I think some people are just gay recreationally. Why else do it except for the lols

Lalalala. Got Lottie. She went without a fuss. I love it when my targets are stupid ⭐️ it’s almost like she was trying to get kidnapped

Hey look what I can do. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 And now you’re thinking about 🚬s.

I feel like a process has occurred.

Where’s Cal I need to bother someone. Too bored.

Happy Father’s Day fuckers

Bored bored bored. Forgot how much I like drinking but the other day reminded me. I should skip work to party more often.

Ohhh my god. I hate hangovers. Ughhhg fuck

I miss my old mission schedule a bit. If I’m honest. It was much more fun.

I’ve got to 🚬 it up.

I need to sleep for like a million years I think.

I don’t know where I stand with the other agents. Ha, I don’t even know if they like me. They shouldn’t. I’ll be leaving eventually. Best to not get attached.

I guess we’re playing fucking hot potato with the Targent leadership. Wonder if it’ll get shoved into my lap.

Sometimes I wonder what my parents would think if they could see me now. And then I remember that I don’t care and they can eat shit and go to hell. So

Trying to schedule a date with Lottie in a bit. Can I trust that none of you will kick it in my absence?

And why shouldn’t I just leave? What do I have to lose by leaving Bran’s dumbass to get killed in here? It’s not like I care. It’s clearly what he wants anyway.

I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men

Why the fuck do I care about other people. They just piss me off.

I don’t think they’ll let me slack off on my mission forever. They’ll probably keep me here with Swan until we’ve figured out what’s going on with Triton.

I need more girls to kiss. For science.

Happy pride ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ shoutout to the gays

Boredddddddd. Ugh why am I so bored all the time.

I should follow Triton. He’s on the move.

Why does everyone think I’m queer?

Where is that idiot. I’m going to kill him i swear. How did he end up BACK in the hospital already?

I don’t even know what’s happening anymore and frankly I couldn’t give less of a shit. I’ve got practically zero information on my station and relevant details, and quite a few comms are down. I don’t even know if this damn thing is working… Am I getting any signal? Hello?

I’ve got Burns on the hook. Might start brainstorming a name for her so she doesn’t have to decide. Hmmm..

Thought I’d just be shooting a bitch and going home.

Ughhhhhh why did we have to get assigned for a long mission? This is such a bummer.

Boreddddddddd. Bored bored bored.

I’m getting kinda boredddd. When’re assignments coming out again?

I think someone ought to take care of the Boss. Put him in a home or something- but he’s clearly unfit to lead an organization.

What’s taking Sparrow so long?? It’s not that hard to ask a kid to talk to someone.

So glad Bran is out. His voice pisses me off.

Do I reallyyyyy want to find them? They’re looking for the other guys. It would be a pain to get tangled up in that. On the other hand.. I could inform them personally. On the other hand. I can’t leave Cal alone.

They can’t have gone farrrr.

Where’s the kid that was with the other guy. I get commissions for this shit

Trying to get a hold of Bronev and it’s not working 🎶 fuck my whole life

Why are they here too. Is there only one hospital in this whole fucking city?? I’m trying to help them!

They should have made me the team lead for the mission. I could have done this with much less hassle. Now Bran is getting treated and I have pages of paperwork to fill out for his dumbass.

Man- I’ve gotta cancel my date with that girl now. Come onnnnn

Stupid piece of shit team lead. Is he dumb? Does he think before running his mouth??

I love the thrill of a good chase. I almost forgot!

I get that they’re rich, but the Ledores shouldn’t leave their doors unlocked. Are they stupid? Or maybe no one’s home.

If anyone rats me out I can just kill them ⭐️⭐️

This is sooooo boring. I might dip. We’re getting nowhere.

I’ve got a date tonight ❤️ I do prefer honeypot missions, actually. And she seems nice enough.

I think I’ve got a potential new recruit.

Ledore 🎶 I’ve heard it around the city, as one must. Supposedly one of them practically runs this city in addition to being its founder. Children of affluent families are difficult. Why do we want her?

Why can’t we just kill everyone who is a problem? It’s really not that hard.