is it too late to get the panera lemonade that kills people

just like riding a dyke

hello new music friday god damn

I’m mustering my armies and declaring allegiances on it

referring to dildos as my “sex daggers”

icky!!!

i’m tpreg and she’s tspotting

my feeds posts range from twitter shitpost to LinkedIn think piece caption is that normal or is this just the community college of apps

all balanced relationships have one clear kiki and one clear bouba

oh you meant THAT kind of cowgirl

she was an oomfie girl, he was a mooty boy

i miss getting obliterated and making fun choices like fighting random men and crying over my exes

is this real

they removed her WHAT

call me PFA the way I be lasting forever

girl-hustle grindset theme of the week: menthol cigarettes

the feminine urge to be squished into a soft pillowy floor