“Tradition is the illusion of permanence.” - Woody Allen

A holiday song for those who would like to Curb the Christmas Enthusiasm. soundcloud.com/tim-kniest/i...

Will CBS reporter Major Garret ever be promoted to Colonel Garret?

A funny Bob and Ray sketch from The Tonight Show. youtu.be/apE4O1blPvg?....

How about a song concerning the makings of a Regular Guy? Well here it is. A Little Rock (not the Arkansas kind) and some psycho-deli for a side treat. Anyway, I hope you listen and like it. Share it if you want. Won't cost you a thing and I won't make a thing. on.soundcloud.com/Mhb40Errtxkw...

C-SPAN 1,2 and 3 are now on YouTubeTV.

Congratulations to MO Congresswoman Ann Wagner who thought California, MO was in CA when Democrats in that city protested about a GOP redistricting plan. Ann said Missourians would pick their districts not Soros and CA. Keith Olberman today claims Ann Wagner as the Worst person In the World today!

The Supreme Court is his inhaler.

So, Our Little Margie wanted to run for the Senate, but Mr. Honeywell told her she had to stay in the House. So Our Little Margie told everyone that Mr. Honeywell was protecting sex traffickers and pedophiles. Now Mr. H. Claims that Margie is a horse faced whore! Now we wait for the next episode.

Prison medical problems in the Blow-Me State (aka Mizzourah!) Don't expect the Republican controlled General Assembly, or Governor to do anything about it. They don't even believe in health care for their non-imprisoned constiutents. missouriindependent.com/2025/12/08/n...

This my song about the murder of John Lennon. Shot and killed by an insane white boy with mental problems and access to a gun. Almost as if he was on a boat in the Caribbean. Looking Glass Love. on.soundcloud.com/s6fLE6bMsd0C...

When considering a future candidate choose humanity over ideology. Thank you for your inattention to this matter.

There’s an old saying, “No peace , no justice.” Too bad we do not disrupt the peace of the Supreme Court which denies justice for the sake of Trumpism.

My collaboration with Thomas Wahl of Germany who wrote this song inspired by Kathy Cramer’s lyrics. Thanks Tommy. Mersey’s Night youtu.be/AbpXw7AZp1U?...

There are three ways to look: young, old and surgical.” - Fran Lebowitz

My brother (known as Padre on the sky of blue) called Pistol Pete and his boss, two gun Donnie, “Full Metal Jackoffs.”

It’s a cold day in the Midwest, where love doesn’t grow on trees. Here’s a song about a Blonde haired West Coast Girl. A coldness of a different kind. She trades an oyster for a pearl. Photo stolen from Coen Brothers’ “Barton Fink.” on.soundcloud.com/JbYj45rSNNTa...

This new character from Seinfeld has appeared on our horizon. The Porn Nazi says, " No porn for you. Marijuana will be next. missouriindependent.com/briefs/new-a...

Looking for a Black Friday gift? Hello Newman!

And now it’s time for The Running on Empty Food with your host the the Report of the Week. Today’s review is for the Domino’s Spicy Chicken Ranch (sounds like a Nevada brothel) Bacon Pizza. Bon Appetite!. youtu.be/F2zGpZla-cg?...

Song for the Trumpolini GOP! There are people on the other side of your slashed budgets and Elmo’s government efficiency experts. Here are a few examples. on.soundcloud.com/kuxtrbxtqLEP...

A meme based on Eyes Wide Shut of Trump in foreground and Epstein in background with Maxwell in a mask. Scene would be in the mansion and Epstein would be dressed like Ted Cloak. Caption: Eyes Wide Trump. Any meme person who likes the idea can have it.

I’m still trying to figure out why there is a space heater in the new MSNOW logo? Or, is that MSNO?

“If Peter O’Toole had been any prettier it would have been called ‘Florence of Arabia.’” - Noel Coward

How about a little trip to Bermuda, "to start erasing that girl from my mind." While there the young man "cannot even remember my momma. While I vegetate, I'm free." Thumbnail courtesy of Barton Fink. soundcloud.com/tim-kniest/b...

St. Louis still in shambles from May tornado. missouriindependent.com/2025/11/18/n...

Hey Megyn R. Kelly! Shouldn’t that be Megyn is Kelly? Grammar girl. Grammar.

Klaus got a new bed!

Prince Andrew has stepped down from his royal duties now so he can spend more time with the kids. Jimmy Carr

Good one Shiv.

As John Fugelsang said recently, “It’s a shame Jeffrey Epstein killed himself before he found out this was all a Democratic hoax.”

The mean streets of Jiffytown, Mizzourah! (Actually a pretty good chase and tour of the city) youtu.be/ePZywdNyXFs?...

Sixteen years ago we saw the Fab Faux, a Beatles tribute band with guest guitarist Rick Nielsen of Cheap Trick in Chicago. My wife Kathy met bassist Will Lee from the Letterman band. He was one of her favorites. She was a happy girl!

A question for those who are plastic surgery experts. Did MSNBC anchor Katy Tur have an eye job?

Here's a song I did around 1984 called What About Love. It was recorded on a Fostex four track recorder and then digitized using an iMac with GarageBand. The song is about a guy looking for love, finding it and then losing it because it was never to be. soundcloud.com/tim-kniest/d...

A Fugelsang Funny.

Hey news people! Quit with the breaking news. We know it’s broken! Now fix it the way it used to be. Good Night, and Good Luck.

The End of the Shutdown will be followed by the Burial at Sea. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Baby's got his bottle. Now where the hell is mine?

Thank you seven Democratic and one Independent Senators for sucking defeat from the tailpipe of victory.

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations. Republics make everything worse. missouriindependent.com/2025/11/06/h...

People from my hometown of St. Louis, Missouri will recognize this photo. The rest of you probably won't.

Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you The Prince of Purity Balls and Preacher of the House Slimeball Johnson.

Time for a Sunday Lunch. www.facebook.com/watch?v=1366...

How about a song to make you day better? At least that's the intent. soundcloud.com/tim-kniest/p...

Good article on the lack of response from one state legislature to ongoing problems. I would imagine most Trumpy states are doing about as well. missouriindependent.com/2025/11/03/m...

If they make a movie about the Trumpolini Administration Sandra Bullock should play Kristi “Garden” Noem.

The Assembly of Got, Just got caught With their pants down. youtu.be/z5inaL1iXK4?...

Diane Keaton and the Woodman from “Sleeper.” youtu.be/4IF8-QQSDbk?...

Mencken Forecast