She’s trapped in a life she’s not meant to be living… The Strange Lives Of Eleanor Teague, out April 21st. Pre-order now!

If I had one quarter the focus and tenacity of the hairs that now strive to grow in my ears and nostrils, I’d be a massive success in everything I do.

When I go, I want to go like David Lynch - with a great big head of hair.

My policy of negligible interaction with Bluesky has clearly been a great success if the number of new connections is anything to go by. My policy of saying little about not much at all is clearly the way to go.

After looking at the news this morning (against my better judgement), there’s only one burning question on my mind. Who on earth is Danny Jones?

I’ve realized why I’m never going to be comfortable on social media. I can only think in increments of 100K words.

I’m totally with you, Margot. I loved #Babylon. It’s what cinema should be - brash, decadent, unpredictable and batshit crazy. And that ending… ❤️ faroutmagazine.co.uk/margot-robbi...

I’ve had an amazing few days off in NYC, but I’m also very much looking forward to getting back to doing the thing that gives my life meaning - making shit up.

Edward Hopper vibes.

My horror fantasy epic is written and sent off. Now is time for me to Take Manhattan.

I’ve been waiting for it to get cold, like a proper winter should be. COLD. Make it cold, like nature intended. But, er, it’s quite cold isn’t it? *turns blanket up*

Some people are on Threads, some people here on BlueSky - it’s all very dissonance-making.

The title credit of Babylon appears 34 minutes after the beginning of the film, which is a warning to mankind that is going to be a really long movie.

The Guardian just did a fab article about The Haunting movie and now I have a great urge to reread the Shirley Jackson book, just like I have a great urge to read every other book. If people can just stop writing books so I can catch up, that’d be great.

I guess the best way to show that you come in peace is by showing an image of your beloved woof.

Just what I need. ANOTHER social media arena.