in there.

In case you're feeling frustrated by, well, everything, give this a listen and know you're not alone. youtu.be/cE4lpSFNFUE

Most of America, I mean this with all sincerity and rationality: go fuck yourself.

Strongest indicator that we may be living in a simulation is that Trump is still running and still nearly even with Harris. In what reality does this clownish, failing up, silver spooned, rambling, racist, misogynist, egomaniac even warrant our attention much less this much clout on a world stage?

There was talk about a #Helldivers TV show. My one suggestion for this is the only consistent cast being the crew of the super destroyer. The helldivers themselves would be different every episode. Explanation not needed.

Musk is being a little bitch again. I have an account that I've done next to nothing with. Made one post, that's it. What does Twitter keep suggesting / pushing to that account? Fair and balanced content the likes of Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump, Libs of TikTok, etc. Weird how that's the default...

Well, twitter seems to be crashing with the AI bullshit, so I guess I should pay more attention here, eh? So, what's going on, y'all?

I want a game where you manage your own club. Choose your style (night/dance/strip/sports bar/etc.), style, staff, menu, drinks, the link. Lots of customization and see how it works out. Dammit, I want to run my strip club with an all-you-can-eat brunch buffet and 80's night every Tuesday. :D

Dammit, I forgot to submit my application for #FatBearWeek.

You know what would get me to completely switch over to here? A TweetDeck-like app or site that would let me monitor multiple accounts so I didn't have to keep switching back and forth to read / reply / post.