I want a girl to squirt all over me please and thank you x

ass. that is all.

how much teasing can you take?

they're trying to put me in the psych ward the way I straight jack it

I need an olympic level tongue rn, who's down

2026...beware 😘

see you next year, sluts

cum for me...

no-one makes me gasp like the stairmaster ❤️

👀👀👀

boxing day got you feeling tired? hungover? like you've eaten too much? doctors hate this one trick to fix your mood:

you say you're an ass man and no one bats an eye, i say i'm a balls girl and everyone loses their minds

who's coming for a festive wild swim?

are you on the naughty list?

Still buzzing from last night's live. All my favourites dropped in 🥹 a Christmas miracle

being naked feels incredible, maybe you should be naked too?

who's hoping for a bouncy christmas gift?

thank u radiohead for the 10/10 tour. in 2026 it's your turn phoebe bridgers

keeping my sun tan even

sometimes you have to go analogue

good morning, slap it on my tongue

my party trick is that I can get naked and play with my nipples

a threesome with a butt guy AND a boobs guy

important ⚠️

"You're hot" 🥱 "I listened to that album/read that book you recommended" 🥹❤️

me: *posts one pic in which I am not smiling* everyone: why are you so sad?????

yeaaaaaah life sucks sometimes but there is always music and sex and books

Someone said i look like Kristen Stewart which i don't agree with but WOW what a compliment. That woman is beyond stunning. Kind of in love with her

winnie the pooh is an underrated fashion icon

Building core strength to get abs ❌️ building core strength to look skinny ❌️ building core strength so I can stand for three hours at the concert without back pain ✅️✅️✅️

I'm dreaming of a wet christmas

Radiohead were unbelievable. Truly the best to ever do it. Setlist was FLAWLESS. Thom sounded impeccable. I will never recover. ❤️

Only just finding out about Geese (the band not the bird). Why didn't any of you tell me

idc about your Spotify wrapped, I care if you switched to Qobuz (they pay artists 5x the average per stream - Spotify pays on average LESS THAN A CENT)

just realised i've sat on far more planes than faces this year

usually fansly dms > OF dms but rn OF ones are waaaay nicer? idk why i get far too few dms on admireme :( if you subscribe there say hello x

How important is it to have a decent pair of running shoes? Old pair of new balance are probably fine right? Asking as someone who doesn't want to be injured but also avoids buying new things at all costs

brb going for a casual sunday stroll

can I use you as a pillow (I hump all my pillows btw)

Comments have led me to believe no one else knows wtf it is either

Ok i've been too scared to ask until now but: what the fuck is coffee creamer

tits out running should be in the olympics

How cool that i've provided a rich, fulfilling, beautiful life for myself full of adventures and orgasms

Here me out: strip tease but it's just my goofiest "no one can see me" dancing to radiohead's jigsaw falling into place

oiled up and ready

DO NOT subscribe to me if you expect instant responses. I check my DMs multiple times a day, but if you aren't tipping you get ONE response a day. This is because i'm a real person with a busy life! If you are DMing others and they're responding 24/7, you're speaking to a bot ✌️ hope this helps

HAPPY SUNDAYYYYY to those who subscribe to me ONLY ❤️

Imagine the UK if the "we need to look after our own" brigade put their energy into abolishing poverty and protecting the environment instead of being dicks to immigrants

my pussy might be TOO perfect

mile high flashing is a classic for a reason