Today, I'm thankful for my partners, my cats, and all of you guys! Thanks for sticking around! 💙✨

The only thing we're celebrating today is my girl Taylor Momsen singing at the Macy's parade 💙✨

You were already too lazy to write the songs and now you're too lazy to even think of prompts to have the plagiarism machine write for you? These people are the saddest joke I've ever heard. We truly are doomed.

We have coffee, hot chocolate mix, and pumpkin spice coffee creamer. I am sorely tempted to mix them all together. This could be delicious or it could be disastrous. Dare I try it? 👀

Remember when Black Friday used to mean 90% off? What's this 20% off nonsense? If you're gonna call it a Black Friday sale, it needs to be the biggest shopping event of the year! Really commit to it!

It's snowing again! We might be looking at a white Thanksgiving! ❄️

I'm pretty sure going out on the ocean so far that I can't see land in any direction would fix me.

I'm pretty sure Duff is secretly a dog. He drools. He chases his tail. He chews on shoes. Look at that little bulldog face! 😂💙

2025 accomplishments: -Added a member to the polycule. I think that's literally it 😅😂

I'm confused, not complaining, but why on Earth did this not very high quality picture of Duff get so popular? 😅😂

I'm pretty active in fandom spaces, and may I just say that there's nothing more annoying than when fan creators genderbend the male characters while completely ignoring the female characters? There are women right there! Love them!

Anyone else ever get an actor ruined for them by the first role you saw them in? Like, this one actress was introduced to me as the product of incest, and I can't look at her now without seeing it. It's not her fault at all, but she gives me the ick 😬😅

Changed my Animal Crossing island tune to Crazy Train 😌💙

What's more important: Keeping the story's plot tight with no filler, or adding in a few filler chapters intentionally so we see the characters relax and have fun, making it even more tragic when the shit hits the fan?

It's still #Caturday, right? Have a little orange box boy! 💙✨

I've been hearing a lot of people using "overwhelm" as a noun here lately. Merriam-Webster lists it as a verb only, but language changes. How do you guys feel about it?

Since we're doing the sex scene discourse on Twitter, lemme add my two cents: Like every other scene, sex scenes are fine as long as they advance the plot and fit the mood of the story overall.

One day, when The Book Formerly Known As Saltwater is done, I'll get back to work on the WLW Coraline x Rosemary's Baby mermaid horror book I've had on the back burner 💙✨

When did you start to write? The first story I remember writing was for the Young Authors contest when I was in second grade, but I didn't really start seriously writing until high school. I spent every study hall scribbling away!

Working on a new chapter for The Book Formerly Known As Saltwater today! How exciting! 💙✨

"But my chapter titles entice the reader into reading more!" The story itself should do that.

Why is "improving AI" a priority when we don't even have reliable printers?

Thinking about screenwriting again. It seems fun, even if only as a practice exercise!

Okay, I really hate to do this, but: our Payypal is [email protected], and every little bit helps 😔💙

You ever think you're just destined to be flat broke for the rest of your life? I'm exhausted, you guys.

I was writing a review for a graphic novel version of Animal Farm, but instead of Farm, I kept typing Crossing. Animal Crossing. I might have a problem 😅😂

GUYS LOOK ❄️💙✨

Unpopular opinion: There's nothing wrong with reviewing books you didn't finish. Tell us why! Maybe you'll say a fellow reader from wasting their time on a terrible book!

Gonna take a break from my reverse outline today! 💙✨

Woke up with Bones Shredder's cover of Baby's In Black stuck in my head. Reader, it's after two o'clock now, and it's not going anywhere 💙✨

Napkins, I, uh... Don't think that's sanitary 😅😂

Imma need Guillermo del Toro to direct a Saltwater adaptation, okay? Okay.

Why don't we tell people to "put a sock in it" anymore? It's objectively the funniest way to tell someone to shut up!

Napkins is the absolute cutest! 🥺💙✨ #caturday

Y'know something? If the characters in The Book Formerly Known As Saltwater were real, they'd be in their fifties today! I like to think Ash got his gender-affirming care and Tawny is a librarian and they're happy together somewhere 💙✨

If you can title a book after a Taylor Swift lyric, I can title a book after a Samuel Taylor Coleridge line 💙✨

Got my reverse outline done! Gonna spend today working in some new details! Exciting times! 👀💙

Been having a high anxiety day for no reason. I hate those. I've been on the edge of crying since I woke up 😭

Just once, I wanna see the blonde slut be the final girl. Surely this has happened, right?

I'm on the ace spectrum, and I somehow have a crush on a musician? I haven't had a celebrity crush that was more than aesthetic in years. This is so weird, how do people deal with this? 😅😂

Got a few chapters of my reverse outline done today! Exciting! We love to see progress!

If You Weren't Meant to be Human doesn't win the Goodreads Choice Award for horror, we riot, okay? Okay. 💙✨

I've had a killer headache all day, so I didn't get any work done on my reverse outline 😒

Friendly reminder that you have every right to DNF a book you aren't enjoying 💙✨

How your email finds me 💙✨

There's a new character I've been trying to work into The Book Formerly Known As Saltwater, and I think it might be best to do another reverse outline before I start another draft. I don't want this guy to feel like he only exists to be killed off, y'know?

I think, come January, I might change from blue to purple. Purple heart emoji, purple banner, purple icon. Might be time for a slight change!

It's just a dusting, but the first show of the season is here!! ❄️💙✨

WHOOP WHOOP I DID IT PLEASE CLAP 💙✨

Spending this quiet Sunday morning with leftover pasta, a Mt Dew, and Animal Crossing! Talk about a great way to start the day! 💙✨