She's everybody's Valentine

Super Bowl results are in. Raiders went all the way.

When you're sleepy but really want to play ball

I just won two tickets to the Super Bowl and I don't even watch football.

Uh oh, playing steak again

I'm currently locked in the bed of Jake's truck this is the only light I see send help

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

Tropicana finally opened the Seven Stars Lounge and hot damn it's nice. I just ate a pile of handcarved pastrami that may be up there with the best I've ever had. Like ever.

We have prepared your executive suite the way you like it, good sir kind sir.

Atlantic City, I am in you.

One final Christmas Collie for the year. I've never seen a dog smile as much as her. I was terrified the last surgery would irreparably traumatize her, but she didn't give two shits on a sheep's ass. Despite everything, she's as happy as can be. Enjoy her Collieness.

She seems to like Santa more than the Easter Bunny.

Oh, fuck right off. I will push for the death penalty regardless of indictment if you make me miss Magfest for this. Let's just go back to trial by combat. Or rap battles.

Hello, Carol.

She thinks the snow is my fault somehow.

I swear to god this casino just hates money

Coffee in the Bahamas is still ass flavored.

November 24 is National Border Collie Day, so please accept this offering.

Happy third birthday, you absolute menace.

Took KJ in for a checkup this morning and saw a bunch of Pokémon scalpers camped outside the Best Buy. I pulled up and said "HOLY SHIT GUYS TARGET JUST GOT A MASSIVE SHIPMENT OF ETB'S!" then watched them scatter like roaches.

Looks... comfy.

30 days post-op, free of drugs and back to doing collie things.

We're about 15 days post-op and doing well. I think she's completely immune to trazadone now.... 200mg does nothing to topple two weeks of bottled up convalescing border collie energy.

When you're a pet parent but also an engineer

Currently fighting against Trazodone naptime. She lost about 1/3 of her tail. Healing well, sutures are weeping less.

She stopped responding to antibiotics. The healing reversed. They're being forced to amputate. What the actual fuck.

Why is the 2 in quotes? Is it some kind of ironic 2? Is the wink implied?

Just a quick $60,000 nbd

Mr Handpay is here filming, I guess.

We out here just robbing this casino.

Jake and I are headed up to a 5X event at Foxwoods for the weekend, like the degenerates we are.

Apparently you can wag so hard you injure your tail. Noted.

Collie? Collie.

Goddamn right.

Tonight we're back playing Shelf Ball. And by we I mean she. And by she I mean Her Royal Collieness Who Makes Up Very Obvious Games With Very Simple Rules So Why Can't Stupid Humans Understand How To Play.

Collie crafts! She came home from daycare with this magnet. It now lives on my fridge with the rest of the collie-related junkanoo.

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Emerged from my faraday cage and back home from DEFCON. Another glorious week of security talks, sushi, handpays and... jungle being spun by DJ Young-hee? We take those.

Oh, fuck off.

Aaaaand somebody had a heart attack or something right after the door closed. At least we hadn't pushed back from the gate yet.

Antfarm keyboard! Antfarm keyboard! Chilling at the gate waiting to depart for Lost Wages (Nice). Defcon here we come.

All packed and ready to roll. Couple more meetings, few more code commits and one tool demo to go this week, then off to DEFCON in Las Vegas for a week of debauchery.

Pinchies and crawlies? Don't mind if I do. Dinner is served.

Feeling fine after a fine evening at Wolf Trap with these two fine gentlemen

This is Shelf Ball. I'm beginning to think it's single-player and she just requires an audience. I guess she's winning.

Giant wanpachi for the win, butt hat for the bonus

My chair used to be alive

I've been trying to figure out the rules to Shelf Ball for two years and still don't know what she wants me to do.

Here is Her Royal Collieness all decked out for Pride last week

Collie nose appreciation post