I have a sore throat just listening to Tom Brady. I feel like I need a peppermint tea. Is he aware of how microphones work?

Shockingly, Lionel Messi won a soccer tournament that he was involved in. What a world.

BYU would’ve had a better chance of making the playoff if they took the day off. They should’ve faked a doctors appointment.

Oh my God, Marty Smith was so pissed that he had to come on TV tell everyone Lane Kiffin is making his announcement tomorrow after Marty stood in the same room all day. That was the greatest 30 seconds I've ever seen on ESPN.

Lane Kiffin is going to make his announcement at 11:59 so that he is still technically doing it today.

The Lions are too clever for their own good. Sometimes the solution really is as easy as run the ball into the endzone. Do it three times if you have to.

This VR segment on NBA countdown is… rough.

Is it safe to say that most of America wants the Hoosiers to win the college football playoff at this point? Excluding their own inferior team of course.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if Gus Johnson is choking on a sandwich after having a seizure or something cool happened in the game.

I know it won't last, but it's nice hearing national broadcasters say good things about your team. The only time the Raiders usually get mentioned, because they don't play on national television, is usually not in a favorable context. We'll always have the first quarter of TNF on November 6, 2025.

Only a matter of time. Shohei was looking sloppy. Should've pulled him when Vlad came up.

Translation from the rules officials: Shohei Ohtani is the most important thing in our sport and he can take however damn long he wants.

Ohtani done after two or coming back for a third?

Shohei already has a much longer leash than I expected.

I know Freeman hit the walk off, but Shohei Ohtani won that game with his bat for the Dodgers. He has a real shot to step on the Blue Jays throat when he takes the mound.

Everybody’s acting like the 2018 World Series happened during the Roman empire. We’ve seen a long World Series game before.

Ohtani already with a double and home run in his first two at bats. If he keeps up that level of production, he could be a special player one day.

I could've sworn the Jonas Brothers already cured cancer in a prior commercial.

Personally I don't remove a pitcher unless he's gone 10 innings, 100 pitches, or has 10 earned runs. Seattle playing with fire.

Based on his last two outings I am very nervous to start Max Scherzer if I'm a Toronto fan. Two hit leash?

It seems like the longer Tony Romo is on TV, the less he knows how to speak words.

If Detroit can't keep their weather under control, Rob Manfred needs to start enforcing some serious penalties. It's unacceptable, and postseason ban for the Tigers may be in order.

Might be experiencing some recency bias, but that Trevor Lawrence touchdown was the greatest play of all time right? Just absurd.

Jacksonville playing like they need a field goal. But apparently they can't keep track of time or count.

The Dodgers bullpen is more of a matador situation.

Some 3D abomination that was supposed to be SpongeBob was just on my TV trying to sell me soda pop, as if watching the Jags play football wasn't bad enough.

Dodgers are going to need 8 innings out of Snell to win this.

Toronto is the new baseball capital of America

I've seen enough. The World Series is going to be the Blue Jays against the Brewers.

UCLA needs to stop the count.

Entering a bases loaded, no-out situation as a relief pitcher must feel like clocking in to cook during the middle of a lunch rush.

ESPN look into the Bengals/Broncos game showed the Broncos touchdown before the actual broadcast. Good work.

Jason Garrett getting a chance to grill Jerry Jones is excellent. So why exactly did you get rid of your best player dummy?

Jerry Jones is looking extra crypt-keepery today.

I know he might have just cost them the game, but that was a hell of a leap by No. 1 on Georgia‘s defense

Is UCLA the worst football team in the country? Some are saying.

UCLA and USC stabbed the Pac 12 in the back and they deserve all the success they are having.

Americans after going down 12–4 at the Ryder Cup…

There's only one way to answer hecklers in sports. Win. Great performance from Europe today at the Ryder Cup.

Rory yelling at the crowd is great TV. Golf purists can whine all day, but this is the juice the sport needs.

Keegan should've put himself on the team. USA needs him out there. If Rory gets going, it's lights out.

When USC loses, we all win.

In team golf, fans should be allowed to cheer or boo when players are on the tee or on the green. Standard golf etiquette is fine for all the other tournaments, but the Ryder Cup is different. Lean into it.

All this talk of the rapture and I'm not sure if I should be concerned or not. Don't get me wrong, I'm completely enraptured but also completely unraptured.

Skattebo looks like the best player on the Giants

How much you wanna make a bet Russell Wilson can throw a football over them mountains?

It seems like Patrick Mahomes has lost the ability to aim.

Bad omen for Kershaw

Is this the worst game Max Scherzer has ever had?

I'm impressed that Michael Buffer is 100 years old and has enough wind to read these guys Wikipedia entries on stage.