More RPG's need to be rhythm games.

DK 64's biggest issue in one convenient screenshot.

Wheel, please! I am on a schedule here!

That's not a machine, dude!

Yeah, sure. That makes sense...

Someone at Rare wanted to give kids nightmares...

That was a boss, apparently.

Just making sure...

Nothing brings people together quite like wondering "What the hell is this guy doing!?"

Totally normal residents for a totally normal island with a totally normal name.

It was so fun, I decided to have another go.

Well, at least invincibility frames saved me from that Bob-omb...

Someone needs to tell him we don't play F-Zero on Saturdays.

Revenge is a dish best served immediately.

Geez, full of yourself, much?

This is not a fair fight...

And here I thought they couldn't improve the best ability in the game.

Typical Mario, exploiting the hard work of honest Toads to make himself look competent.

The plan is for everyone to each do a quarter (24) of the jumps required. What could possibly go wrong?

I hate this Charmander...

How did you do that!?

Never write off the Wheelie Scooter!

Someone wake that hitbox up.

I was hoping to go a full playthrough without someone seeing me do this...

Sometimes, you just have to take the chance.

4 gyms down.