Malding: Fuck this man fuck this fuck this fuck this imma settle with whatver I got fuck this i swear to god fuck this Almost clearing: Ok but i can get like a few seconds faster tho...

It's just... It's just so peak...

EN Version by TheParacite] [Blue Archive!] Ch. 273 Erika-san, having found an accessory she liked the day before. It was too dear to buy right now, so she was chatting with Kirara-san about picking up more part-time work, when Kirara-san suddenly seemed to remember something... #ブルアカ

[Official 4-Panel Manga] Ep. 239 Brought to you by @donmin_h on twitter Reijo, that looks really familiar…? #ブルアカ

[EN Version by TheParacite] [Aoharu Record] Ch. 161 Oh? Is that Erika-san over there? She seems to be happily chatting away. Let's go take a peek and see what got her so excited♪ #ブルアカ

Bestiesssss geeeheheheheheh

Sensei, I'll take a bit of your time. #20 Good morning, Sensei♪ Today we have Ibuki coming over! She seems to be in really high spirits, let's hear what's up!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE WHAT THE HELL LMAOOOOOOO

[Official 4-Panel Manga] Ep. 238 Brought to you by @donmin_h on twitter Madam has a new disguise! #ブルアカ

EN Version by TheParacite] [Blue Archive!] Ch. 272 Rei-san, asking the Engineering Club to improve the pitching machine. As a result of the modifications, many new features were added, so everyone decides to watch the instructional video the Engineering Club prepared... #ブルアカ

Short H-manga 💛Kanna seg!💛 (You can check it out on my FANBOX.🫶)

[EN Version by TheParacite] [Aoharu Record] Ch. 160 Sensei, it seems there's a request for SCHALE to handle a building demolition job! It looks like a pretty big operation, so we'll need help from a lot of students… who should we contact? #ブルアカ

Reading this makes me feel like that one media literacy ogre bc it feels so vaguely political but I can't understand what it's supposed to mean in the broader context of Sensei being on the opposing side 😭😭😭 or is this mere characterization? Feels like a philosophy

Oh God she's making up even MORE nicknames for herself 😭😭😭

Sensei, I'll take a bit of your time. #19 Good morning, Sensei♪ Today it's Satsuki's turn to- Whoa!! What's the matter!? #ブルアカ

Dude I just LOOVE popqn's Eimi so damn much, especially her base version BA has a lot of shapely girls, but Eimi's THICK, you get me? Her thighs could give Reijo a run for her money 😭The conveniently covered waist give room to imagine her being truly meaty there too... It's genuinely so fucking good

[Official 4-Panel Manga] Ep. 237 Brought to you by @donmin_h on twitter Michiru's dress special video is here! The viewers' reactions seem a little different from what she expected…? How many views did she get today? #ブルアカ

EN Version by TheParacite] [Blue Archive!] Ch. 271 Rei-san, knocking out training sessions one after another with Sumire-san. Though Rei-san is already exhausted, Sumire-san has the next menu ready... #ブルアカ

[EN Version by TheParacite] [Aoharu Record] Ch. 159 Today, we'll be doing investigation work with Otogi-san♪ Looks like we'll be monitoring from the roof of a building, so let's get everything ready and head out! #ブルアカ

I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED TO DO TORMENT I DONT NEED T-

GWも仕事だからね！ #ブルアカ #尾刃カンナ

Sensei, I'll take a bit of your time. #18 Good morning, Sensei♪ Chiaki san is coming by today! Seems like she's brainstorming for the next feature idea..? #ブルアカ

Does anyone know why bluesky uses this really unintuitive @/bluesky.social handle instead of just the user handle like every other site? It's difficult to copypaste or type out and I'm not sure if I see the benefits

Uwogh finally meeting Malkuth... What the hell is this design??? I'm the one evolving into the Steel Continent, Jesus man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Not even trying to hide the crotch area is far too insane, god...

[Official 4-Panel Manga] Ep. 236 Brought to you by @donmin_h on twitter Oh! That tool(?) is very dangerous — handle it with care! #ブルアカ

[Official 4-Panel Manga] Ep. 235 Brought to you by @donmin_h on twitter Sakurako is doing the sewing herself! Now that's something special, isn't it? #ブルアカ

[EN Version by TheParacite] [Blue Archive!] Ch. 270 While on duty at SCHALE, Kurumi-san accidentally found a DVD containing the secret to growth. She watches it together with Otogi-san to learn the secret, and… #ブルアカ

[EN Version by TheParacite] [Aoharu Record] Ch. 158 Today, we're doing investigation work with Kurumi-san! First, let's walk around town and see if anything unusual has happened ♪ #ブルアカ

Bad Sensei confession I think bestiality is pretty base- *gets shot*

I did NOT read that correctly lets say that

Sensei, I'll take a bit of your time. #16 Good morning, Sensei♪ We had Ibuki's birthday this month, didn't we? Let's celebrate it together with the rest of Pandemonium Society! #ブルアカ

I HAVE AN ADULT WOKEN IN UNDERSIZED CLOTHES FETISH

They be saying this is the most obvious "supposed to be "I love you" " of all time

Remember... The roots, the origin of your uohs 😭😭😭 So precious 🥺

[EN Version by TheParacite] [Blue Archive!] Ch. 269 Niko-san, showing off her cooking skills for the members of FOX Squad. She seems happy to be able to cook again after so long, and starts whipping up dish after dish, starting with her specialty, inari sushi... #ブルアカ

Wahh carrousel format for multiple images feels so cursed lol I never get whyd devs implement this kind of UX Isnt it more convenient to see everything at a glance and immideately decide whether you wanna check them out or scroll past ?

[EN Version by TheParacite] [Aoharu Record] Ch. 157 Sensei! It’s an emergency! I'll send an SOS to the nearest student immediately! #ブルアカ

These challenges are wild

ALSO ANOTHER THING THE HYAKKIYAKO RICKSHAW MOB GOT A NAME! A NAME!!!! NATSUKI!!!!!! I CANNOT SEE WHY THEYD GIVE A MOB A NAME UNLESS THEY'RE GONNA DO MORE WITH HER, MAYBE A PLAYABLE UNIT ONE DAY???? ALSO IMPLIES WE MIGHT GET OTHER MEMBERS TOO SOMEDAY

The new Blue Archive update FINALLY brought us Plana in the gacha animation! And a combo of the two too!!! THANK YOU JOHN NEXON 😭😭😭 1/2

Getting hard over Ako is so frustrating because she'd get so smug over it which turns into a positive reinforcement loop and it always ends in a predator vs predator level of sex Worst part is I can't even call it hate sex bc I love her like that

Sensei, I'll take a bit of your time. #16 Good morning, Sensei♪ Seems like Satsuki san wants to cast hypnosis on you! Is it working...? #ブルアカ

Seems like this new volume, not volume 4, but prologue part 2 (!!!) might be playing with timeline disruptions! The blonde girl isnt a new GSC president, she's likely is the original GSC president! Somehow!!! what the fuck man! #ブルアカ

Fuck man hair down Kaya is so beautiful... Genuinely I wouldn't mind this becoming her new regular hair it's so perfect on her I kinda feel bad bc shes looking so sad but part of me also gets nghghghn seeing that (i love kaya i promise) #ブルアカ

Ahh she's so cute...

WHAT THE FUCK MAN HOLY SHIT ITS NOT A DREAM #ブルアカ