Me. He texts me. And I don’t care!

Jessica Ramos, welcome to Side B of My War.

What was Choire’s old line at Gawker? The New York Times is just a fancy blog.

Maybe we can bury that old “Gawker was a good website” chestnut forever and replace it with “Gawker was a Likud website.”

I am certain Nazism will be the death of so many of us. Anybody’s guess what level of sincerity it will be.

Nazi Megazord has once again entered the chat.

If your economic boycott doesn’t include a 24/7/365 ban of the NYT and WaPo, and I mean even sharing links to their stories, then I don’t want to dance in a Costco parking lot with you.

I said it then, I’ll say it again. If you weren’t pro-Occupy Wall Street, you were anti-democracy.

America is finally being run like a business: a business acquired by private equity, leveraged to the hilt, its assets gutted, workforce slashed, and pensions raided before it gets offloaded in a fire sale. Hope you like working gig jobs for stock options in a company that won’t exist in five years.

There is zero, absolute zero, downside for Hochul in doing the right thing here.

Lady on the train to DC next to me is reading a book. I’m refreshing all my social media apps. We are not the same.

I’m sure this is universal but I checked my FB feed for the first time in forever… and wow. It’s beyond anything I’ve seen before. Total war. Thanks for the Heritage Foundation > Libs of TikTok filtered explanation of cultural Marxism, Carla. Get some rest.

Thinking about who I followed on Twitter during Trump’s first term. Just the right mix of (imagine all of these in quotes) media, comedians who only occasionally talked about sports, writers, activists (not in academia), crushes, musicians (no more than 5), and petty nobodies like myself. I miss it.

When I see some anti-congestion pricing people justify why they’ll still drive into the city instead of using mass transit because of the “math,” it’s like, great, do that! MTA needs the money. That’s the point.

I miss the me who would’ve gone to this for 10 mins and acted like it was the moon landing.

The golden age of blogging. I could see Martin Starr as a MeFi crank.

Thank you, sir. Anyway, Jimmy Carter is currently trying to escape hospice care so he can build a house for a homeless person.

There is no good argument for the preservation of cable news, WaPo, NYT, etc. Your time and money is better spent elsewhere.

Was gonna post something about my cats here but realized that scraping the bottom of the barrel is probably not a great way to set the tone.

OK, I am seeing way too much Thomas Chatterton Williams in my feed. Blocking that idiot is step 1 here.

I couldn’t tell you a single thing that happened in 2013 or 2014.

Hoping to avoid any parenting content on here. Thanks.