Have about half the shaving cream I need for my birthday celebration. I am now realising how much 30 is.

Do we really need a long written post to explain this 😛

Oh boy. Time goes fast, and I'm looking down the barrel end of becoming 30. I'm okay with getting to this age, my mid-20's is actually the first time I felt comfortable being myself. What do you guys think is a good way of celebrating?

Naughty? I'm nothing if not well-behaved.

🟡🔵 Are you ready to Play? 🔵🟡 Whether you're Team Yellow or Team Blue, our Gunge Sub Icons gear is the ultimate outfit for facing the gunge! Get that classic gameshow look, and everyone will know you like to play dirty 😈

Hey everyone, let's celebrate a belated Valentine's day. Oops. Tried a few new things including a narrator, and some stock images and goo preview. If you enjoyed please tell me, and if you didn't still tell me! Just want to make things that everyone can enjoy! #Gunge #Malegunge #MaleWam

Sadly I couldn't get it out today, but probably tomorrow, a Valentine's video, featuring a large tub of gunge. I hope you look forward to it when I finish it. #gunge #gaygunge #WAM

🏷️Online Store Opening Soon🛍️ That's right, our Shopify is about to launch, so now you can browse and order all of our Off-the-Shelf designs whenever you fancy Every design, every colour, every size. All available at a tap, without needing a consultation

COMING SOON : A brand new game show that's so relaxing and enjoyable to watch but much more intense for the (un)lucky contestant! Watch the promo video to find out more :) #gaygunge #gunge

UPDATE 30/01/26: Poor Cairo he's seems to be getting all the gunge. It's almost as if the whole thing has been set up by Captain Flan and Scott! Second "naughtier" part streaming now for members!

Another part of my Christmas Collab, the punishment 😉 In my Christmas jumper, and nothing else, I take a bucket of green gunge, straight from Santa's naughty list. A lot of play acting in this, for the original video. #Wam #GayWam #GayGunge #GayFetish

Another part of that project, this time I had to look like I was having a pie fight with a mystery thrower. I think I did relatively well, but I get absolutely covered in my reindeer thing! #MaleWam #MalePie #Malegunge #GayWam

Scott and Cairo are opponents in a messy quiz all about a subject we thought neither of them would know anything about! How wrong we were! Streaming now for members!

I took part in a project with other guys, who wants to stay anonymous. However my parts are free to use, so I hope you enjoy my incredibly fun brown head dunking. Love the outfit, and loved this session #Malegunge #MaleWam

UPDATE 02/01/2026! Massive gunge play fight anyone?! Our final "festive" update is streaming now...well yesterday actually but if you were a member you would know that! Hope everyone is having a great new year :)

🏳️‍🌈⛓️ FREAK IN THE STREETS ⛓️🏳️‍🌈 The big brands don't get it. But we do. KITT'S CUSTOMS is officially OPEN. ✨ Webstore coming soon, DM us for more info ✨ Your identity isn't off-the-rack. Your gear shouldn't be either. #customapparel #alternativefashion #queerowned #expressyourself #inclusivefashion

Now the arses have multiplied! Who are the owners of these arses?

Messy Christmas everyone!

UPDATE : Paul comes home from a hard day's work on Christmas day to discover three naughty lads have made a huge mess!? New video streaming now for members! #gunge #messy #slapstick

Whose arse is that?

ngl.link/pkpt92625512 Should be a quiet evening, so I'm opening up for a few questions.

UPDATE 12/12/25: Our "epic" festive fun kicks off with a superhero showdown between "The Handler" @napingunge.bsky.social and @jamesboundxxx.bsky.social ....who seems to be a bit tied up! Streaming now for members! #gunge #gaygunge #wetandmessy #lycra

Some more pictures, Rudolph gets caught in a snowstorm. Also I get a little messy lol. #Wam #Malewam #malepie

So it seems not every team yellow player can be a winner... Unfortunately after losing a challenge I was send to face the slop But this was just the start....

Highly suggest you keep a eye out for more Kitt Customs. The quality is great, and Kitt himself is a fun, and responsible guy! Apparently more could be available in the new year, so keep a eye out.

Thanks to the combined efforts of @kittkinky.bsky.social @goopquest.bsky.social, @gungewedgiesub.bsky.social , I received a sloppy yellow gunging!! Tell them how awful they are, for sending gunge my way. Revenge for the blue team, will be sudden and swift. #gunge #gaygunge #Wam #maleWam #malegunge

Got some nice new threads, with compliments to @kittkinky.bsky.social . LET'S GO BLUE'S! #Gunge #WAM

Had a little fun with a new singlet and some extra thick gunge. And it was incredibly thick. Thanks @messypupgunge.bsky.social . Might upload the video, but saving it for a different mischievous reason.

