Level 1 in an RPG with a brand new skill tree to crack open 😍

Every day I wake up and I pray to Jesus Christ that the new Pokemon games don't add decroded dub-ass voice acting

I used to do a thing where I would feel very lonely, so I'd log into FFXIV because it's an online game with many other people, then I'd feel even lonelier

yeah with a ouija board

"I should be fine as long as they don't throw out a steel type" Opponent roster: Scizor Excadrill Archaludon

The thing about being young is that you have an intrinsic belief that life exists in the living of it, that in doing you are being and by being, there is joy. You don't know enough to make excuses for yourself yet. You can still do all of that as you get older, you just have to stretch first

Art should be about opening your soul and making a greater connection to other people, so it does suck when a horrible person makes genuinely fantastic art, like Orson Scott Card's Ender's Game or Luc Besson's movies or Nancy Reagan's throat game

Surprising absolute MVP megastar from my Pokemon Champions team is Umbreon, that guy has carried in like half of my wins

Xenoblade Chronicles X is the first game in the series that I've liked and even it has a running timer of being great before something randomly pisses me off

"Everything's digital anyway" shut the fuck up "It's just Sony games" shut the fuck up "Just play retro games" shut the fuck up "Just play indies" shut the fuck up

A lot of people have claimed that the disproportionate amount of five boom reviews calls into question AJ and Big Justice's integrity as critics, but isn't it possible that it represents a personal joie de vivre we should aspire to instead

Sword Art Online Re: Hollow Fragment's Implementation system. The game has a secondary world map separate from the core narrative that was supposedly where the (in-game) devs tested new stuff. By completing challenges in the test area, the game unlocks new items, bosses, and game-changing mechanics

I keep saying "I'll take a break from FFXI, just let me log in and do this one thing real quick" then spending 6 hours hunting NMs for my Empyrean weapon

Computah, show me a bettah wowld

Gripping my wrist while Hater Energy sparks out of my hand, beckoning me to make snarky posts

If you want GTA6 and plan on buying it, by all means, do that. If you don't mind code in box, go ahead and buy it. But if you're not getting a disk, you don't need the pre-order, so go ahead and cancel that. Tell your pals to cancel it too. If enough people cancel it, you get a better experience

Seeing someone hype up something good and begging them to stop because it means it'll be recommended too many times for people to take the recommendation ever

Whatever you do, don’t plant lots and lots and lots of bamboo 🎋🎍 very very very close to as many data centers as you can find. It will damage foundations, wrap around underground cooling pipes, and cause severe facility damage.

My most non-Millennial belief is that bacon actually makes anything you put it in worse

I keep seeing people talking about shorting out their robot maids or whatever for some reason, but then they break and they're not under warranty anymore. And let me just say, when we have to open them up, we see what you did. You clearly didn't "spill orange juice," unless you're a medical marvel

ORAS shiny hunting Gulpin where the land meets the sea to appreciate how Archie and Maxie could've believed either was the whole world

Why are you doing this to me, you poisoned tummy

I am so over odds on Gulpin, bro

Computer, imagine lazy river

It's crazy how GTA 6 is supposedly coming out this year when a casual personal acquaintance of mine who is 30 was 18 when 5 came out

Boss: "This is really important, we need it done ASAP" Me: "Absolutely. On it." Woke up from the best nap of my life like 40 minutes later

Sausage 250

Saw the take that Spider-Man would be annoying to interact with on a day to day basis because he makes jokes and damn, y'all don't like anyone, do you

There's a ton of great games out there and no disrespect to the big names, I've always been kind of a snooty indie kid, but I think these underground games deserve more attention

Sexy Sax Man is funny and all but let's not let that distract from the fact that Careless Whisper does absolutely rip

I think people oversell how bad the story/characters are in Stellar Blade, they're fleshed out as much as the story demands. I feel like people go out of their way to pre-apologize for them in a way nobody feels like they have to for games with a different sort of aesthetic

The way westerners treat Asian media having themes or messages or politics as being accidental or them stumbling into it is probably one of the weirder bits of racism people get up to

People are so inconsistent, it's considered an act of empathy to talk to a kid on their level and treat them like a person, until you hear some kid say some absolutely dumb shit about Pokemon in Target so you bring up Bulbapedia on your phone to absolutely rain calculations on his dumb ass

Despite everything, it's still Zoey Weekend

All of the emdash/unicode/whatever stuff is just people trying to figure out a silver bullet for LLMs to prove that you're able to outsmart them, because their argument is still predicated on the ever-receding notion that LLMs are bad specifically because their output is low quality

Drawing forth my mini Pringles can filled with pennies to shake no-no at people who are using Final Fantasy Resonance to slander non-turn based Final Fantasy games

Anyway, there were a lot of "this but Switch 2 now!" announcements but there were kind of a ton of new announcements? Pretty good Direct

Also for Ocarina of Time, just let it go man. You're never gonna be opening a brand new N64 with Ocarina of Time as your SHARED PRESENT with your brother on Christmas morning again, you're never gonna recapture those uncomplicated two hours of playing the game before going to grandma's for lunch

Also I don't want DMC5 on Switch 2 but that game has found a way to trick me into buying almost every port of it and so I might end up doing it in a moment of weakness to play during a weekend away from home or something because it rules

I'll withhold my opinion on KH4 until I try 3 again. I didn't see anything in that trailer that interested me at all but we trust the process

Final Fantasy Resonance is 👀 though. I'm not spiritually strong enough to play Brave Exvius on my phone but every time they get to do these love letter games (WoFF being the big example), they go 100% whole hog in on it

I'll roll the bones on a new Fire Emblem, Pokopia stuff looks supergreen, but when I see a new Xenoblade game announced, I'm like man, this looks neat, am I really about to get tricked a FOURTH time into playing the worst game I've ever played

My Gundam Expereince begins here

Watching YouTube videos of people receiving gifts and practicing their reactions for when people give me gifts

If art was just about good business sense, they would've only hired Michelangelo to paint one chapel instead of all sixteen

Anyone who says Stellar Blade Blood Rain has no soul, explain why it's Korean then, idiot

Working overtime to make FF7R an 11 out of 10

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There's a lot of little things that change over time as you get older but the main thing I've experienced, over all other things, is I fucken love soup now. Soup goes absolutely crazy

Onimusha lookin very clean, I'm sure the difficulty will probably ramp up eventually but the demo was pretty easy for anyone who's intimidated by the combat. Such a clear vision with the designs of enemies and environments and the roadblocks. Definitely enough to whet da appetite