#OZZY OZZBORNE was about to RELEASE THE #EPSTEINFILES ,,,I TRIED TO WARN HIM by Writing him a Picture,,, but it DIDN"T WORK..... SO I Had to have him EPSTEINed... SO SAD!!! HE was taken in th PRIME OF HIS YOUTH just like my close personal friend #EPSTEIN (Terrific Guy!),,BUT sometimes u GOTTA DO IT

NO ONE CAME TO MY BIG BEAUTIFL BIRTHDAY PARADE??????????????

Brainworm guy to Make Amerikkka heAlthy Again with BIGLY doses of heroine insted of vaxines!!!

So HAPPYthat Cruelle deVille was just confermed!!!!!!

IN....... I MEANT WE ARE FIRTS IN DRUG PRICES!!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! MAGA!!!

Ok, I admit it. I saw that a *Black* Hawk helicoper was involve in that plain crash and I just assumed it was a failure of DEI

I cant tell witch lady you're talking about, I just see two beautiful women and we all know I love beatiful women!!...!!! That Video makes me want to Offer her $130k..for a Staff Position!!...Let's just say she's building my WALL!!!

I've been a Lil too busy to Truth lately,, been busy getting "Favors" from the Swamp creatures who want to be in my Adminstration!!! Like I always said,, DRAIN THE SWAMP so I can find my Adminstraion

I am hereby Nominating the Hamberglar to run the FBI. With his vast experiende Stealing people's hambergers, he will be a great asset to our nationall secuty!!

So glad I live here an d not in Brazil!!!

If you want to talk about Late,Great Houdini,, I still have NO Idea how Arnold Palmer was Smuggling such a BIG FAT HOG in those slacks!!!! After seeing Palmer in the Showers,a lot of People were saying he didn't evn need a golf Club... Makes my mushroom look not so great!!

Well the first one wasn't blashpemous enough, so I had to try again!!!

So TRUE!!!

My my powers combinned with Leon's,, we Will save the great US of A a LOT of money with my secret Trick of just not paying the Bills!!!

Now that's a STRAIT Shooter with VP Potential!!!!

On Day ONE!!! I will make MadDonal's bring the McRib back!!!!

And this is WHat I've been Saying happnens, it's so sad!! Perfectly normal people are being Bullied!!! by the radical communist lefty Democrats into becoming brown-shirt wearing fashists, but you've gotta do it because their eatting the cat and dogs!!!!

As an AMERICAN Citzen!- people are saying one of the very best Amercan Citizens!!!- the author known as Just Kidding Rowling has the FIRST AMENDMAN RIGHT to be heard!!!!

to be Honest, I'm only still with Melenie because a Divocxe would show that I, you're FAVORITE PRESDENT!!!- don't have as much money as you thought I did

People are saying Leon keeps wakling up to young women and asking if he can put a baby in them to ssave the white race and then starts sobbing about some grimy gal......He creeps everyone out but he gave me money to I don't have the hart to tell him!!!

Many people are saying thatte TruhSocial works better!!! Leon begs adn pleads, tears sterming down his face for me to come back to Twixer but I just cant do it, I just can't do it. I told him focus on rocket, maybe he and little Rocket Man Kim John Un can work together to help our friend Vlad!!!!!

Many people are saying keep your friends close, & your Fox n'Friends even closer, thats why I nomnated Pete Hegseth!! He has dirt on me, I have durt on him, after all that's what friends are for....now people are Saying he Wont get confirm, so sad!!! I'll Czech with Bryan Killmead & see if he's free

That's the kind of EFFICENCY I demand Elon bring to Washington as the head of DOGGO or whatever the hell he's calling it!! With his help we will make AMERICA FIRST too!!!!

The 1980s made a Big Impersion on me, There I was a young, impressonable kid in my 40s, with a coke habit worsoning by the day & not a care in the world. As my close personal Fiend Gordon Gecko said then, & I will Never forget it, he said GREED IS GOOD! Words to live by everyone, words to live by!!!

I call it the "IVANKA". She's the most Beautiful Woman in the world! Perhaps if I wasn't her Father I'd be Dating her!!!

I think I just found my new Nominee to head teh Departament of Justice!!!!!

Ladies & Gentlemen, Trump’s picks to destroy America. This is a must watch!

I just Heard from Matt Gaetz that he PULLED OUT of the nomnation for DOJ. I Promise as your favorite Presdent to nominate someone with AT LEAST as many Credible accusations of sexual assault against them. We Cannot let the COMMUNIST Demoncrats win!! MAGA!!!!!

YOU're WELCOME!!!! If not for me, this beautiful Christmas Tree Nebula would be called the Holiday Greetings Nebula because we don't want to offend people, but I made it LEGAL to say MERRY ChRISTMAS once again!!!!

That's what I like to call a "Confession" and the Evidence is as air Tite as a big beautiful Boeing Jet airplane!!! When Matt Gates gets in at the DOJ we will Lock HIM UP!!!!!!!!

As a matter of National Security, I will IMMEDIATELY direct McDonald's to hire the Vulgar Chief !!! We cannot allow this GENIUS to fall into the Enemy Hands of Canadian-owned Berger King !!!

Pro Wrestling is REAL!!!!! At WrestleMania 23 I, you're Favorite Presdent, shaved Ed McMahon's head. he's a real Tough Guy, tears were streaming down his face & he said Thank you Mr President. I am a WWE Hall of Famer & I won every match I saw by a long shot!!!! It was like taking Candy from a Baby

No one loved me when I was a Child, and I Vowed that I would make it everyone's problem

As my first act as president, I will make it a crime - a very serious crime!! - to eat Steak unless it is covered in Ketchup. The fake news media will say I can't do this, but what do they know. MAGA!!!!

Did anybody ever hear of the late, great Doctor Hannibal Lector??? The Young People didn't, but they will now! I am nominating him to head up the Food & Drug Administration. He's a Wonderful Man. He wants to have you for dinner. He was a serious Psycho. He loves Donald Trump, so I love him! MAGA!!!!

Want to take this moment to thank the MVP of this election-ME!!!!-for doing a great job. 2nd place (a distant 2nd!!!) goes to Jill Stein 1 of my favorite politicians. I could've won this election BIGLY without you, but I had your support so I didn't need to. I would have Won or it was Rigged. MAGA!!

I don't have a plan, I have concepts of a plan. To be honest, I'm just trying to stay out of prison