I've heard that if you inject it with bleach, it will disappear like COVID.

So get him on the Sunday talk shows if he's so full of vigor, able to have multiple in-depth conversations that last 20 minutes each. #ProofOfLife

Q: When will Putin end this war? TRUMP: Good question, I don't think I've ever asked him that question. Trump... stable genius, master negotiator.

Can some reporter *please* also ask if Trump driving over the liner with his entire motorcade could have gashed the liner? Like, maybe 350 feet worth of driving?

Are these "hundreds if not thousands of people there" all standing behind the camera?

Cheer up, Mike. That just means Trump properties can continue to profit. southfloridareporter.com/trump-proper...

If it makes it that far, his Rushmore face should have its eyes shut and a droopy mouth.

Gee, mister "I don't know anything about that, haven't seen it yet" suddenly understands what happened literally while he was talking about something else.

A trail of destruction. Imagine their reaction if Obama had done even one of these things.

Trump is such a d*ck that he will arrest innocent people who touch the water, just to cover up the fact that his lazy ass drove a parade of cars across the Reflecting Pool and ruined it. #ReflectingPool apnews.com/article/trum...

Oil aside, it's pretty astounding to hear how fast Trump's health has deteriorated in the span of 3 months.

This might be a good time to remind people that, in the Epstein files, Trump was accused of giving a guy a blowjob.

Trump said at the beginning of the Iran war that he would settle for nothing less than 'unconditional surrender'. He just didn't mention that it would be the United States surrendering. #Iran

How much taxpayer money has been spent putting these letters on the building, then court fees to fight to keep them on, and then used to take the letters off?

A ballroom is "urgently needed" for security, but he builds a crowded event right next to the White House. Thinking the ballroom is really about his personal bunker during the elections.

This week's "boo'd count in NY": Mamdani: 0 Trump: 1

Ahh, yes... the premiere judge of masculinity and moral compass. Ted Cruz.

His explosiveness makes sense in the context of Trump absolutely, positively ***NEEDING** to make the mid-term elections seem fraudulent in order to keep Republicans in power. Without that, he has nothing. Same game plan as 2024.

Translation to Trump: "We're gonna bunker down and unalive protesters here"

I'm sorry, they missed all of the underage girls that Trump dated. Taller vertical, please.

Jaxson Dart is listed at 6'2", Trump claims he's 6'3", now look at the two of them as they shake hands 🤡