*nervous titter* *slides under the table* *hopes beyond hope* *remains delusional the same* #TedLasso #Tedependent

The upstairs neighbor decided to pull out her vacuum to clean her entire apartment at midnight, so here we are, a few hours early. Except That It Means Something Very Specific Rated M // Chapter 4 of 6 #TedLasso #Tedependent archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

Personally victimized by Lucy Dacus. She didn’t do anything. I just have one of her songs as my wake-up alarm and I was in the middle of flirting with a real cute Zamboni driver/make up counter lady in my dream. (I was at a mall rink for whatever reason and there was a kids game.)

Love to be the one who gets to break it to a new reader that there will, in fact, be a season 4. #TedLasso But also, how did you get here? Did my sharp turn in tenor call to you like a siren song? Let me dash your head upon the Rock of Delulu that is #Tedependent. It’s very pretty here.

It's Monday and Trent sure seems to be going through it. Except That It Means Something Very Specific Rated M // Chapter 3 of 6 #TedLasso #Tedependent archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

Except That It Means Something Very Specific Rated M // Chapter 2 of 6 A little more "which could mean anything." Now in Extra Strength. #TedLasso #Tedependent archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings Brandi Carlile & Lucius Lucy Dacus & Adult Mom Counting Crows & John Mayer and because it was my first concert and quite literally an inescapable foundation of my humanity Amy Grant & Michael W Smith

*turns on Heated Rivalry* *hits Mariah Carey note* 🎵 It’s tiiiiiiiime!🎶

My favorite dummies! 💕

Oh hey. New fic. Except That It Means Something Very Specific Rated M // Chapter 1 of 6 A lot of "which could mean anything" and a very pointed amount of "oh, no, this is actually quite specific." #TedLasso #Tedependent archiveofourown.org/works/747316...

Tedependent Writing Hours have commenced.

*SCREAM* #TedLassoSpoilers #TedLasso

*finishes a new chapter of a new something* *doesn't post it yet* *wonders why there's no response on Ao3* *remembers* *finishes a new chapter of that same new something* *doesn't post it yet* *wonders why there's no...

I am really enjoying writing Ted torturing Trent with gentle, intimate touches that Trent thinks are simple straightforward instructions on how to do bench presses, but are, in fact, diabolically implemented by Ted for intentionally nefarious purposes to be revealed in time. Tension is a blast.

TIL that Ao3 and I share a birthday. I’m a little bit older tho.

get to know your mutuals! list ten random things you like ೃ⁀➷ ꩜ cooking while drinking ꩜ romance novels ꩜ singing ꩜ orange and yellow ꩜ my sister ꩜ a good French braid ꩜ swimming pools ꩜ good laughs, like, the various sounds of them ꩜ driving with the music too loud ꩜ women's basketball

Two of my favorite influencers are currently sharing a meal and posting IG updates and this old man yaoi-loving heart of mine had to walk away from my phone for a while so I wouldn’t respond to an IG post with, “Now kiss!” It was a close call. 😰 😮‍💨

Tried to sleep in, but the Sunday Sprints are worming their way in. Gonna go grab some coffee and pastries and write until I have to give up my hotel room and head Homaha.

Happy Birthday to Me.

I love when someone pulls an all nighter reading one of my fics and lives to tell the tale. Specifically to me. 💛 It’s almost unbearably kind. Alright. Let’s wake up and get ready to KC. Thundergong isn’t gonna attend itself.

It's only 4 more sleeps till Thundergong.

Very extremely here for James Lance: Music Video Vixen.

Gave it some time. Reread the ending. The ending was wrong. Rewrote it. Happens. It Still Won't Be A Great Idea Rated E // 25 Chapters #TedLasso #Tedependent archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

"What do you mean you're rewriting the ending to your last fic?" Who said that?!

Tedependent Writing Hours have commenced.

Welp. I did it. I finished the Secret Rendezvous Fic. It Still Won't Be A Great Idea Rated E // 64,470 Words (25 Chapters, Completed) #Tedependent #TedLasso archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

Holy shit. I’m listening to this right now. Lily Allen isn’t playing around. Good for her. Get his ass.

If you are a Trader Joe’s queer and you wear a sherrif’s badge and a bandana and a holster for a pricing gun, I am going to play along and ask you if Trader Joe’s is a lawless land, and I am going to mean it in the queer flirty way, cowgirl. Your greasy waves and nose ring will not intimidate me.

Oh man. I’m alright with this last chapter. I have about 2k more to write, but the conclusion will be up by tomorrow afternoon.

Genuinely, @carduelisfinch.bsky.social @enumchase.bsky.social HAVE YOU SEEN IT YET?!

HE’S DONE IT AGAIN!

Penultimate chapter, baby! I'm not giving anything away with this preview pic (it's supposed to be Trent's flat). It Still Won't Be A Great Idea Rated E // Chapter 24 of 25 #TedLasso #Tedependent archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

I would like to take a moment out to just remind you all that SuperBob.

Jesus Christ I thought this was for something else. I nearly died.

I hate to say it, but it also thrills me. I think I have two chapters left to write? Don't hold me to that. But. It Still Won't Be A Great Idea Rated E // Chapter 23 of ??? #TedLasso #Tedependent Wherein an opportunity finally presents itself. archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

#Tedependent Writing Hours have commenced.

This was such a good book, my current WIP (It Still Won’t Be A Great Idea) was a challenge to myself to see if I could use the similar framework of a secret affair to tell my story. I’m stoked it’s getting the movie treatment.

Creating the MOST 90s playlist for Music History Professor/Late Night College Radio DJ Trent to woo/neg Football Coach Ted Lasso. Maybe I'll write the AU, maybe I'll just make a dope-ass 90s playlist.

Lizzie McAlpine’s for the SAD girlies. 🥲🩵

Happy Maybe Ted’s Birthday/Maybe Ronnie Fowch’s Birthday, y’all! 🥳

I actually finished a drawing!!! #TedTrent

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea Rated E // Chapter 22 of ??? #TedLasso #Tedependent Another two chapter weekend with these goobers. archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea Rated E // Chapter 21 of ??? #TedLasso #Tedependent We've made it. We're on the other side of the dark forest. archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

Evergreen

HMMMM. (But also, a comedy hero, so hell yeah!)

Happy Birthday you handsome goddamn menace!

Love a two chapter weekend. It Still Won't Be A Great Idea Rated E // Chapter 20 of ??? #Tedependent #TedLasso Wherein Ted is stuck in the chrysalis stage. archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

Time to write about The Characters.

It Still Won't Be A Great Idea Rated E // Chapter 19 of ??? #Tedependent #TedLasso Sometimes you have to pick a fight. Even if nothing is resolved in that moment. archiveofourown.org/works/670218...

Dutch boatman spotted. In a robe. Outside of Rebecca’s place. *LOVE* that for Rebecca. #TedLasso #TedLassoSpoilers #TedLassoS4Spoilers