Her dad doesn’t approve of her hitting the boy, which is demented but very in line with what my father (a serial pedophile) did any time I pushed back against harassment. Which I only did verbally, quietly, if at all. He talked a big game of being protective but folded in real life.

big ruling today

This’d really blow some girls skirts up

1. This is stolen land. We have no moral right to exclude anyone. 2. "Illegal immigration" is a product of 20th century racism; your forebears came "legally" because there was no such thing as "illegal immigration" then. 3. Open borders are good. Borders are racist and colonial violence.

She’s so sweet

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

I’m the Director of an abortion fund. When someone says this they expose their catastrophic misunderstanding of the convenience of abortion. I don’t care what you claim your friends said in the 70’s. Some people get multiple abortions, the reasons for that are incredibly varied

It’s so obvious that the draw of Chat GPT and other generative AI is creating a woman who will always be available. Who has no limits, no boundaries, no needs, no conflicting schedule. Who never has her period or gets sick or argues with you. Who doesn’t age or get fat have interests other than you.

Mutual aid should be a threat to the state, not a substitute for its “failures.” It is saying “the state does not do this & will not do this because it is built to oppress & exploit.” Mutual aid is a radical act of caring for each other outside of those systems of oppression.

I got food stamps for the first time under Clinton’s welfare reform. I was 22, pregnant, working as a nanny. They gave me $10 a month. Being a poor single mom was the first thing that radicalized me.

looking forward to returning to New York City, the best (but not most beautiful) city in America, tomorrow, to do my little bitty part in getting Zohran Mamdani elected mayor so I can be insanely pissed at him about two years from now

you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this

Are you telling me you weenies got Gretchen banned from Bluesky and fired??

Fantastic news!

I was on a call with the National Health Law Project about the Medicaid cuts this morning and now I’m scared and confused

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

"Persons being deported may be sent to countries other than their countries of origin" is INSANE

nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve

they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now

Tomorrow evening I will be doing an instagram live on self managed abortion! People are choosing SMA more often, and this is a great opportunity to educate yourself. Please share!

i'm a liberal PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't scratch me

In the 1930s, Titus Tart started a potato chip company, and of course he named it for himself.

Mexican shell pendant, 1200-1500 A.D.

hi I’m a cool trans tattooer/drag thing/3d fashion artist

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

if i ever get famous there will be at least 5 guys that could sell my sex tapes and that’s how i plan to share my wealth

My baby puppy 🐶

Beware Valentines Day! Resist the siren call to make a SCORPIO BABY nine months from now!! Learn from my ignorance avoid the ghastly, unfathomable process of bringing a new Scorpio into the world

Well I can’t do anything about what’s going on so probably best I push it down and let all my concerns come out in unexpected and unrelated parts of my life

I’m struggling with not falling into despair which is fucking embarrassing. But Jesus this country is evil, so many people in it are evil and gleeful. I keep my true beliefs about the state of things close to my chest so this is as far as I’ll go.

I think the reason why the heart in a blender song still gets a lotta streams in 2024 is because everyone feels like their heart is in a blender

Me and @bimbotheory.bsky.social but you’d be surprised who’s who

If you are concerned about pregnancy criminalization, unfortunately, what you most need to worry about is what you say to friends, family and health-care workers. That said, a lot of these apps play extremely fast and loose with people’s data and imo it’s a good idea not to support that

THE UHC SHOOTER’S BACKPACK WAS FULL OF MONOPOLY MONEY

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen

some of you havent read the foundational texts and it shows.

Interestingly, the technique for opening your throat and speaking in a lower register is the same as the one for deep throating cock. Get good at one and you’ll get good at the other

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: there should be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been." Worth a repeat, from time to time.

bled for you

This one is big, friends. Long Division: Stories of Social Decay, Societal Collapse & Bad Manners is less than two weeks away.

A custom high waisted strap harness

Beth gave me my Christmas gift early! Meet Izzy! She’s a four month old Shichon and a Cancer ♋️ Everyone in my family is in love with her except my cats

new colon aims to disrupt toilets by shitting one million times per day