I love customizable costumes

Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.

The Night Never Looked So Bright

This summer’s the worst

Forever is a long time to never land.

Come hither

Come Collect My Bones

I ain't got no beef with no wraith

Ayooooooooooooo proof of gettin' fuuuuucked up, y'all!

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New Album from Fall Forever! Summer Camp Part II is out now! Enjoy wherever you enjoy music!

If you haven't tried the new Transformers pinball, you need to. It's PHENOMENAL

No more Panera stories today, had to leave. Sorry.

"And if it does count as revenue it's the backside taxes that get you and there's nothing you can do about the backside taxes. We'll do everything we can...oh yeah, sure go ahead, have a great day, yeah you too..." #EavesDroppingAtPanera

"And he was watching a golf thing on TV, within ten minutes of us being there he went out to the garage to watch his program, he could have at least helped, that's Eddie though he never helps, just disengages from everyone so I just let him go" #EavesDroppingAtPanera

"I think she has unresolved issues, I said, maybe you'd feel better if you just talk about him..." #EavesDroppingAtPanera

"They met at alcoholics anonymous so they understand each other..." #EavesDroppingAtPanera

"There were so many M&Ms everywhere but I agree, our machines are better than anything from the competition and Scotty needs to make this a selling point, he has to make sure every step of the way is planned" #EavesDroppingAtPanera

"Tell me, how was your weekend with your sister-in-law from, where? Colorado?" "It was mostly fine but she talks non-stop, she talks over her kids, her husband, she just talks talks talks... She's like a lost soul..." #EavesDroppingAtPanera

"Look, tell Scotty that we need to push these MRI Machines to every office in the area, they're all running old equipment and we need to sell them on why they need to upgrade" #EavesDroppingAtPanera

"So Robbie has a Mexican girlfriend but she's overweight, which is ok but when John started talking about her weight I said look you have no room to talk..." #EavesDroppingAtPanera

I have this on my desk. My wife hates it. Has threatened to literally murder it more than once. Enjoy!!!

I met him at a restaurant in Montgomery, Alabama called Chappy's Deli when I lived there. He was super famous, had an entourage with him and everything. It was WILD.

LOL wUT

The good news is that now I will never have to worry about owning another PlayStation console. So that's pretty cool I guess.

Dinner time

KRIS KROSSTOFFERSON WILL MAKE YOU JUMP! JUMP!

Stan Dee came to visit for dinner tonight.

Middle-Aged white dads are fucking stupid. They will literally go out in the middle of a tornado warning with sirens going off to see if they can see the tornado. Anyway, please enjoy this video.

GTA 6 being $80 bucks for a physical with no disc. LOL. At least they got the "theft" part right.

I was playing Battlefield 6 and someone told me to "go sit and spin, Billy" so I guess I'm doing something right I don't know...

I'm buying all of these

She's an aspiring model

My Warlock brings all the ghouls to the yard, damn right, she ain't no Bard, damn right, she's better than yours. (Probably not though) (Although I crit in the billions).

Tater Tots > any other fried "potato" side.

Thought it would be a good idea to go to DQ and get a Blizzard. Me, to my wife when I was done: "You know, that wasn't very satisfying." My Wife: "Maybe because you aren't high?"

Damn. I can believe the White House managed to get Randy, Philadelphia Collins, and the Dirty Burger Giant Cheeseburger to perform at today's event. Crazy.

Going to start wearing a shirt around town that says, " welp, guess I'm not paying that Affirm".

Don't forget your sweatbands. It's hot out there.

My nickname used to be Bobble Head Billy because I guess when I walk I've got a bit of the ol wobbly head or something. Anyways

Me after the edibles hit and I'm just staring into the pantry looking for a snack...

Thank god I found this. I lost my other comb last week.

That new Wolverine game looks like something from last Gen.

Eh

Help. I can't get up

I think Quentin Tarantino is in front of me.

But why AREN'T you listening to Surf Goth? That's the important question here.

I've been wearing these for like 2 months now and they are now my new favorite sunglasses ever.

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