Imagine the mental gymnastics it takes to link Tylenol to autism but not gun control to mass shootings.

If it’s a legitimate shooting, the Alpha male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

It's kinda ironic that we have a suicide hotline that's meant to help people, but the "help" is just sending angry men with guns to your house.

Fuck ChatGPT, Wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed, I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE!

In a world full of Sydney Sweeneys, be a Hayley Williams.

I can't wait til next summer when Mississippi dirt farmers are showing us recipes of mud and leaves #BigBeautifulBill

Here's the page of project 2025 where they planned this

"I'll preface this by saying I'm *generally* in support of the illegal immigrants, but waving that flag makes me uncomfortable." -Average reddit user.

Which one of you did this (it was me)

My moral alignment is Chaotic Lawful. I live by a very strict moral code, but nobody knows what it is. Including me.

"I don't consent to search or seizure" Police:

"It is not for unelected judges to decide how to properly address a national emergency,"

"He touched me inappropriately.", former White House aide comes forward with allegations against President Trump

"Don't ever say what you said," Trump told the reporter. "That's a nasty question."

Depression, panic attacks, anxiety, and mental illness are not signs of being weak. They're signs that a person has been too strong for too long.

"I got that dog in me". The dog

"So, what do you like to do for fun?"

"I think they should run the government like a business." The business:

When you live on coffee and carts, and finally have an apple and some water.

Imagine trying to explain this joke to someone.

Live footage of Nebraska lawmakers fighting the war on soda.

This dog looks like he just dropped the most emotionally manipulative bridge since 2005

Mike Johnson look like he about to drop the hottest economic recession of all time

Gengar is just Hello Kitty for alternative girls

Do you have any hobbies? Me:

JK Rowling is Andrew Tate for fascist women.

This is fine art @aoc.bsky.social