If you see this, post a character from space

My wife just now: "it only has two ingredients. Beef and salt. Just like me."

LOL It's funny because it's true. But it's also not funny at all because it's true.

Gotta Flip 'Em All!

I want to play this now, and I am bummed that I cannot... store.steampowered.com/app/3216520/...

haha! April Fools!

So they added dirt bike racing to Battlefield 6, and ya boy CB came in first place. (Thankfully, now I never have to touch that mode again.)

Did a small update of 16 small pokemon figures today. I might post a few more goodies tomorrow but for now if you want some vintage Pokemon figures I have some fun choices for you. www.avaneshop.com

Big Nick Big Tour begins this weekend! 🎟️ nicklutsko.com

Coming to CBS this fall

fuck

I'm gonna shave my head bald

Oh. Yeah.

Heck yeah! I finally got Charles Zard!

My favorite squirrel photo.

This fortune cookie sucks. LOL. Imagine thinking Mr. Beast is a good person. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL lol What a piece of shit.

Shower. Time.

Smashed my thumb so I'm just gonna paint all my nails black to hide it.

It's like the early 2000s live journal/Myspace days. The cringe is strong with this one.

I see nothing has changed in the multipayer universe these days...

New Banksy just dropped

Just unfollow and unsub. Easy enough.

I heard the Church started using DLSS

Do! Ya! Do! Ya!

Neat

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I'm still mad that we never got another ZombiU.

Hey @doofivirus.bsky.social - were you driving in front of me today?

A dating app exclusively for the elderly, and you could call it "Carbon Dating".

Heading to the spa to unwind

Restaurants. Saved you a click.

Me RN:

Whoa

I'm so happy that he's healing. This little fella was attacked by something last month, almost lost an ear and had a nasty gash on his side. Some good food and rest really helped. His ear is really healing nicely.

how i arrived on bluesky:

Is buttcheeks spelled with one word or should I spread them apart.

I will never have to get up to go to the bathroom again!!!

I will never have to get up to go to the bathroom again!!!

Now you can smell like a sweaty, Italian plumber!

LOL what the actual fuck? Hahahahaha this straight up looks like something you'd see on some shitty late night show as a skit. Is that Kratos' cousin, Marv or something? Wack AF lol.

These are right up @darckcloud723.bsky.social alley

Starting a new Etsy store selling bath bombs. This is our "Colorful" selection of bath bombs.

I hope Resident Evil: Requiem is better than the shitshow Village was. God, that game sucked HARD. Literally the worst game in the series. Not even close. The one where the roided up dude punched a fucking boulder was better.

I will never understand how someone could play an online, multi-player game by themselves (not in a party) and still leave their headset on. Turn. It. Off. Nobody wants to hear your music, your farting and burping, your conversations with other people. Stop being a plague on society.

I made real, significant progress this morning. The first time I've had all three in the same room, eating, without killing each other.

2 months piss free!

Listen. I am not a Funko person. At all. They're dumb. But I had to buy this because Tron was the very first arcade machine I ever owned. (Plus it's one of my favorite arcade games of all time).

More like, WACKstation.

I need a haircut. And to remember to not do an edible in the middle of the day.