Wow, looks like a few familiar faces, and a lot of gunge and pies and mess! The best Christmas present right here.

On this week's update Jamie gets a lesson in how to clean up a very naughty pup that has been eating chocolate and got the chocolate everywhere! #gunge #gunging #pup #wam #pupplay #lycra #mess #slime #gay #gaykink #gaywam

Happy Pie-in-the-face day! Managed to sneak this in, just before the day is over. 3 big pies for me, what a marvelous celebration!

Happy International Pie In The Face Day! 🫟🫠 Let's all celebrate our freedom from dignity and embrace the silliness, by taking a great big sloppy custard pie right in the mug 😜

For black friday, use my code NAPINGUNGE for an extra 10% on top of Black Friday deals! Get that gunge restocked. 🐾❤️

Since you all liked mine so much, I've decided to take a chance, and get a limited run of printed GUNGE SUB contestant's tees printed for you! Choose your team - who are you gonna face the gunge with? Yellow or Blue? Black or White? ✨ If you'd like one, DM me and we'll go over the details ✨

We’ve been up to some messy activities at Gungelads this weekend. More mess is coming soon… 🫟 #bts #messy #wam #gunge #gunging #pied #gaywam #gaygunge

👻SEASON 13 kicks off with James head dunking into ghostly ectoplasm. Happy Halloween! Why not treat yourself with 300+ videos of lads getting tricked with messy surprises on the Gungelads site!? #halloween #wam #gunge #messy #wetandmessy #gaygunge #slime #greenslime #kink #kinky

It's spooky season, so there is only one to celebrate. Try my new pumpkin costume, it's liquid and easy to spread, so I only need a little bit of green. So where so you think I placed in a costume competition? #WAM #MaleWAM #GayGunge #Gunge

Had a slimy, sticky and smelly time this weekend. I take syrup, condiments, beans, spaghetti and cold yogurt. Here are the highlights, as I'm in my rainbow singlet. Don't mind the replaced audio, my friend is a little camera shy so their face and voice have been censored. #WAM #MaleWAM #GayGunge

So this is a interesting one. Someone took time out, and made a compilation of some of my mucky misadventures, and made a intro with them (with my permission.). I'm really quite honoured to be given this, so I'm really overjoyed to share it with everyone.

Looks like the humiliation continues. Another, bigger, bucket of yellow and black, that turn into a really bad shade of green. (I think it suits me). If you want to tell me how much you enjoyed it, just throw a loser at me in the comments or DM's.

Another day, another humiliation. Having been labelled a loser again, I put on my ass-less singlet and a bejeweled plug. I then get a sloppy thick bucket of black and yellow gunge. Do you think I have been humiliated enough?

It's official! My JFF is open for business, posting kinky mischief just for you! ⭐ LINKTREE IS IN MY BIO ⭐ I'll be taking commissions for custom video, photo and audio sets, so if you have a dream scene that you'd love for me to do for you, now's your chance!

This week our lads ask the eternal question on all of our minds: will the lad with slime shooter or the lad with the wooden spoon get the other messier? The results may surprise you. 🫟🥄🔫 This and 300+ videos exclusively on the Gungelads Site. #gungefight #gunge #messy #slime #experiment #gay

This week on GungeLads we’re doing an important science experiment to determine once and for all: Paper Base or Crust Base? What makes the better splat? 🫟 This and 300+ more videos available now on the GungeLads website! #pie #pied #pieface #wam #messy #gay #gaywam #kink #fetish #facepie

Love a good reblog if...

Shock, horror! A part 2 to the bog quiz? A little bit of revenge on @kittkinky.bsky.social , with a new spewer? I know I can't wait to see this.

I attempted to fill my green singlet with purple gunge! It went badly, but even that creates a mess. #MaleWam #Malegunge #Gaygunge

Hey, everyone. Me and my silver singlet had a run-in with some custard pies. I think I handled it in the only way you can expect. Enjoy my cheeky striptease before I'm splattered all over. #WAM #Gaygunge #MaleWAM

Don't forget the special forfeit. Definitely speaking from experience you don't want to miss this.

@gungelads.bsky.social @kittkinky.bsky.social The two responsible for getting me in this state. I took on the bog quiz, and you can probably tell how it went! gungelads.gungeworld.com/newsite/ #GayWAM #GayGunge #Gunge #Gungegames #GayKink